Confused about European candidates? Not anymore!


Just plug in your favorite candidate's views on major issues, and voila! the answer in milliseconds.
Does the candidate believe that his/her country should subjugate itself economically to a massive bureaucracy, and open its borders to huge numbers of violent, unvetted immigrants?
If yes, then your candidate is "reasonable."
Does the candidate believe that his/her country should have a degree of economic sovereignty, and that it should protect its citizens by carefully vetting immigrants?
If yes, then your candidate is an "extreme, right-wing Nazi."*
See how easy it is to use? Order now while supplies last, and get a free burka for that special someone**.
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*Please ignore the fact that "Nazi" stands for "national socialism."
**Offer oddly void in France if used for beachwear.




There is no need to be confused, any socialist, communist, or Progressive will be just fine.
GC out






Komissar al-Blogunov
This product also synchs with The People's Current Truth App™!A‒M‒A‒Z‒I‒N‒G!
Made in USA (Great Again!), designed for Frogeater polit-market, yet vorks tadellos für Chermani !
click-click, plim-plim ‒ jawohl, "reasonable" !
bonk-bonk, screeech ‒ himmelherrgott, volltreffer ! "Nazi-hater-schweinehund-&-RRRAAAAAcist" !


Genosse Dummkopf
Komissar al-Blogunov
This product also synchs with The People's Current Truth App™!A‒M‒A‒Z‒I‒N‒G!
Made in USA (Great Again!), designed for Frogeater polit-market, yet vorks tadellos für Chermani !
click-click, plim-plim ‒ jawohl, "reasonable" !
bonk-bonk, screeech ‒ himmelherrgott, volltreffer ! "Nazi-hater-schweinehund-&-RRRAAAAAcist" !This is exactly what I said during the final phase of my last Jiffy-Lobo. Most equal Komrade Dummkopf, most equal indeed.








Genosse Dummkopf
Komissar al-Blogunov
This product also synchs with The People's Current Truth App™!A‒M‒A‒Z‒I‒N‒G!
Made in USA (Great Again!), designed for Frogeater polit-market, yet vorks tadellos für Chermani !
click-click, plim-plim ‒ jawohl, "reasonable" !
bonk-bonk, screeech ‒ himmelherrgott, volltreffer ! "Nazi-hater-schweinehund-&-RRRAAAAAcist" !What are you talking about? It was made it a


This is as inspiring as "I'm with Her!"




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With The Peoples Current Truth AppTM and the al-Blugunovs Peoples Patented Euro-Candidate FilterTM proven to be widely adopted successes, you are to The Peoples' Phone Apps what Edison was for electricity (only without all the lies, deceit, manipulations and ultimate destruction of whoever the app version of Tesla may be)

