Global Warming News: Grand Opening of giant ice skating rink



The Superior Ice Skating Rink that shall open quite early this year. That is good news for our New York comrades suffering from Global Warming.
I hope you all enjoy this winter since Global Warming will shorten the cool days and it will be just hot hot hot! The Great Gore told me so.
I only thank Dutchass Hillary Clinton for the cold reception made in the area. You know the greatness of such people can only be matched by their.... uh... posterior. Dear Leader thanks Hillary and to celebrate, gave Hilloweeen a mandatory golfing holiday for everyone.




The commemorative poster was pulled from wide distribution and is a highly prized collectible. An interesting nugget of trivia - Dear Leader was reluctant to have his photo taken that day as he had just come off the links and the result of mistaking hand lotion for sunblock is all too apparent. I don't know about you but I think it lends itself to the overall composition of the piece.






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The weather turning warm is a sure sign the climate is warming.
Comrades, the logic expressed here is inescapable.
There are no other options.
Krasnodar
Vagabond of the outer parts
Minister of spirits distribution


Thank you, Comrades, for all you do!


"This lake is a Global Warming denier," he said. "It betrayed our cause."


What of equality?


Red Square
Mad Al Gore is now demanding to rename the uncooperative Lake Superior into Lake Inferior."This lake is a Global Warming denier," he said. "It betrayed our cause."
I agree with Comrade Stakhanovets. It should be renamed to "Lake More Equal." Or somethink.


Mikhail Lysenkomann
Red Square
Mad Al Gore is now demanding to rename the uncooperative Lake Superior into Lake Inferior."This lake is a Global Warming denier," he said. "It betrayed our cause."
I agree with Comrade Stakhanovets. It should be renamed to "Lake More Equal." Or somethink.
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