https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2025 ... -communes/

What's next on Zoh's agenda? Here's a peek:

• Commissars instead of commissioners.
• Directorates instead of departments.
• Travel permits to cross the streets.
• Assigned housing based on race and social credit scores.
• Bread-line express lanes for Party™ loyalists and insiders.
• Public parks converted to beet and cabbage agricultural collectives. 
• Mandatory citizen participation in harvesting Central Park beet fields.
• De-electrification everywhere except government facilities.
• Stadiums converted to dissident mental-health treatment facilities.
• Churches converted to pre-school drag-queen academies.
• Synagogues converted to ashes.
• 120-decibel adhan call-to-prayer speakers in every apartment.
• Pet animals banned (except for goats, sheep and chickens).

I could go on and on but I'd really rather see this list lengthened by other comrades.

The soon-be-famous beet fields of New York

Howzit go, again?  We get the gov't we deserve?

When I read this story, it made me wonder - why do they always want the taxpayers 'the people' to buy land to create the communes?  Why doesn't Soros or one of their Oligarch backers buy up some land and create their Utopias?
Prove all the people with any knowledge of human nature or history wrong!

Panem Et Circenses wrote: ↑

7/3/2025, 12:00 pm

Prove all the people with any knowledge of human nature or history wrong!

In my experience, communism is incompatible with with human nature, and once communism is implemented, human nature becomes intolerable to communists.

The only way for socialism/communism to be "done right" is through total dehumanization—an absurd price to pay just for the right to say, "See, our system finally works because it was done right."

Gawd, I proposed this as a means of illustrating absurdity by being absurd when arguing with people who want free healthcare. This nitwit thinks it's a brilliant plan...

Colonel Obyezyana wrote: ↑

7/3/2025, 11:24 am

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2025 ... -communes/

What's next on Zoh's agenda? Here's a peek:

• Commissars instead of commissioners.
• Directorates instead of departments.
• Travel permits to cross the streets.
• Assigned housing based on race and social credit scores.
• Bread-line express lanes for Party™ loyalists and insiders.
• Public parks converted to beet and cabbage agricultural collectives. 
• Mandatory citizen participation in harvesting Central Park beet fields.
• De-electrification everywhere except government facilities.
• Stadiums converted to dissident mental-health treatment facilities.
• Churches converted to pre-school drag-queen academies.
• Synagogues converted to ashes.
• 120-decibel Adhan call-to-prayer speakers in every apartment.
• Pet animals banned (except for goats, sheep and chickens).

I could go on and on but I'd really rather see this list lengthened by other comrades.

Don't forget, party apparatchiks get a Zil and Dacha in the country, Colonel O... 

Kommissar Uberdave wrote: ↑

7/3/2025, 1:35 pm

Don't forget, party apparatchiks get a Zil and Dacha in the country, Colonel O... 

Yes, and a dilapidated garage to boot.
 

Colonel Obyezyana wrote: ↑

7/3/2025, 2:33 pm

Kommissar Uberdave wrote: ↑

7/3/2025, 1:35 pm

Don't forget, party apparatchiks get a Zil and Dacha in the country, Colonel O... 

Yes, and a dilapidated garage to boot.
 

The jackalope feels party apparatchiks should live in NYC Karenthians who get communism residences. NYC Karenthians can find accommodations in the back garden shed.

Tractor barn 6 has a little space.

ZOH' CHI MINH TEESHIRTS ARE SOLD OUT!

Sorry, Comrades, our Zoh' Chi Minh teeshirts were such a hit that they completely sold out within hours and just before our sales page crashed due to a unique visitor overload that caused a Denial of Service fatal error.

At this time, no reprints are available because one of our printers "accidentally" puked all over the silkscreen after drunkenly mistaking a can of ink thinner for some sort of Balkan slivowitz, thus ruining the emulsion (and revealing his entire breakfast menu).

In the meantime, marketing has released a breakdown of all sales by location:


Marketing research is still analyzing replies on our order form questionnaire, and the preliminary results indicate that most buyers were:

1. Women (the real kind, not the ones with dicks)

2. College educated women.

3. Cat-owning college-educated women (with three or more cats).

4. Wine-loving, day-drinking, cat-owning college-educated women
(with three or more cats).

5. Single wine-loving, day-drinking, cat-owning college-educated
women (with three or more cats).

6. Democrat single wine-loving, day-drinking, cat-owning college-
educated women (with three or more cats).

In order to meet projected demand, marketing suggests we add Democrat or socialist (same thing) symbology with subliminal cat and wine images to any forthcoming Zoh' Chi Minh teeshirt designs.

