To wit...

Comrade Blogunov, am I to understand that you are usurping the judgeship of our own magistrate Fraulein?

This may end as well as calling Pinky a debutante...let us know how that works out.

Hey... when I got up to take my compulsory beet juice break, someone stole my plastic dinosaurs off the console. Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal, Comrade Marx!

Comrades! Any resemblance to the inner sanctum of the People's Cube Party Bunker, which I have never seen, is purely coincidental! I was told that the image was of the barbershop in the Pentagon basement!

I will naturally request a trial by ordeal involving vodka, to be followed by execution by firing squad, if, that is, anyone can find bullets. There should be 7 or so out there with my name on them already. Ask DHS.

Comrades, I have been trying to log in to the official DenounceAnyerMarx.gov website for several hours now to lodge my complaints for the show trial - but I STILL can't get in!

Any suggestions?

Flimsy excuses are the first off the runway, and get shot down just as quickly.
Pack warmly, comrade...

R.O.C.K. in the USSA wrote:

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Comrades, I have been trying to log in to the official DenounceAnyerMarx.gov website for several hours now to lodge my complaints for the show trial - but I STILL can't get in!

Any suggestions?

Until Rethuglikkans stop sabotaging denouncement site, I am thinking just punch Comrade Marx's Denouncement Card. Maybe twice for denying guilt. When card is full it will make good evidence for ... something or other ... at future date.

Comrade Diaperette, we need to denounce him to find out what we're denouncing him for.

I have it on good authority that Anyer Marx (along with three unidentified co-conspirators) once tried to subvert the peace-loving People's Republic of Fredonia:

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And don't forget...

He was present for the demise of our good comrade Che - and look at that smirk... always hamming it up for the camera!
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But perhaps we can forget/forgive this...

He kind of tricked us all - I myself had never heard of a 'mustache ride' and was quite curious!
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Verdict? I've heard of such. Mainly used in backwards provinces with antique ideas like "due process"

Guilty until purchased innocent!

Gee, I've never been to a real show trail. This is really cool...where do I sit? How's my robe fit? Does it make my tail look too bushy? Where's the guilty party? Huh, huh? I'll just watch.

I have heard from a very reliable source (Senator "dick" Turbin) that Anyer Marx was caught -- on record -- saying about his O'liness, and I quote, "I can't even look at him." Absolutely despicable, comrade Marx. But you certainly can get down on your prayer rug and worship him!

This just in:

It's possible that the evidence against Comrade Marx may have been completely fabricated.

While that in itself isn't a bad thing, it's unclear whether whistleblowers or dog whistles may have been involved.

Will the prosecutor finally read the full list of trumped-up charges against "comrade" Anyer Marx?

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Also, in a planned economy we have to schedule such things months in advance, so that we can give the masses a joyous and satisfying experience of swift revolutionary justice, followed by a free giveaway and raffle.

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R.O.C.K. in the USSA wrote:This just in:

It's possible that the evidence against Comrade Marx may have been completely fabricated.

While that in itself isn't a bad thing, it's unclear whether whistleblowers or dog whistles may have been involved.

Comrade R.O.C.K. - you have been friends long with alleged-Comrade Marx, no? You seem intent on defending your accomplice, maybe? It shouldn't matter if the evidence is completely fabricated, because technically all evidence is ultimately fabricated!

Comrade Red Square - I believe we may have to denounce this R.O.C.K. as Marx's accomplice!

Comrade Putout wrote: And don't forget...

He was present for the demise of our good comrade Che - and look at that smirk... always hamming it up for the camera!

24 hours earlier... an invisible speech bubble above Comrade Che's beret says: "One of you will betray me."

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Stalin was way ahead of us in the fast lane. He knew this would happen!

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Komissar Blugunov,

I offer you my services to the Court!

This is an OUTRAGE!!!!!! A picture of our inner sanctum bunker that....errrr..... doesn't exist obtained and posted by this fiend??????? But Comrade Judge, just for the sake of argument that said bunker actually did exist and this vile enemy of the state snapped a photo we have to take into consideration that he couldn't have breached all the security measures on his own!!!!!!

I mean just look at him??? Does that face look like it harbors the intelligence to pick a lock????
Now I think we need to start looking at possible ACCOMPLICES in this vile crime. Somebody mechanically inclined perhaps? Maybe runs the tractor repair shed? Who was SOOOOO Quick to declare this fiend guilty. Where exactly was TOVARICHI on the night of the 15th at 3 A.M Hummmm??????? And R.O.C.K in the U.S.S.A had recently been crowing about his new camera he recently obtained and how he wanted to 'try it out'?????

Might curious behavior Judge Blugunov on the part of these so called 'loyal comrades' is it not????

Oh, and ROCK, like fabricated matters here? Seriously?

Wait, Anyer exists?

Crap. This complicates things.

