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Comrade of the Year 2019: Greta Thunberg

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It is with sarcastic great pleasure that I share the ridiculous glorious news that Saint Comrade Greta Thunberg has been chosen by our fellow Party members at Time Magazine as Comrade of the Year!



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Obviously, to be named Time's Person of the Year, Greta Thunberg needed to pass Uncle Joe's smell test - or at least that's what he wanted her to believe. Ushanka tip to Papa Kalashnikook for the image.

Greta's win made the evil Orange Man mad, so he viciously attacked her with his murderous tweet, intending to kill:

So ridiculous. Greta must work on her Anger Management problem, then go to a good old fashioned movie with a friend! Chill Greta, Chill!

Greta's handlers quickly edited her Twitter profile to say,

"A teenager working on her anger management problem. Currently chilling and watching a good old fashioned movie with a friend."

Guess which friend took Greta to a good old fashioned movie to chill.

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In addition to altering our behavior to save the planet, we must also alter our art, our history, the history of art, and the art of history to stop pandering to the sexist and unrealistic body images of women and girls.

I submit an example of such korrekted and improved piece of art.

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Comrades, do not be fooled by appearances. Just because Greta appears to be a teenage dropout with no life experience who's trotted out to spout Marxist talking points to world leaders who already believe them doesn't mean she isn't.

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"The power of youth" and how to take advantage of it to manipulate people and gain power.

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Poor Greta. If the dominant ideology were national socialism, she'd be just as angrily shouting "how dare you!" at the enemies of national socialist establishment as she shouts today at the enemies of international socialist establishment.


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I took this photo in a Berlin Museum a few years back, a WW I Cherman propaganda painting of Greta's Great-great-grammie.


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At least Stalin and Hitler had to grow up before they began to fantasize about exterminating the opposition. This 16-year-old is already there. Plus she resists being educated any further. What kind of a person will she grow up to be?

Greta Thunberg tells cheering crowd 'we will make sure we put world leaders against the wall'

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This is one bizarre personality cult.

Only you crazy commies could create a cult of personality around a 16 year old who doesn't have the ability to reason or hear dissenting opinions due to her disability.

It's like... Oh my goodness! The socialist ideal. The New Man.

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The moment Hitler and Stalin realized they could've been much more effective dictators had they invented global warming first.

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Red Square wrote:At least Stalin and Hitler had to grow up before they began to fantasize about exterminating the opposition. This 16-year-old is already there. Plus she resists being educated any further. What kind of a person will she grow up to be?

Greta Thunberg tells cheering crowd 'we will make sure we put world leaders against the wall'

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Look, I used the same kind of language when I was 16, but at least I was singing along with a Pink Floyd album at the time.

I've read reports that Ingrate Greta's meteoric rise to eco-stardom is the handiwork of a PR firm hired by her father. I'd like to know the name of that firm, because I'd like to hire them to send The People's Cube and the Ron Paul Institute on a similar trajectory.

Further, isn't Greta such a great picture of Communist leaders? Marx was under the patronage of a rich industrialist, and Trotsky was wealthy himself. Nearly all Communist dictators come from the mid-upper to upper class. Is not Greta, a kid whose mother is an opera singer and father a cinema actor, part of these very classes?

Also, I just had a look at her wikipedia page. Loyal readers of the Kube will remember our fruitless fight to try and save the People's Kube wikipedia article from deletion. Wikipedia are leftist authoritarians, I've heard interviews from one of the co-founders of it that confirm this. Ingrate Greta's article has been scrubbed of all critique, and what little critique that was allowed is presented in a dismissive light, and overall she has been written about as if she were Jesus Christ. Three middle names have also been added, and the page has about doubled in length.

This is far from a grassroots thing. Greta is an elitist, globalist, force-fed idol who is nothing more than a whore for her elitist, globalist masters.

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So, what you are saying Comrade Stierlitz is that St. Greta is just a pr marketing campaign as real as the GEICO lizard who was interviewed by Chelsea Clinton as a paid journalist to report current news for us, the ignorant, hayseed, unwashed masses about real life.

People in glass greenhouses talking about putting deniers up against the wall?

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#BR 549 over and out


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Comrades, human caused Climate Change is even worse than we imagine.

Amazonian leaders' long campaign for climate justice

Representing indigenous communities from across the Amazon rainforest, several dozen activists arrived in Europe in October to attend a Vatican synod on the environmental crisis in their region. It came during a year marked by unprecedented fires, oil spills and [highlight=#FFFF99]increasing deforestation for agriculture, forestry[/highlight] and mining.
Planting gardens is a threat to planet. Only humans create gardens. This nonsense must stop.

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World's Angriest Girl. Expect finger wagging.
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You comrades know by now what a romantic I am. I think she and David Hogg would make a cute couple!

Climate change activism + gun control advocacy x aborting any children of the union = the ultimate Progressive power couple!

And as an added bonus, since we're short on Kennedys these days, David and Greta will become America's new young royals!

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Commissarka Pinkie wrote:You comrades know by now what a romantic I am. I think she and David Hogg would make a cute couple!

Climate change activism + gun control advocacy x aborting any children of the union = the ultimate Progressive power couple!