 
 
 

Colonel Obyezyana wrote: ↑

7/5/2025, 10:03 am

ZOH' CHI MINH TEESHIRTS ARE SOLD OUT!

Sorry, Comrades, our Zoh' Chi Minh teeshirts were such a hit that they completely sold out within hours and just before our sales page crashed due to a unique visitor overload that caused a Denial of Service fatal error.

At this time, no reprints are available because one of our printers "accidentally" puked all over the silkscreen after drunkenly mistaking a can of ink thinner for some sort of Balkan slivowitz, thus ruining the emulsion (and revealing his entire breakfast menu).

In the meantime, marketing has released a breakdown of all sales by location:



Marketing research is still analyzing replies on our order form questionnaire, and the preliminary results indicate that most buyers were:

1. Women (the real kind, not the ones with dicks)

2. College educated women.

3. Cat-owning college-educated women (with three or more cats).

4. Wine-loving, day-drinking, cat-owning college-educated women
(with three or more cats).

5. Single wine-loving, day-drinking, cat-owning college-educated
women (with three or more cats).

6. Democrat single wine-loving, day-drinking, cat-owning college-
educated women (with three or more cats).

In order to meet projected demand, marketing suggests we add Democrat or socialist (same thing) symbology with subliminal cat and wine images to any forthcoming Zoh' Chi Minh teeshirt designs.

 
 
 

Hare Brained future marketing.

Zoh’ Chi Minh’s berets could be drawn more subliminal as though his head gear looked like a cat sleeping on his head. Shoulder military jewelry could sport a pair of crossed wine glasses valor awards.

TPC SUB WH submission for ‘The Revolution”.

Most Equally Esteemed Comrade Colonel,

Maybe if the overall design was somehow reminiscent of a silhouette or bullseye?  For convenience…

Red Salmon

I can tell you from personal experience that slivowitz is the devil's drink. I strongly recommend staying away from it. Ink thinner is probably better for you.

Panem Et Circenses wrote: ↑

7/5/2025, 12:37 pm

I can tell you from personal experience that slivowitz is the devil's drink. I strongly recommend staying away from it. Ink thinner is probably better for you.

During early gulag service the jackalope huffed ink thinner and all kinds of paints and solvents painting furniture art, and look how she turned out! The jackalope was AlGore’s “Hogan’s Hero” with every color of Benjamin Moore - Satin Impervo - made, just sitting there, on the shelf. Total undercover to AlGore’s Campaign, comrades.

Developing a taste for ink thinner would help keep extraneous food out of finished product.

Slivowitz or thinner? It matters little because the hapless printer has since had the misfortune of slipping and falling out a window. Luckily, it was a first floor window. Unluckily, the print shop is located in northern New Jersey off the Palisades Parkway and built on the edge of a 200-foot cliff.
No big loss—his family has been sent a bill for the ink thinner and the recovery of his remains.

The big news is that Zohran Mamdani has completed his first romance novel and it will be released this fall. Advance orders will be accepted in August.

  

(Amended 7/9/25) 

A recent campaign rally in New York City featured surprise guest Karl Marx, who shared the podium with Zoh' Chi Minh, backing the Black Ugandan-American Mayoral hopeful's candidacy and giving him high marx (pun, ha ha) for his efforts to bring a communist stranglehold to the capitalist stronghold.


We, at The People's Cube, recognize this for what it is: a chance to promote our favorite day of the week!

Re:Zohran Grocery Store for NYC’s future.

Re: Count It All Joy! https://thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog ... 24453.html

Sadie Perkins - Houston’s Food Insecurity Expert and lead hater of WHITE Christian children attending a church camp in Texazistan is now looking for new assignment.

TPC SUB WH News reports, Perkins was interviewed as possible head for Zohran’s New Seized Means of Production Plan for supplying groceries to the people of New York should he become Mayor. If so, Sadie Perkins is first Mamdani Cabinet Position to be announced.



Food Insecurity is a terrible fear to waste, comrades.

Colonel Obyezyana wrote: ↑

7/6/2025, 10:53 am

  

My niece is a romance novelist and says that since a successful romance novel has to have a happy ending the target audience for Mamdani's must be women who want to be brutally raped and the happy ending is being stomped to death.

