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Bed Time for Bernie Sanders

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Forget about attacks from Sen. Elizabeth Warren, Sen. Bernie Sanders better watch out for hypothermia.

The Vermont independent and Democratic presidential hopeful likes it cold in his hotel rooms — very, very cold, according a memo from his campaign. The "Senator Comfort Memo" was revealed by The Smoking Gun on Wednesday. The memo was marked "confidential."

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The two-page document highlights Sanders' lodging requests for when he is out campaigning on the road and says the room thermostat should be set at 60 degrees.

While the politician apparently loves the cold, he doesn't like leaky faucets and toilets that don't work well. The memo says that campaign workers are advised to check the room for slow flushing toilets, leaky faucets, and slow draining bathtubs and are further ordered to remove "hotel pamphlets/signage from bed and side-tables."

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I must admit, these demands are far less than what a lot of politicians and Rock Stars insist upon!

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Antonio Salazarinski wrote: I must admit, these demands are far less than what a lot of politicians and Rock Stars insist upon!

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And it also shows how BORING Sanders is. If I had a tour rider (because all these campaign tours have become are shitty rock concerts), I'd be like Queen and require a mud pit with wrestlers for after-show entertainment. All Colonel Sanders is doing is Elton John's requirement of a 60 degree dressing room in the winter and 70 in summer.


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'pelipsky's mythical jackalope ire is ready to Algore some skinny jeaned legs over this leaking of clearly marked C.O.N.F.I.D.E.N.T.I.A.L. information.

Stove pipe leg protectors are the next prepper 'must have' in this age of political climate change.

just warnin'...don't mess with a riled mythical horned rodent from Texazistan. Leaking what is clearly classified...well..you just don't want to see the gore a mythical horned rodent can stir up, comrades.

Feel lucky?

'pelipsky

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Comrade Stierlitz wrote:
Antonio Salazarinski wrote: I must admit, these demands are far less than what a lot of politicians and Rock Stars insist upon!

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And it also shows how BORING Sanders is. If I had a tour rider (because all these campaign tours have become are shitty rock concerts), I'd be like Queen and require a mud pit with wrestlers for after-show entertainment. All Colonel Sanders is doing is Elton John's requirement of a 60 degree dressing room in the winter and 70 in summer.

You Comrade Stierlitz are an animal!

'pelipsky wants to TPC Red Revolution 2020 Campaign bus with you.

just sayin'

from,
'pelipsky
Russian Agent
with love xxx


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Yo Comrade SBS's requirements is well within da Party's standard fo' Party Leadership. ah be grateful ta da Party dat muh dacha's outhouse iz private what now? Yo Slow flush crapper, what uh joke! all ye damn hood ratz....

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The requirement for cold hotel rooms must come from the trauma Senator Sanders had experienced during his 1988 visit to the Motherland of socialism, the USSR, where air conditioning had not been invented yet, the faucets leaked, the toilets weren't pre-filled with water, didn't always flush, and when they did flush, it took several flushes to finish the job, with poor Bernie standing there, counting minutes and having panic attacks until the tank positioned under the ceiling would, drop by drop, fill up with water.

What's worse, the lack of any AC in the USSR had caused Bernie to take off his shirt at a rowdy party that culminated in drunken singing of communist songs by Russian and American communists. This being captured on camera has only exacerbated the trauma, which has led to anxiety and panic atacks every time the hotel thermostat is set to above 60 degrees.


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Red Square wrote:The requirement for cold hotel rooms must come from the trauma Senator Sanders had experienced during his 1988 visit to the Motherland of socialism, the USSR, where air conditioning had not been invented yet, the faucets leaked, the toilets weren't pre-filled with water, didn't always flush, and when they did flush, it took several flushes to finish the job, with poor Bernie standing there, counting minutes and having panic attacks until the tank positioned under the ceiling would, drop by drop, fill up with water.

What's worse, the lack of any AC in the USSR had caused Bernie to take off his shirt at a rowdy party that culminated in drunken singing of communist songs by Russian and American communists. This being captured on camera has only exacerbated the trauma, which has led to anxiety and panic atacks every time the hotel thermostat is set to above 60 degrees.


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Is this from the mouth of Jiffy-Lobo or the mouth of the Esteemed Premier?

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Comrade Stierlitz wrote:[OFF] and {ON]
Is this from the mouth of Jiffy-Lobo or the mouth of the Esteemed Premier?
Is there a difference?

Jiffy Lobo: Do it for progress and total equality!

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You're saying he's got servants doing all of their servant things for him!

That's rich! Bwahahahahaha!!!

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Most Equal Komrads,

I cannot believe that Komrad Bernie does not merit a bowl of Red M&Ms. Really. Shocked I am.

Red Salmon

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Papa Kalashnikook wrote:
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I have one thing to say:"IMMLSHISCOMLS" (pronounced immel-shis-co-mels)*

--KOOK
*(it made me laugh so hard I spit coffee onto my laptop screen)

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KOOK wrote:
Papa Kalashnikook wrote:
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Even my dog is traumatized at the mere thought of a Sanders Bolshevik Revolution.

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Papa K! We need that on a T-shirt with the correct Cubist logo.


 
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