And as an added bonus, since we're short on Kennedys these days, David and Greta will become America's new young royals!
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Comrades! I have wonderful news!

As a Citizen Journalist™ who, out of utmost integrity and diligent digging, have found, through my anonymous sources, the truth.

Joe Biden will take the title of TIME magazine's Person of the Year. It's just a matter of time.

I found this image that proves it beyond all doubt.
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There is some delay due to the “negotiations” going on between Biden and TIME magazine.

Meanwhile, you heard it here FIRST!

Personally, after a closer look, I don't think he has a leg to stand on.

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Yeah, okay. I suppose fifteen minutes of Greta fame does seem like a year.

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Our fearless leader shall vanquish Climate Change Deniers once and for all!
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Commissarka Pinkie wrote:You comrades know by now what a romantic I am. I think she and David Hogg would make a cute couple!

Climate change activism + gun control advocacy x aborting any children of the union = the ultimate Progressive power couple!

And as an added bonus, since we're short on Kennedys these days, David and Greta will become America's new young royals!

It is good that Grinch and Hogg would abort any offspring they may have. Their necks would be thinner than schiff head's and unable to sustain even the weight of their inevitable pea sized brain.

Meanwhile reporting in from the land where they bury their heads in the sand:

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Heretic and agitator Mr. Bolt has a different view:

https://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/news/ ... 340038016e

Grinch Greta was so upset, she immediately got a case of the vapours and had to retire to her salon in first class:

Greta Thunberg in Twitter spat with German rail firm

I think Greta is a good candidate for "Poor Me" magazine.

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Comrade Ellsworth Toohey,

Your assigned TPC™ surveillance for agitation and infiltration while traveling down under under has been most excellent.

Continue the good work.

forelock tug,
Jackalopelipsky
Russian Agent
#BR 549

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Ellsworth Toohey wrote:Grinch Greta was so upset, she immediately got a case of the vapours and had to retire to her salon in first class:

Greta Thunberg in Twitter spat with German rail firm

Comrade Evil Smiley was able to capture that Kodak moment.

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Ellsworth Toohey wrote:Heretic and agitator Mr. Bolt has a different view:

https://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/news/ ... 340038016e

Since this story is behind a paywall, I had to read it on someone's Facebook repost. For those inquiring minds who need to know:

LACK OF FACTS ARE TURNING US INTO PRIMITIVES

Andrew Bolt - Herald Sun

December 15, 2019

Progressives are turning us into primitives. Just see how the ABC explained New Zealand's White Island tragedy.

Its AM program ended one report by getting a Maori woman to tell why the volcano erupted last week, killing at least 17 people. “They are making money by taking tourists over there,” she said. “White Island, I would say it's like a human, hey? They get sick of it. You've got to blow somewhere. Intruders. On that island.”

Here was a return to the animism of primitive tribes, who thought even rocks had spirits. It's a world where reason and Western science have no business.

How bizarre. Here's is a girl, just 16, whose has severe anxiety disorders, imagines a catastrophic climate “emergency”, and spreads panic without offering sane answers.

How strange that children, the least educated and most dogmatic of us, are now hailed by adults as the wisest.

All that is troubling enough. But in noting her honour, the ABC reported another sign of our retreat to a tribal unreason: “Climate activists, including representatives of indigenous peoples from several continents, briefly joined Ms Thunberg after her speech on the conference's main stage, holding hands and demanding ‘climate justice!' through slogans and songs.”

So how are people of reason supposed to argue back? With louder songs?

Greta Thunberg has been rewarded Time's Person of the Year for spreading lies and panic.

Yet another example: our Human Rights Commission said it had short-listed author Bruce Pascoe for its top award because he “challenges the widespread belief that Aboriginal Australians were hunter-gatherers” — a belief it claimed “was used to justify dispossession of Aboriginal lands”.

The commission's announcement came after I'd exposed Pascoe — in my opinion — as a serial fantasist.

I've shown here and in blog posts that Pascoe is not Aboriginal, as he claims.

As for his crackpot theory that Aborigines were actually farmers living in “houses” in “towns” of “1000 people”, that is also untrue. Pascoe has invented or exaggerated evidence and given false citations.

So our Human Rights Commission honours Pascoe not because he “challenges” history but because he invents it.

And the cause is the same: to trash the West and worship the tribal. Pascoe has even turned himself into a tribal Aborigine.

Reason is in retreat. Facts are dead. And progressives march us back into the dark.

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jackalopelipsky wrote:Comrade Ellsworth Toohey,

Your assigned TPC™ surveillance for agitation and infiltration while traveling down under under has been most excellent.

Continue the good work.

forelock tug,
Jackalopelipsky
Russian Agent
#BR 549


I am honored by your forelock tug.

I will strive to continue to be more equal.



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One of the many reasons I celebrate Festivus. No, I'm not against Christmas, I'm just a Seinfeld nut.

All I put up, as per Costanza tradition, is an aluminum pole. Very high strength to weight ratio. Easily stored in the crawlspace. Unassuming and able to fit anywhere. And no pine needles to destroy the vaccum cleaner (when I was a wee lad, we had to replace the vaccum every January because the pine needles just knackered it).


 
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