Comrades, it is outrageous that California has not yet apprehended this criminal who has been observed attacking and harassing The People™ for several years. He's been known to the police since he was released from the otter youth detention system yet he eludes capture.


As a former resident of Monterey, I can attest that homeless sea lions and otters lounge all day and night on or near Fisherman's Wharf smoking crack and selling fentanyl. They are also a noise nuisance and health hazard and should be rounded up and sent to gulag!

https://www.breitbart.com/local/2023/07 ... anta-cruz/ 

Comrades, I am sure that all of this results from global warming, and it is devastating not only to sea otters and sea lions but the entire Pacific Northwest. Once a wild, untamed land covered with vast amounts of people with various mental disorders and drug disabilities where even the most aggressive shoplifter is living out the remainder of their lives in quiet pursuit of spiritual theft fulfillment. Yes, there can be no doubt that rising sea levels and warmer water temperatures threaten sea otters, sea lions, and drug-dealing otters with extinction unless they hijack surfers to survive. After years of denying the truth, it now appears to everyone that progressives have known for years that the refusal of Kyoto has been a secret, calculated plot to eliminate botched political exorcisms and secondhand dope smoke.

Otters must be watching Tik Tok videos.