Alton Nolen: religious black man gunned down by white racist

As you may have heard, there was a beheading in Oklahoma, and for some reason the whole country is freaking out. It's just a little blood, people! Sometimes, some of us will have to give our heads in order for Muslims to have the civil right to fully practice their religion.

There are more important things to be concerned with in the United States, such as the right of Muslims to practice Sharia law, and whether blacks are being gunned down in huge numbers by racist whites.

Today, the world mourns the double civil rights violations (bigoted racism and religious persecution) that occurred in Oklahoma. The incident in question involved Alton Nolen, a black man and a practicing Muslim.

Nolen came to the factory office of his former employer, seeking a quiet place to practice his religion, free from fear or persecution. What he got was a bullet, after he mindfully severed one infidel's head and was in the process of sacrificing another.

In the midst of seeking asylum to practice his religion, Nolen was brutally assaulted by a racist white man with a questionably legal gun, and prevented the free exercise thereof his religion. This is the thanks that Muslims get for having the courage to practice pacifism in America.

Al Sharpton is calling for an investigation into the incident; citing the fact that the black victim only had a knife, while the white shooter had a gun. It raises the question of why excessive firepower was used against a man who clearly posed no threat to the community. Sharpton demands to know why the victim was racially profiled for practicing his religion. He calls the attack "Worshiping while black."

In addition, there are calls from the victim's factory union into why the victim was fired from his job. The union insists that if the victim had been paid fair wages, that the victim would not have been forced to return to the factory after being unfairly terminated.

The union also states that if a prayer room facing towards Mecca had been installed in the factory, and the victim had been offered more breaks on which to say his prayers, the victim may not have felt the need to express his feelings towards the infidels.

Additional grievances include the serving of pork products in the cafeteria and the existence of female employees.

Nolen is described by his friends as a "gentle giant" who would never hurt a fly. A proud Muslim-American, Nolen volunteers as coach for the local youth baseball team, and spends two mornings a week serving soup to the homeless. Nolen is a productive member of the community, whose contributions will be sorely missed, while he recovers from his wounds.

When he is released from the hospital, Nolen's attorney states that he will explore all options including lawsuits against the perpetrator, for violating Nolen's civil right to religious practice.

We all know that George W. Bush is the biggest liar the presidency has ever seen, but there is one time when he told the truth: When he correctly referred to Islam as the "Religion of Peace."

John Kerry said, “The real face of Islam is a peaceful religion based on the dignity of all human beings.” It's so frustrating how the real face of Islam keeps trying to appear, but white racists gunning down black Muslims repeatedly thwart the real face of Islam.

We can also thank President Obama for his tireless contributions towards the proliferation of Islam in America, with multiple accolades like, “These rituals remind us of the principles that we hold in common, and Islam’s role in advancing justice, progress, tolerance, and the dignity of all human beings.”

Hopefully the victim will make a complete recovery and can continue his peaceful Islamic evangelism, unencumbered, for the sake of the dignity of all human beings.
 

Prog on/off take your pick

No offense but, I think I'm gonna barf.
 

Pamalinsky

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No offense but, I think I'm gonna barf.

Don't forget to use the People's barf bag, Comrade Pamalinsky.
 

Hammer and Loupe

Pamalinsky

Prog on/off take your pick

No offense but, I think I'm gonna barf.

Don't forget to use the People's barf bag, Comrade Pamalinsky.
"Free" barf bags included with Obamacare.
 

When will these interventionists learn that these peaceful people just want to be left alone?
 

At last, an accurate news report.
 

Nolen's tattoo read "Peace be with you" -- clearly a spiritual man.

His attacker is a Boy Scout leader (read "homophobic") and a hunter (read violent psychopath and NRA member.)
 