Margaret wrote: ↑

7/10/2025, 12:40 pm

My niece is a romance novelist and says that since a successful romance novel has to have a happy ending the target audience for Mamdani's must be women who want to be brutally raped and the happy ending is being stomped to death.

Good observation. Tell her that the target audience is New York City and the ending is as she described.
 

Most Equally Esteemed Comrade Colonel,

You say Cambodia, I say Kampuchea.  Let’s massacre the ones with glasses.  Sung to the tune of “Let’s call the whole thing off”.  

Red Salmon

Red Salmon wrote: ↑

7/11/2025, 8:22 pm

Most Equally Esteemed Comrade Colonel,

You say Cambodia, I say Kampuchea.  Let’s massacre the ones with glasses.  Sung to the tune of “Let’s call the whole thing off”.  

Red Salmon

 

 
On last night’s Peoples Network broadcast of the annual game show, “Name That Manifesto,” Zohar Mamdani walked away with the grand prize for correctly answering the question, “Who was the first Party-associated minor civil servant to call for seizing the homes of the rich for the homeless?”

His answer:  “Me.”

 
Zohran pledged to redistribute the tungsten "From the river to each according to their need for refined industrial metal."
 
And to ensure equality, members of the live audience each received a red Seize the Means of Production hat!

Who's funding Zohar's thin edge of the communist wedge in NYC? The New York Post has laid it out plainly:

 
The Soros Open Society Foundation pays plenty of useful fool organizations to fund useful fool candidates,

Most Equally Esteemed Comrade Colonel,

As a Soviet Defector I once met said, “You don’t have to be Stupid to be a Communist, but it helps.”  What is the median IQ for NYC these days?

Red Salmon

“If socialists understood economics they wouldn't be socialists.”
― Friedrich Hayek

This proves that sometimes  reality is funnier than parody.

Added irony: I wonder if Vivek or V-PAC know that this was a popular teeshirt in the 1970s...
 

 

As of the time of this writing, it is known that Zohran survived the explanation attempt without injury but lost his father's autographed copy of Chairman Mao's Little Red Book.

Colonel Obyezyana wrote: ↑

7/15/2025, 8:35 am

NEW! LATE BREAKING! JUST IN! YESTERDAY!!!

As of the time of this writing, it is known that Zohran survived the explanation attempt without injury but lost his father's autographed copy of Chairman Mao's Little Red Book.

Was he chanting "FLIGHT! FLIGHT! FLIGHT!" ... ?
 

Colonel Obyezyana wrote: ↑

7/6/2025, 10:53 am

Slivowitz or thinner? It matters little because the hapless printer has since had the misfortune of slipping and falling out a window. Luckily, it was a first floor window. Unluckily, the print shop is located in northern New Jersey off the Palisades Parkway and built on the edge of a 200-foot cliff.

No big loss—his family has been sent a bill for the ink thinner and the recovery of his remains. 

Thanks for that, Colonel. To come clean on the subject, there was no drinking of thinner used to wash brushes and hands, although the temptation was there to pretend the hand for really going for the glass of iced tea sitting next to the thinner. After leaving middle school remedial reading and practicing unlicensed counseling to a mixed up student, the jackalope worked in a solitary garage gulag painting furniture for people who had furniture, and the ability to pay for such a luxury.

You know those communists who read the news to today's human trafickked kids forced to roll versions of the Devil's Lettuce for Party Members and Oligarchs for those Diddy and Epstein Parties? That was the jackalope listening to G. Gordon Liddy and Rush Limbaugh reading the news while the jackalope's hand painted furniture until paw was claw clutching the handle of a 2.5 inch straight edged Purdy Monday - Friday, those guys were at the microphone reading the news, while the furniture was painted by hand, now paw.

Here's video smuggled out of a communist gulag and cigar factory. Note the guy at the microphone reading The Workers™ The News™ at point 1:02



Easily mistaken for G. Gordon Liddy, or Rush Limbaugh, right? Instead of cigar wrappin' gulag, the jackalpe was in a furniture painting gulag.

So, at last, the jackalope is able to come clean. Especially since the hare brained left computer connected to SUB WH at Secret Safe Ship (SSS) location and can now communicate freely, such as it is.



