Cecil's killer blames photographers, selective editing


Famed lion killer, Dr. Walter Palmer, the American tourist who went to Zimbabwe and murdered Cecil the Lion, has taken a page from the Planned Parenthood's playbook and is blaming the bias of the anti-hunting photographers who have edited their footage to sensationalize the story.
In an interview to be aired this Sunday with ABC's George Stephanopoulos, Dr. Palmer is calling for Nancy Pelosi, congressional Democrats, and the Justice Department to launch an immediate investigation into the Zimbabwe nationals who took the now famous photos of Dr. Palmer's kill.
George Stephanopolous: Did you murder Cecil in cold blood?
Dr. Palmer: The only guilty party are the undercover photographers who are trying to entrap me and they have been completely unsuccessful. That's why they are showing these highly edited photographs to be sensationalized. It's completely taken out of context... The folks behind this, in fact, are part of the most militant wing of the anti-hunting movement that has been behind, you know, the bombing of hunting farms... That's what actually needs to be -- to be looked at.
Dr. Palmer goes on to explain the humanity of his killing by saying that all the leftover parts of the Cecil's carcass have been harvested and fed to the less privileged starving animals.
"My killing of Cecil is for the greater good," Dr. Palmer continued. "Africa is suffering from animal inequality, where privileged lions are at the top of the food chain, destroying the families of the disadvantaged hoofed animals and harassing their entire vegan collectives with impunity and with no animal advocacy group protecting their rights. Think of me as the animals' Robin Hood, warrior for animal justice, taking from the rich and giving to the poor. The killing of Cecil was an act of compassion that will better serve the animal equality of Next Tuesday."




OksanaTheTerrible
If Cecil the Lion was unborn, it would be totally ok though. Has anyone else noticed the name irony? Cecil the Lions story running interference for Cecile Richards? Vast Right Wing Conspiracy???Cecil the Lion and Cecile the Lying




OksanaTheTerrible
Remember kids, it's only ok to kill them BEFORE they're born!Au contraire, comrade. Many enlightened academics, such as Peter Singer, have said that products of conception are subject to termination up to the age of one year post-birth if they prove to be


RedDiaperette
OksanaTheTerrible
Remember kids, it's only ok to kill them BEFORE they're born!Au contraire, comrade. Many enlightened academics, such as Peter Singer, have said that products of conception are subject to termination up to the age of one year post-birth if they prove to be
A similar story titled A Modest Proposal by a pre-Cube satirist named Dr. Jonathan Swift (who also famously wrote of a Christian White Male named Gulliver who imposed his self-righteous moral beliefs on foreign cultures) also ran along those lines during the fist half of the eighteenth century. Of course he wrote his parody in jest whereas more enlightened members of The Party ™ are quite serious.


RedDiaperette
OksanaTheTerrible
Remember kids, it's only ok to kill them BEFORE they're born!Au contraire, comrade. Many enlightened academics, such as Peter Singer, have said that products of conception are subject to termination up to the age of one year post-birth if they prove to be




El Presidente - running with the herd!
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