Dear Comrade Nolen,

As a public service - or you can think of it as one rodent helping another if you prefer - I offer the following consolation:

So you had a bad day at the office? The white infidel in the next cubical wouldn’t stop laughing at your prayer rug or tickling your butt during prayers. Was that it? Or, maybe it was another flashback to the day the boss’s dog killed the sacrificial lamb you’d been fattening for Eid al-Adha. Of course you’ve had a tough time adjusting to your new job. But from a practical perspective - and I hope you’ll agree - beheading the office manager wasn’t the smartest thing to do. Right?

But what’s done is done. Sometimes life just overwhelms us and, well, stuff happens. So, what to do next? That’s where Barbie comes into the picture. Don’t just sit there feeling sorry for yourself, get to work cleaning up the mess. When you’re finished, take a look at the repair instructions in the Barbie Nursing Set by Mattel.

Gather all the parts, mop up the floor, etc., and put everything on a sturdy table. Carefully wash off the blood, dry the areas to be reconnected and follow these simple instructions:

REATTACHING HEADS MADE SIMPLE:

Best of luck, and may peace be with you,

Captain Craptek
 

"Saad Mohammad, a spokesman for the Islamic Society of Greater Oklahoma City told NewsOK that leaders of the society's mosque are making efforts to protect Muslims from any retaliation for Nolen's actions."When will the racist anti-islamic bigotry end?


http://www.people.com/article/oklahoma-beheading-fired-employee-tried-converting-coworkers-to-islam
 

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Captain Craptek

So, what to do next? That’s where Barbie comes into the picture.These religious theme Barbie and friends are also popular, except you won't find any on Islam... The "artists" decided not to depict the prophet Muhammad. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/09/24/barbie-ken-mary-jesus_n_5877646.html?ncid=fcbklnkushpmg00000051
 

Soviet Mike Komsomolets

Captain Craptek

So, what to do next? That’s where Barbie comes into the picture.These religious theme Barbie and friends are also popular, except you won't find any on Islam... The "artists" decided not to depict the prophet Muhammad. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/09/24/barbie-ken-mary-jesus_n_5877646.html?ncid=fcbklnkushpmg00000051

There's an interesting parallel to be found in the "social armor" of both the Prophet Muhammad and Dear Leader. Notice that all other religions (in the case of Muhammad) and all prior presidents (in Dear Leader's case) are fair game for mockery and criticism. However, Islam and blacks are not! Is this just a coincidence? Or, does it suggest some very "careful planning"? As a practicing paranoid I'm guessing the latter.
 

Watch the scurrilous tongue squirrel, your Sciuridae privilege is showing.
 

Comrades, should not, as a truly progressive society feel sorry knowing that somewhere out there someone else is going through the same unspeakable torture of heartbreaking sleepless nights and even general discomfort for not being able to pursue his religion of peace at his workplace. What does that say about our vastly inferior society in general. At least cooler heads have prevailed and the local police have listed the so called beheading, crime scene, murderincident as “work place violence”! This argument is finally settled and the whole Islamo-fascist murder theme has got to stop and stop NOW because the whole argument is irrelevant and designed purely to cast aspersions on the vast majority of peace loving freedom fighters and Mooslim peoples, most of whom do not even own knifes or box cutters and prefer to spend their time drawing lines in the sand.
 

Soviet Mike Komsomolets

Captain Craptek

So, what to do next? That’s where Barbie comes into the picture.These religious theme Barbie ...

exemplis gratis, Islamic Barbie.


 

Oh, poor, poor, victimized follower of The Prophet (pbuh) (and ptui)! To the ramparts, comrades! We cannot let these Islamophobic racists (or should that be racist Islamophobes?) get away with their Islamophobic racism (or racist Islamophobia). To the ramparts, to the streets, to the stores and factories! Smash the windows! Burn the vehicles! Loot and pillage! No justice, no pieces! Hiss! Spit! Scratch!

Ah, that felt good. Now I will go have a snack and take a nap.
 

We need to look at this logically, instead of emotionally. Dear Leader Obama said, "The future must not belong to those who insult the prophet of Islam." So let's start there:

If you insult the prophet of Islam, then you have no future.

