Is it feeling a little crowded in here, or is it just us?

https://www.worldometers.info/world-population/

https://www.un.org/en/desa/world-popula ... ember-2022

What's not happening (yet) is the discredited "Malthusian Trap" that Globalist Eco-Radicals use as a foundational predicate for "The Great Reset" and "The New World Order." (You can read about Thomas Robert Malthus's theory here: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Malthusianism#Criticism)

But this isn't really the reason Globalists want us to get used to eating bugs—Eco-Radicals are dedicated to restoring a pristine planet not for the sake of humanity but for the sake of a planet free of humanity. They love the idea of an Earth free of humans and human influences. They view humans as other than a natural part of of Earth. They hate humans and one of their goals is depopulation.

There are plenty of natural factors that may culminate is a reduced population without the concerted effort of Globalists to speed that plow, chief among them being diminishing fertility rates (https://www.theblaze.com/news/sperm-counts-have-fallen-by-over-62) and natural disasters. But with human tinkering from Globalists, we could expect a variety of population catastrophes in the very near future.

Don't worry about ever having to eat bugs, though; clever Globalists are sure to come up with a different, more depopulating solution to their science-fictional food problem.








 

Since bugs are to be the new meat I suppose the thing to do is grow food that locusts love to eat and start cultivating swarms of locusts. Who knew?

Comrades, with 8 billion people, we need to have new rules for our world:

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1.) Lock the doors and windows of your home, apartment, or shopping cart, especially since three whole planets appeared out of their cosmic deep freeze and allowed roving herds of hurricanes and asteroids to stampede across the fruited plains due to the effects of man-made* global warming. 

2.) Never stop or enter a dialogue about predictions, metaphors, past-life regressions, or passages describing the yin and yang dichotomy between democratic policies and socialism when various strangers attempt to approach you with mace, a knife, a baseball bat, a club, a loaded gun, or anything that resembles a weapon.
 
3.) Avoid walking or parking in dangerous areas, especially near drug stores, convenience stores, or your local meth lab entertainment center.

4.) Never leave anything of value in your house, car, savings institution, wallet, purse, backpack, or mind.

5.) Never leave your house, car, cell phone, or Biden/Fetterman 2024 flag unattended.

6.) Avoid wearing clean-fitted clothing or shoes that do not have holes or duct tape holding them together.

7.) Carry only items like intellectual firepower, and cognitive words, especially when maced, dragged, or assaulted with word salads or dangerous weapons. 

8.) Memorize your phone number and passwords to avoid receiving criticism after being beaten, humiliated, or robbed during your emergency hospital visit.

9.) Have your medical card at hand that defines the date of your rigorous regimen of hormone therapy to avoid irreversible brain damage while being robbed.  

10.) When calling 911, remember not to speak in NPR gibberish, idiotic fairy tales about the "end times" and the "tribulation," but rather count how many wounds or injuries were received, provide a glowing, brief description of the area and nearest hospital, the correct pronoun or believed gender usage of the suspected attacker, the description of the weapon, and what direction the weapon took to escape the unsubstantiated crime scene, and above all, give a complete description of the white superstitious, biblethumping moronic MAGA election denier terrorist.

* Note while the information is believed to be from reliable sources using anagrams, metaphors, or counter-rotating disks, most people refused to state with 99.9% certainty that heavenly bodies do not just materialize out of thin air for no reason and allow their pathetic lives to be ruled a mystical belief system with no basis on reality or science.  

Trashmouth, you are so hot right now. New Rules to Live By for sure.

On #6 —- Just remember, Comrades, flip flops are for Politicians. Dress appropriately for GWONT at all times.

9 billion registered eligible democratic voters plus the dearly departed absentee voters, and the Rethuglikkans STILL say the elections were stolen...

Seems the Chinese Communists are determined to bring those numbers back down with fentanyl, Wuhan flu AND the Biden crime family. And then there's the "former" Soviet union who's almost always been a lousy murdering neighbor...