Comrades of NYC, from a gulag prisoner on the other side of Texazistan, the jackalope is not crying wolf at your local grocery store door about the danger of getting all Karenthian'd up, with wine, and cats, thinking a vote for Zoh' Chi Minh, isn't 'the worst idea you've ever considered'. Instead, a Zohran vote is for food insecurity, the likes of what you've never experienced. Deeper than just, "good thing there's a back up 1/2 gallon of Blue Bell Ice Cream in the freezer if I end up bingeing and eating the rest of the tub..." This is Food Insecurity that goes waaay deeper, comrades.

Trust the jackalope from Texazistan. Comrade Sadie (Count It All Joy!) Perkins from Texazistan is seriously looking for a new communist assignment and she will seize the means of New York City white cracker's production and send your kids floatin' down the Hudson River in first 4 weeks of getting The Zohran Assignment. The backdrop of cholera is the setting for this romance. Cause of death was always cholera, but all deceased had a bullet in the back of the head, too.



Getting raped and having your head stomped on, while suffering deep food insecurity, is so vivid in the jackalope's taxidermist created skull, should New Yorkers vote for a Zoh' Chi Minh "W". Don't come to gulag on the other side of Texazistan, comrades! It's a trap!

Don't mistake the iced tea for the Slivowitz thinner. The guard will not believe your error, and you'll get your head stomped on and then you’re thrown out the 2nd story of the print house.

jackalopelipsky wrote: ↑

7/16/2025, 2:12 pm

Here's video smuggled out of a communist gulag and cigar factory. Note the guy at the microphone reading The Workers™ The News™ at point 1:02.

That guy is a "lector." They've been a fixture at cigar factories perhaps for centuries. Preceding radio, they gave the mostly women workers something to listen to while assembling stogies. It wasn't/isn't always news either; often they read short stories and novels. And lectors are found not just in Cuba, but Florida, Dominican Republic, Puerto Rico and just about anywhere else cigars are made.

Knowledge thanks to my late ex-wife's uncle by marriage, who lost his entire cigar business to Castro's commies in 1962. 
 

Colonel Obyezyana wrote: ↑

7/16/2025, 5:19 pm

jackalopelipsky wrote: ↑

7/16/2025, 2:12 pm

Here's video smuggled out of a communist gulag and cigar factory. Note the guy at the microphone reading The Workers™ The News™ at point 1:02.

That guy is a "lector." They've been a fixture at cigar factories perhaps for centuries. Preceding radio, they gave the mostly women workers something to listen to while assembling stogies. It wasn't/isn't always news either; often they read short stories and novels. And lectors are found not just in Cuba, but Florida, Dominican Republic, Puerto Rico and just about anywhere else cigars are made.

Knowledge thanks to my late ex-wife's uncle by marriage, who lost his entire cigar business to Castro's commies in 1962. 
 

The jackalope shares the communist love with your late ex-wife’s uncle. Listening to the painting furniture gulag’s lectors was what made the thinner smell so much better!

Don’t try communism at home, NYC. Leave it to the professional gulag prisoners! Haha!

GLORIOUS Praise to Commissar Mamdami!!!
Party Approved Food Products will be made to the New York Central Party planning demands and production has already began creating 4 years of The People's official gruel in under 5 years.
By the people, for the people, from the people.

Comrade Jenkem wrote: ↑

7/18/2025, 2:42 pm

GLORIOUS Praise to Commissar Mamdami!!!
Party Approved Food Products will be made to the New York Central Party planning demands and production has already began creating 4 years of The People's official gruel in under 5 years.
By the people, for the people, from the people.

Yes, Comrade Jenkem!

And, should some health conscious Karenthian shopper asks if that’s non gmo Uncle Mandami People’s Gruel…??? that moment of silence, afterwards …. is one moment she’ll remember, forever.

jackalopelipsky wrote: ↑

7/18/2025, 3:21 pm

Comrade Jenkem wrote: ↑

7/18/2025, 2:42 pm

GLORIOUS Praise to Commissar Mamdami!!!
Party Approved Food Products will be made to the New York Central Party planning demands and production has already began creating 4 years of The People's official gruel in under 5 years.
By the people, for the people, from the people.

Yes, Comrade Jenkem! And, if should some health conscious Karenthian shopper asks if I that’s non gmo Uncle Mandami People’s Gruel…??? that moment of silence, afterwards …. is one moment she’ll remember, forever.

Comrades, the only "People's Gruel" Comrade Zoh' will provide is Soylent Green, and it will be "The People's Gruel" only because it's made of People.

Comrade Zoh’ will operate NYC Government Grocery Stores more efficiently than Kansas City did. Comrade Zoh’ is the “right” person to make communism the best thing, ever.