If you are not a Muslim, then you insult the prophet of Islam.

Therefore

If you are not a Muslim, then you have no future.

Q.E.D. This woman was not a Muslim, so she had no future. See how simple that was?
 

The Muslim community is doing its best to appear peaceful. They have extended such courtesy to let us know what's coming next:

"The best is yet to come my friend. stay tuned!"

Quote:

Ferguson Muslim Activist Threatens Violence, Shrugs at Oklahoma Beheading

"“i could cut your neck with the sword of islam, and watch you squeal like a bitch like daniel pearl.”

Quote:

Muslim Arrested in Ferguson Threatened to Behead Critics Like “Bitch” Daniel Pearl
 

Dedhedvedev

We need to look at this logically, instead of emotionally. Dear Leader Obama said, "The future must not belong to those whole insult the prophet of Islam." So let's start there:

If you insult the prophet of Islam, then you have no future.

If you are not a Muslim, then you insult the prophet of Islam.

Therefore

If you are not a Muslim, then you have no future.

This woman was not a Muslim, so she had no future. See how simple that was?

Sounds like Common Core math logic.
 

"Wait, I thought that guns caused this type of violence; and they certainly can't be used to stop violence. I'm sure this has to be a misprint - it has to be that the assailant came in shooting, and the company official (not security by the way, but a private citizen) then beheaded the assailant to stop the crime; because after all, guns are the problem. Guns cause the violence. Violent crime like this would just go away if we didn't have guns."

This was a passing reaction by my brother Split Peas (he has a slight personality disorder...but that is a family secret).
 

Olga Photoshopova

Hammer and Loupe

Don't forget to use the People's barf bag, Comrade Pamalinsky.
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Warren Peas

This was a passing reaction by my brother Split Peas (he has a slight personality disorder...but that is a family secret).What were the reactions from Sweet Peas and Snow Peas?
 

Hammer and Loupe

Olga Photoshopova

Hammer and Loupe

Don't forget to use the People's barf bag, Comrade Pamalinsky.
"Free" barf bags included with Obamacare.
Reuse Recycle Comrades.

Warren Peas

This was a passing reaction by my brother Split Peas (he has a slight personality disorder...but that is a family secret).What were the reactions from Sweet Peas and Snow Peas?
And is Islam then the Religion of Peas?
 

Peas stop talking about this stuff!
 

We pick the Peas so you don't need to.
 

 

RedDiaperette

Hammer and Loupe

Warren Peas

This was a passing reaction by my brother Split Peas (he has a slight personality disorder...but that is a family secret).What were the reactions from Sweet Peas and Snow Peas?
And is Islam then the Religion of Peas?

The wife, Snow (who can be a bit cold-hearted sometimes), said that she wasn't too surprised that a white guy in Oklahoma would be packing heat and just looking for an excuse to 'cap a brotha'.

Our daughter, Sweet, just kinda hung her head in disbelief and said "what ever happened to 'whirled peas' and 'give peas a chance'? Why can't we all just get along?"

And no, RedDiaperette, Islam isn't the peas religion even if they claim it is the 'religion of peas'

--Peas Out!



( I am going to get sooo much grief for this one :) but I just couldn't resist )
 

That head could pop off at any time.


 

Comrades, really. So much ado, wailing, gnashing of teeth, and general silliness about a common workplace beheading.

This was no "terrorism"! And Islam isn't Islamic, so don't even start with THAT teabagger nonsense.

What happened in OK was OK - sometimes heads gotta roll, and there was no excuse for that white privileged NRA cop company executive Republican - probably originally from Ferguson - to go shooting this harmless and fine young man:



What are we coming to in our progressive democracy when a handsome young African-American fellow can't let off a little workplace steam?

STOP THE HATE AMERICA!
 

