Democratic National Convention to Feature Sandra Fluke!


That's right, comrades! The 2012 Democratic National Convention is going to feature as one of the main
While the exact topic of her speech has not yet been released, insiders say that Ms Fluke, famous for needing thousands of dollars worth of condoms per year in order to attend college, will be bringing her unique and illuminating perspective to a discussion of condoms, birth control pills, sexual lubricants, gerbils, and all things important to Democrats.
Having been some days in preparation, a splendid time is guaranteed for all - and the fashions of the day are liable to steal the show!


Elizabeth is scheduled to open for former president William Jefferson Blythe Clinton at this year's Convention. Those close to Ms Warren say that there's no truth to the rumor that Ms Warren will be wearing an official Cherokee headdress decorated with condoms in honor of fellow speaker Sandra Fluke. But they say it with a twinkle in their collective eye, so I say be prepared for anything this year!


Just when I think of a good satire, the DNC once again steals the show !
These guys are real pros ! Much like our dear Sandra " You can see her line move " Fluke.







--KOOK



I met her at the DNC Convention and all I ended up with was a used condom and this lousy T-Shirt


Bill G
Surely, komerades, no one will be tasteless enough to offer t-shirts saying something like: I met her at the DNC Convention and all I ended up with was a used condom and this lousy T-ShirtComrade Bill G - if that is your real name - as usual the PARTY





This, is a fluke...
I don't know what this is...
Just saying...


that we finally have a POTUS that's willing to
take the hard issues of the day head on
give me a "АД ДА"!








Tovarichi
She is a comely wench, no?Comrade, you must be in one of them new fangled fancy co-ed Gulags.
She's considered a real catch around here.