Panem Et Circenses wrote: ↑

7/5/2025, 12:37 pm

I can tell you from personal experience that slivowitz is the devil's drink. I strongly recommend staying away from it. Ink thinner is probably better for you.

Veselé Velikonoce

Colonel Obyezyana wrote: ↑

7/18/2025, 6:31 pm

jackalopelipsky wrote: ↑

7/18/2025, 3:21 pm

Comrade Jenkem wrote: ↑

7/18/2025, 2:42 pm

GLORIOUS Praise to Commissar Mamdami!!!
Party Approved Food Products will be made to the New York Central Party planning demands and production has already began creating 4 years of The People's official gruel in under 5 years.
By the people, for the people, from the people.

Yes, Comrade Jenkem! And, if should some health conscious Karenthian shopper asks if I that’s non gmo Uncle Mandami People’s Gruel…??? that moment of silence, afterwards …. is one moment she’ll remember, forever.

Comrades, the only "People's Gruel" Comrade Zoh' will provide is Soylent Green, and it will be "The People's Gruel" only because it's made of People.

"By the people, for the people, FROM the people. "  We put the U in gruel.

Zoh'lent Green.  Now with more people.  
 

Most Equally Esteemed Comrade Jackalopelipsky,

Thank you for mentioning the KC Sun Fresh store on Linwood Blvd.  I should have mentioned it when Comrade Zoh first made his Company Government Food Store announcement.  That the City owned/run food distribution center lost close to $1 million last year is not the most progressive aspect of the story.  There are many grocery stores operating at a profit under the name KC Sun Fresh in the Kansas City area.  Consentino’s operates several in the area as well as Price Choppers stores.  

When the Sun Fresh chain was moving into the Kansas City area, the Kansas City Politburo City Council demanded a sacrifice.  They demanded that in addition to the planned number and locations of stores that an additional store be built in a “food desert™”.  This food desert is right down the street from the KC VA hospital.  I had driven through the area often.  There were many independent small markets in operation before the KC Sun Fresh store opened.  Of course they were not able to provide the graft demanded by the City Counsel members.  There was also the issue of what the small independent markets offered for sale.  They offered what people would buy, not what Their Betters™ thought felt would be good for them.  The independent small markets had to go.  

There was another problem as well.  None of the established grocery operators (future Sun Fresh franchise holders) would agree to operate the food desert store.  This was seen as an opportunity to show off the inherent superiority of Government control.  A suitably connected political appointee was selected to mismanage the store.  This person made a point of hiring a staff just as qualified as (insert preferred pronoun here) were.  How hard can it be to run a grocery store into the ground?  

The plan was to run the small independent markets out of business by undercutting prices.  The manager was so single minded in their pursuit of market share that all consideration for profitability (as promised by the City Council) was lost.  The small markets went under in rapid order.  Their former locations are still mostly vacant illicit drug usage facilities now.  

The theft rate for the new supermarket was so high that the City refused to publish a number.  That store, even with a generous public subsidy, has never come close to turning a profit.  

Food supply companies will not make deliveries to the Linwood KC Sun Fresh Store.  It seems the City is THREE YEARS behind on paying for food delivered.  Where did the money go?  Obviously the check is in the mail.  

The good news is that as a result of eliminating all competitors and the imminent closing of the City run store a food desert has been created.  Everyone knows that politicians never want to solve problems.  They want a problem they can solve over and over again.  This food desert will be a graft gift that keeps on giving for generations.  

Stand proud Kansas City Trail Blazers™!  You have shown a light on the path New Yorkers will soon choose to walk.  

Respectfully submitted,

Red Salmon

Red Salmon wrote: ↑

7/19/2025, 1:43 pm

Most Equally Esteemed Comrade Jackalopelipsky,

Thank you for mentioning the KC Sun Fresh store on Linwood Blvd.  I should have mentioned it when Comrade Zoh first made his Company Government Food Store announcement.  That the City owned/run food distribution center lost close to $1 million last year is not the most progressive aspect of the story.  There are many grocery stores operating at a profit under the name KC Sun Fresh in the Kansas City area.  Consentino’s operates several in the area as well as Price Choppers stores.  