R.O.C.K. in the USSA

What happened in OK was OK - sometimes heads gotta roll,...
Oh, I have always loved that song:

Heads gotta roll,
Blood gotta fly,
I gotta slice
Once more so you'll die....
 

R.O.C.K. in the USSA

Comrades, really. So much ado, wailing, gnashing of teeth, and general silliness about a common workplace beheading.

This was no "terrorism"! And Islam isn't Islamic, so don't even start with THAT teabagger nonsense.

What happened in OK was OK - sometimes heads gotta roll, and there was no excuse for that white privileged NRA cop company executive Republican - probably originally from Ferguson - to go shooting this harmless and fine young man:

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What are we coming to in our progressive democracy when a handsome young African-American fellow can't let off a little workplace steam?

STOP THE HATE AMERICA!

Ah, you were able to find a more recent picture of the victim! Brilliant analysis, R.O.C.K.

Sasha Lapochka

Nolen's tattoo read "Peace be with you" -- clearly a spiritual man.

His attacker is a Boy Scout leader (read "homophobic") and a hunter (read violent psychopath and NRA member.)

Exactly.
 

Thank you. I anticipate thieving this graphic with gusto (by the decision of the duly authorized ministry, of course, so is okay by you).
 

On cue -

MSNBC’s Melissa Harris Perry: OK Beheading Is “Workplace Violence”, How Dare Any One Suggest A Muslim Connection?
 

Dearest Sista Olga Photoshopova,

Damn! Over 2,000 shares?

Awesome! And well-deserved. You go girl!

My vomiting was well worth the view!
 

Olga Photoshopova

On cue -

MSNBC’s Melissa Harris Perry: OK Beheading Is “Workplace Violence”, How Dare Any One Suggest A Muslim Connection? I feel like such a dope. I thought you were joking, you know, this being a humor site and all. It seems Melissa Harris Perry has taken herself beyond mere parody into - ?

Right on Comrade Perry! How dare those right wing rethuglicans try to equate Islam with violence and . . .


Sorry, I can't do it. What an ultra-maroon.
 

"Wait, I thought that guns caused this type of violence; and they certainly can't be used to stop violence. I'm sure this has to be a misprint - it has to be that the assailant came in shooting, and the company official (not security by the way, but a private citizen) then beheaded the assailant to stop the crime; because after all, guns are the problem. Guns cause the violence. Violent crime like this would just go away if we didn't have guns."

Komrade Warren Peas
Guns DO cause violence. You see, the victim was merely expressing his cultural heritage, and a white, racist, Islamophobic heterosexual male WITH A HANDGUN stopped him! See how violent male Christians are? And how intolerant? A more tolerant person would have tried to appreciate the beauty of diversity!
 

Komrade Katz, You want diversity?
You, of course, have heard of "poetry in motion," right? Well, now you're gonna hear "Islam in motion." OK? (Warning: It does indeed involved a motion requiring the beheading of an innocent individual) Still like "poetry in motion, Komrade Katz?

Listen to this:MSNBC babe refers to the beheading of an innocent American citizen as "workplace violence."Listen how nonchalant she is about this horrific crime. Sorry,Comrades, seems it wouldn't take. But, I know you have heard it elsewhere.
 

Most Equal Komrade Katz

The evil racist white gun hugging NRA member probably Christian trigger man was wielding a rifle. This is far worse than a hand gun because ALL rifles are ASSAULT WEAPONS! The evidence, like we need any, can be found here: http://houston.cbslocal.com/2014/09/30/prosecutor-co-worker-had-altercation-with-beheading-suspect-about-him-not-liking-white-people/. In today's Glorious World of Next Tuesday, who does?

Swimming with the Current Truth,

Red Salmon
 

Does anyone have a Kalifornia Reusable barf bag? I've used my last on reading this page. Since plastic bags are now verbotten
 

Comrade Putout

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Did Pam catch E-BOLY???????

I thought Party Members were not supposed to, unless she has been added to the purge list...