Equity on Land & at Sea:
Comrades, to save the Planet we must level and sterilize the seabed and kill the useless masters of mass consumption the whales and dolphins at the top of the liquid social hierarchy. In this way Wind Turbines will achieve social equity on land and at sea, making energy unaffordable for everyone (except our exalted and revered Party Leaders) and eliminating the monsters at the top AND the bottom of the food chain/evolutionary ladder in the next Socialist Frontier, The Sea! Forward & Downward to next Tuesday Comrades, Swim Froth, I mean Forth!

​​​​​​The International Monetary Fund decided to place a price on whales: about $1 trillion for the whole species, or $2 million per individual whale. They arrived at this figure by calculating how much carbon whales sequestered. This is not as much as the amount Wind Turbines will eliminate therefor the Whales are expendable. It is Social Justice at its best Comrades.

Are we to exact reparations from every person who ever lit a whale-oil lantern, and/or the descendants of womyn-folk who wore whale-bone corsets?

I see a fat, juicy* Government program in need of administration and skimming redistribution of other people's money to solve a problem that the public doesn't know they have yet...

*the use of the phrase "fat juicy" is not meant as pejorative to whales or any other calorically gifted identities.  All are (cough) beautiful as they are.

Don’t forget the dollars and scents of the perfume industry., Ivan. Honey traps of olfactories may require a new Cabinet in the Oval Office.

There's money to be made in them thar whales.

Speaking of white whales, this just landed in my inbox.

https://thegloriousamerican.com/feature ... m-4-17-23/

Red Square wrote: ↑

4/20/2023, 4:55 pm

Speaking of white whales, this just landed in my inbox.

https://thegloriousamerican.com/feature ... m-4-17-23/

That's a kind of an amateurish, low-tier humor website, but it did have this gem:

https://thegloriousamerican.com/u-s-new ... s-3-27-23/
 

Colonel Obyezyana wrote: ↑

4/20/2023, 5:45 pm

Red Square wrote: ↑

4/20/2023, 4:55 pm

Speaking of white whales, this just landed in my inbox.

https://thegloriousamerican.com/feature ... m-4-17-23/

That's a kind of an amateurish, low-tier humor website, but it did have this gem:

https://thegloriousamerican.com/u-s-new ... s-3-27-23/
 

Colonel, if cats can be marketed to eat Doritos, ‘pelipsky has line of flavor powder coatings that cats really want to eat to power coat chips. Do you know how many cats watch commercial programming?

jackalopelipsky wrote: ↑

4/20/2023, 6:55 pm

‘pelipsky has line of flavor powder coatings that cats really want to eat to power coat chips.

Take some time. Think about it for awhile. When you are certain, PM me with your proposed power coatings and I'll see if I can produce a product packaging visualization that will make cats sit up and notice.