When the Sun Fresh chain was moving into the Kansas City area, the Kansas City Politburo City Council demanded a sacrifice.  They demanded that in addition to the planned number and locations of stores that an additional store be built in a “food desert™”.  This food desert is right down the street from the KC VA hospital.  I had driven through the area often.  There were many independent small markets in operation before the KC Sun Fresh store opened.  Of course they were not able to provide the graft demanded by the City Counsel members.  There was also the issue of what the small independent markets offered for sale.  They offered what people would buy, not what Their Betters™ thought felt would be good for them.  The independent small markets had to go.  

There was another problem as well.  None of the established grocery operators (future Sun Fresh franchise holders) would agree to operate the food desert store.  This was seen as an opportunity to show off the inherent superiority of Government control.  A suitably connected political appointee was selected to mismanage the store.  This person made a point of hiring a staff just as qualified as (insert preferred pronoun here) were.  How hard can it be to run a grocery store into the ground?  

The plan was to run the small independent markets out of business by undercutting prices.  The manager was so single minded in their pursuit of market share that all consideration for profitability (as promised by the City Council) was lost.  The small markets went under in rapid order.  Their former locations are still mostly vacant illicit drug usage facilities now.  

The theft rate for the new supermarket was so high that the City refused to publish a number.  That store, even with a generous public subsidy, has never come close to turning a profit.  

Food supply companies will not make deliveries to the Linwood KC Sun Fresh Store.  It seems the City is THREE YEARS behind on paying for food delivered.  Where did the money go?  Obviously the check is in the mail.  

The good news is that as a result of eliminating all competitors and the imminent closing of the City run store a food desert has been created.  Everyone knows that politicians never want to solve problems.  They want a problem they can solve over and over again.  This food desert will be a graft gift that keeps on giving for generations.  

Stand proud Kansas City Trail Blazers™!  You have shown the light on the path New Yorkers will choose to walk.  

Respectfully submitted,

Red Salmon

Would a communist really be this greedy for market share? Like a capitalist pig? Pigs are walking on two legs inside The People’s City Council. Do NYC Muslims know this?

New Yorkers must prepare for the excitement of opening a Food Desert in New York City by signing up for “Food Insecurity” - Professor Sadie Perkins at their local Community College. Topic for today’s question for discussion - if NYC’s power goes off, can a refrigerator be safely used to store toys for the children? It’s not like they don’t know how the door opens and shuts. Being insecure about food opens up all kinds of new ideas, comrades.

Most Equally Esteemed Comrade Jackalopelipsky,

”Would a Communist really be this greedy for market share?”

The goal is complete and total CONTROL of the situation.  Competition cannot be tolerated.  In this sense the Communist would lust for nothing more than market share.  While there is competition there is choice.  Communism is NEVER about choice.  It is about being told what your needs are.  The initial goal of the Appointed MisManager was to eliminate the smaller markets at any cost.  This would allow The Party to dictate the types and amounts of foodstuffs available.  None of that going to the store that sells your nutrition of choice.  The City Council will tell you what you can eat.  That kind of power requires “market share “.  All of it.  

Red Salmon

Red Salmon wrote: ↑

7/19/2025, 5:55 pm

Most Equally Esteemed Comrade Jackalopelipsky,

”Would a Communist really be this greedy for market share?”

The goal is complete and total CONTROL of the situation.  Competition cannot be tolerated.  In this sense the Communist would lust for nothing more than market share.  While there is competition there is choice.  Communism is NEVER about choice.  It is about being told what your needs are.  The initial goal of the Appointed MisManager was to eliminate the smaller markets at any cost.  This would allow The Party to dictate the types and amounts of foodstuffs available.  None of that going to the store that sells your nutrition of choice.  The City Council will tell you what you can eat.  That kind of power requires “market share “.  All of it.  

Red Salmon

Or, else!

This methodology is currently being employed (sic) we need to be ready for to create a desert in the lucrative KEEP AUSTIN WEIRD business model. Enforced weirdness by Austin City Council has created a method for Cartel and Big Drug Medicine to crush the alternative legal and accountable market of Vape Stores.

"Keep Austin Weird" is a slogan that promotes the unique character of Austin, Texas, encouraging support for local businesses and independent culture. It originated in 2000 when Red Wassenich coined the phrase while donating to a local radio show. The slogan aims to preserve Austin's distinctive identity, including its vibrant music scene, independent businesses, and quirky atmosphere.

The Texas Senate and House leaders against the KEEP AUSTIN WEIRD business model just got kiss spotlight’s at a recent Austin City Limits, Coldplay show.



