Comrades, with yesterday's release of its latest system upgrade, Apple introduced seven new emojis, and three of them are TPC-friendly!




Unfortunately, Apple has retained this outdated emoji and all its variants. Fortunately, it's still useful when discussing mental problems that some tried to force us into accepting as perfectly normal and natural. 

 
 

A long time coming for this, symbolic of our glorious Party's unheralded salt, borax, yellowcake, asbestos and arsenopyrite harvesters.

This list is too RUSSIAN. It's so Russian, only MAGA hooligans within the USSA actually know what borax is, or how it is mined. That in America, it was mined in Death Valley Days, and it's still mined there, today.

However, we could have TPC recruiters at street corners for comrades wanting to sign up as Arsen(i)o Pyrite Harvestors. So the USSAismRussian culture suits the times.

SUB Waffle House News Tangent - because shipping to Russian Aresenopyrite Mines involved address - like what is the official TPC Current Truth in Addressing Russia? Motherland? Fatherland? All comrades know, USSAism is strict Motherlanders.
Putin and Trump are Fatherlanders. This is why Motherlanders spit on other people's Tesla's because even Musk is known for fatherland, happenings and scenes.

Why sentence Russian hooligans against the Motherland to Russian arsenopyrite excavation camp, when good USSAism Motherlanders would willingly relocate to work for Russian Arsen(i)o Pyrite, Ltd. at same contract.

Just gotta have the right shipping address...

Can we add the shovel emjoi to TPC Clipart? It makes USSAism so real.

jackalopelipsky wrote: ↑

4/1/2025, 2:43 pm

This list is too RUSSIAN. It's so Russian, only MAGA hooligans within the USSA actually know what borax is, or how it is mined...

...What is the official TPC Current Truth in Addressing Russia? Motherland? Fatherland?...

Putin and Trump are Fatherlanders.

Why sentence Russian hooligans against the Motherland to Russian arsenopyrite excavation camp...[?]

Can we add the shovel emjoi to TPC Clipart? It makes USSAism so real.

JP: "This list is too RUSSIAN. It's so Russian, only MAGA hooligans within the USSA actually know what borax is, or how it is mined..."

CO: Toxic minerals are not exclusive to Russia.

JP: "...What is the official TPC Current Truth in Addressing Russia? Motherland? Fatherland?..."

CO: The Soviet Union.

JP: "Putin and Trump are Fatherlanders."

CO: Putin is a Motherlander, Hitler is (or was) a Fatherlander, but Trump is a Homelander.

JP: "Why sentence Russian hooligans against the Motherland to Russian arsenopyrite excavation camp...[?]"

CO: I never mentioned Russia and your question rests on that assumption.

JP: "Can we add the shovel emjoi to TPC Clipart? It makes USSAism so real."

CO: There's already a shovel in there.



Apologies for short answers, Comrade. I'm in the midst of filtering fermented coconut milk and picking semi-human hairs from the frosting on the TPC birthday cake.

 

Yes, yes. Thank you for your answers. It’s hard to answer so many dumb questions when you’re all flustered trying to bake a TPC Birthday Cake. So thank you for doing both!

Stalin - Motherland. Hitler - Fatherland. Trump - Homeland.

Clarity is easier to see, so thanks, again.

The pitiful jackalope was lamenting educational failure in USSA to recognize toxic minerals ready for mining by political prisoners. Who knew Marine LePen would find herself mining Yellowcake in Moab, Utah, USSA, for opposing Macron’s political agenda? Things happen so fast. Imaginary events keep the jackalope in state of perpetual gulag anxiety, like a Russian, or even better, Ukrainian. Suffering, and learning to accept it as normal, is a big deal in communist utopias. SUB Waffle House Newz keeps posting articles saying RFK, jr. is sounding warnings over Jiffy Lobos as being harmful to hare brain health. Someone keeps leaving old SUB Waffle House Newz copies in the latrine for reading and other purposes. Maybe, it’s all just a communist trap to find out prisoners who can both read and wipe. Does that sound paranoid enough to the rest of TPC comrades?

Yes, there are, and have been, shovels in TPC clip art since beginning, but they aren’t as cute and cuddly as the emoji shovel. That’s all the jackalope was trying to express.