Oh, noes, he also abused disabled minority kittehs???? Oh help me, I would swoon ... except I was removed from roster of those who swoon because I missed Cue To Swoon during recent Dear Leader speech, and pregnant lady in red dress had to substitute at last moment. Oh, oh, oh. Hanging and shooting are too good for this miscreant. But stay ... perhaps he can be reeducated. I recommend a year of listening to nonstop programming from MSNBC and Democrat fundraiser speeches. If he says he prefers hanging and shooting, double sentence to two years.

I have been considering some late arriving evidence gathered over the past week. My suspicions were aroused by a strange, new "would be" comrade's unusual burst of enthusiasm, followed by his subsequent mysterious disappearance. That "would be" comrade is none other than... (ta...daaaaaaa)... Comrade in waiting "Thought Sheriff"!

I submit, your honor, that former Comrade Marx was framed by Thought Sheriff!! I rest my case...

There.

Now can we please get on with the show trial and mandatory sentencing and execution?

Commodore Snoogie Woogums wrote:Where exactly was TOVARICHI on the night of the 15th at 3 A.M Hummmm???????

I don't know about the others, but I was brewing beet vodka in the back room of the People's tractor barn until 0245, then I was online porn-surfing reviewing Comrade Putout's "portfolio."

(or maybe that was Pinkie, too many samples in the tractor barn can cause such confusion, and the next morning my head felt like I'd been at the business end of the golden shovel again)

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Since we are now using a powerful website for our healthcare, shouldn't we be using a powerful application to determine who is guilty and needs a bit of reeducation?
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I have a close friend who works for CGI Federal and she sent me this new app. She told me that since the NSA already knows everything about us now anyway why not let them determine who is guilty or not. Once the name of the denounced is entered into the 'Accused' field the NSA does the rest! Please note - if the needle reaches into the green zone, for instance 100% green, you are 100% good to go to the gulag.
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Here is a screenshot of the app.
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Now I know this is not as useful as a show trial but come on comrades we are going to be purging comrades by the MILLIONS once this Obamacare proves to be God's Obama's gift to personkind!!
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As you can see - Comrade Marx is plainly guilty of providing awesome mustache rides posting the Party's Secrets™!
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I, on the other hand, have nothing to worry about!
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I say Guilty - Death by starvation (no Bear Claws for YOU!) and no more ObamaFone™!

Comrade Putout,

As I suspected! After a second attempt using the full data gathering power of NSA, the true picture has emerged!

[color=#C0392B]Captain Craptek[/color] was lying through his nibblers when he wrote:Comrade Putout,

As I suspected! After a second attempt using the full data gathering power of NSA, the true picture has emerged!

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Don't make me show this to the other comrades!!
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Komissar Blogunov wrote:

The verdicts and recommended punishments so far:

Comrade Tovarichi - Guilty! Death by non-existence.

Comrade RedDiaperette - Guilty! Death by prolonged exposure to Chris Matthews.

Comrade Captain Craptek - Guilty! Death by nibbling.

I humbly accept verdict and sentence until I can bribe my way out in usual manner.

But sentence for Comrade Squirrel has me wondering ... whom is he supposed to be nibbling?

For the record as expunged, I have never met or even heard of this Anyer Marx.

Further he is of no relation...

When did the bunker that does not exist get an upgrade?

Komissar Blogunov wrote:

Comrades, comrades, there seems to be a minor misunderstanding about who is sentencing whom and who gets executed. The sentences are the verdicts FROM the esteemed denizens of the Fruited Collective FOR former comrade Anyer Marx. I very much appreciate your willingness to show up in front of the wall as ordered, but that won't be necessary this time.

As ever, with a new show trial there are going to be some glitches, so apologies to those of you who may have been mistakenly executed.

Yes, Comrade RedDiaperette, you are still not dead. You may resume your nonexistance with the rest of us here in Dear Leader's "ObamaWorld™".

DON"T GO TOWARD THE LIGHT!!!

Komissar Blogunov wrote:

Comrades, comrades, there seems to be a minor misunderstanding about who is sentencing whom and who gets executed. The sentences are the verdicts FROM the esteemed denizens of the Fruited Collective FOR former comrade Anyer Marx. I very much appreciate your willingness to show up in front of the wall as ordered, but that won't be necessary this time.

As ever, with a new show trial there are going to be some glitches, so apologies to those of you who may have been mistakenly executed.

I admit to error and take full blame upon myself for same -- although I could have sworn my recommended sentence was reeducation, not death. But who am I to quarrel with authorities? Any time Party wishes me to sacrifice self, I will proudly lift my head and bribe appropriate people as required to gain exemption do Party's will.

Captain Craptek wrote: Yes, Comrade RedDiaperette, you are still not dead. You may resume your nonexistance with the rest of us here in Dear Leader's "ObamaWorld™".

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Poppieeees, poppies will put us to sleeeep....