Kansas City devastated to a Food -and everything else to sustain life - Desert status is like legendary tales that the Sahara was once a paradise before becoming a desert. The method revealed in your debrief of the spread of desert into previously unexplored paradises of independent markets and businesses triggered the jackalope’s response, Red Salmon. Can Texazistan continue should the communist finally place that “Russian Boot” (Putin’s Footwear) on the very intent of the business model of independence source of Austin, Texazistan’s legal prosperity, forever…?

“Why take paradise and put up a derelict lot?”

Red Salmon wrote: ↑

7/19/2025, 1:43 pm

Most Equally Esteemed Comrade Jackalopelipsky,

Thank you for mentioning the KC Sun Fresh store on Linwood Blvd.  I should have mentioned it when Comrade Zoh first made his Company Government Food Store announcement.  That the City owned/run food distribution center lost close to $1 million last year is not the most progressive aspect of the story.  There are many grocery stores operating at a profit under the name KC Sun Fresh in the Kansas City area.  Consentino’s operates several in the area as well as Price Choppers stores.  

When the Sun Fresh chain was moving into the Kansas City area, the Kansas City Politburo City Council demanded a sacrifice.  They demanded that in addition to the planned number and locations of stores that an additional store be built in a “food desert™”.  This food desert is right down the street from the KC VA hospital.  I had driven through the area often.  There were many independent small markets in operation before the KC Sun Fresh store opened.  Of course they were not able to provide the graft demanded by the City Counsel members.  There was also the issue of what the small independent markets offered for sale.  They offered what people would buy, not what Their Betters™ thought felt would be good for them.  The independent small markets had to go.  

There was another problem as well.  None of the established grocery operators (future Sun Fresh franchise holders) would agree to operate the food desert store.  This was seen as an opportunity to show off the inherent superiority of Government control.  A suitably connected political appointee was selected to mismanage the store.  This person made a point of hiring a staff just as qualified as (insert preferred pronoun here) were.  How hard can it be to run a grocery store into the ground?  

The plan was to run the small independent markets out of business by undercutting prices.  The manager was so single minded in their pursuit of market share that all consideration for profitability (as promised by the City Council) was lost.  The small markets went under in rapid order.  Their former locations are still mostly vacant illicit drug usage facilities now.  

The theft rate for the new supermarket was so high that the City refused to publish a number.  That store, even with a generous public subsidy, has never come close to turning a profit.  

Food supply companies will not make deliveries to the Linwood KC Sun Fresh Store.  It seems the City is THREE YEARS behind on paying for food delivered.  Where did the money go?  Obviously the check is in the mail.  

The good news is that as a result of eliminating all competitors and the imminent closing of the City run store a food desert has been created.  Everyone knows that politicians never want to solve problems.  They want a problem they can solve over and over again.  This food desert will be a graft gift that keeps on giving for generations.  

Stand proud Kansas City Trail Blazers™!  You have shown a light on the path New Yorkers will soon choose to walk.  

Respectfully submitted,

Red Salmon

Seems this article is about the super-efficient state-run store you wrote about:  
 https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2025/0 ... isturbing/

Earlier today, Florida Senator Rick Scott attacked New York City's Democrat mayoral candidate Zohran Mamdani by flying a banner over New York City beaches:


Not to be outdone, the Zohran campaign promptly responded by flying its own banner over Florida beaches.


This is a developing story and will be updated as needed.

 

Colonel Obyezyana wrote: ↑

7/27/2025, 5:18 pm

* * * AIR WAR IN PROGRESS * * *

Earlier today, Florida Senator Rick Scott attacked New York City's Democrat mayoral candidate Zohran Mamdani by flying a banner over New York City beaches:



Not to be outdone, the Zohran campaign promptly responded by flying its own banner over Florida beaches.



This is a developing story and will be updated as needed.

 

If the Zohran banner strays close enough the TPC SUB Waffle House, the jackalope thinks she could nail him like a Ukrainian pickled tomato jar throwing anti- Bolshevik woman with an unwashed, egg yolk coated, beet syrupy glued, SUB Waffle House plate. That Zohran drone banner will never see it coming.

Most Equally Esteemed Comrades,

Candidate Zohran has modified his stance on defunding the NYPD after the latest shooting in the New York, New York Gun Free Zone™.  He even had the balls to go visit the fallen officer's family.  I'm sure that was a comfortable, pleasant visit.  (I hope they spat in his coffee)  Candidate Zohran = Mr. Sensitivity.  

The New York Post article also cited many of Candidate Zohran's previous tweets.  This one raises a question: 

 "...White supremacy has many faces, from the police & prison systems in America to occupation & apartheid in Palestine..."

I gotta ask, why is occupation in Palestine bad but the occupation of the USSA good?  Occupation should be either bad or good.  Apparently Candidate Zohran stands for nothing.  Except for maybe starvation in his intentionally created Beautiful Big Food Desert™.  

Red Salmon

Colonel Obyezyana wrote: ↑

7/3/2025, 11:24 am

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2025 ... -communes/

What's next on Zoh's agenda? Here's a peek:

• Commissars instead of commissioners.
• Directorates instead of departments.
• Travel permits to cross the streets.
• Assigned housing based on race and social credit scores.
• Bread-line express lanes for Party™ loyalists and insiders.
• Public parks converted to beet and cabbage agricultural collectives. 
• Mandatory citizen participation in harvesting Central Park beet fields.
• De-electrification everywhere except government facilities.
• Stadiums converted to dissident mental-health treatment facilities.
• Churches converted to pre-school drag-queen academies.
• Synagogues converted to ashes.
• 120-decibel adhan call-to-prayer speakers in every apartment.
• Pet animals banned (except for goats, sheep and chickens).

I could go on and on but I'd really rather see this list lengthened by other comrades.

Let’s go on and on some more, comrades.

Listen to the Voice of Zoh



The jackalope listened to the voice of Zoh and heard as Mayor, he won’t be fixing any current flooding issues, but he will be getting your mind and body adjusted for the future he has planned for The NYC Collective because he’s The Mayor, that’s why.

The other voice in the jackalope’s gone with the wind head says, “Good waterproof footwear prices outta go sky high!!”

Colonel Obyezyana wrote: ↑

7/3/2025, 11:24 am

What's next on Zoh's agenda? Here's More:

*Green Energy as Rickshaws will replace Taxis and Uber
*Increased employment and housing as City Safety Officers (Trained Homeless & Illegal Aliens) will be provided and must live in with every citizen and accompany them wherever they go to insure all safety protocols are followed.
*More Green Energy Savings by eliminating wireless internet and replacing it with a Wired Government single channel news and information Truth Channel.
*Even more Green! Subway tracks paved over providing free subterranean foot paths throughout the city navigable by walking or jogging in any weather 
*Free Earmuffs and Gags to prevent stress from inadvertnly speaking inappropriately or hearing hurtful offensive speech.
* Free medical care with convenient neighborhood hospice clinics to permanently end suffering from sinus, throat, ear infections and other foolish costly ailments

Comrades the Green and Free Entitlements will expand the Horizons of Humanity and Greatly Benefit  the Prosperity of Party Leaders and health and safety of the Proletariat.

 

Comrades, a new thread for Zoh' Chi Minh will begin as the elections come closer, in the mean time...

To convert private housing into glorious People’s Communes™ is an idea whose time has come. Who of us hasn't dreamt of living in a concrete shoebox with twelve assigned comrades, one Party-approved lightbulb, and an indoor plumbing schedule posted by the Housing Commissar? Nothing says “progress” like recreating the Soviet waiting list for toilet paper, only now with New York prices.

Red Square wrote: ↑

8/19/2025, 3:56 pm

Nothing says “progress” like recreating the Soviet waiting list for toilet paper, only now with New York prices.

Comrade, Soviet waiting lists for toilet paper were never a problem. Fresh toilet paper was easily available to the public every morning:


The 21st Century problem is that much of today's toilet paper (The New York Times. Washington Post, Boston Globe, etc.) is digital, so unless someone invents a way to wipe with a cell phone or laptop, we're already set back further than the Soviet days.
 

Colonel Obyezyana wrote: ↑

8/20/2025, 7:47 am

Red Square wrote: ↑

8/19/2025, 3:56 pm

Nothing says “progress” like recreating the Soviet waiting list for toilet paper, only now with New York prices.

Comrade, Soviet waiting lists for toilet paper were never a problem. Fresh toilet paper was easily available to the public every morning:



The 21st Century problem is that much of today's toilet paper (The New York Times. Washington Post, Boston Globe, etc.) is digital, so unless someone invents a way to wipe with a cell phone or laptop, we're already set back further than the Soviet days.
 

Access to in house hot and cold running water soon to be a thing of NYC past.

There's water in the subway and the autopilot light's out.