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FBI(C) Recruiting Caucasians for Terrorist Most Wanted List

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Dear Comrades,

With the encouragement of People's Deputy Comrade Jim McDermott of Washington Oblast, the Federal Bureau of Investigation of Citizens has announced it is recruiting white male Christians and tea Part activists for addition to its ‘Most Wanted List' to balance out the ‘dark race' which dominates the present list.

Comrade McDermott characterized the present photo line-up of political activists wanted for questioning as “offensive to Muslims and ethnic minorities.”

Since all of the people in the list are dark-skinned and Muslim (except for the token whites Adam Gadahn and Chechen-Caucasian Doku Umarov), the People's Deputy has demanded that the FBIC find more white criminals to declare and advertise as Enemies of the State.

In addition to the traitor Edward Snowden, who released state secrets to enemy Republicans, the FBIC is seeking other Whites who can be added to the list.

Party officials have already recommended adding Paula Deen to the list, though State security officials have assured the public that Deen is in custody and has already denounced herself as part of her re-education.

The FBIC has stated that it is willing to work with white or light-skinned Tea Party activists, Christians from non-Progressive churches, Libertarians, and other counter-revolutionaries to develop a violence-based message and conspire to engage in terrorism, so that they may qualify for the List and help balance out the darker races that Comrade McDermott feels are unfairly singled out.

Several Party leaders have asked the UK to release a number of IRA terrorists from the 1980s, all of whom are white, so that they could also be added to the list.

Some have also suggested that the political activists pictured in the FBIC's list could have their names altered to sound more ‘white' and less Muslim. For example, ‘Omar Hammami' can be renamed ‘Clark Hansen,' while ‘Bashir Mohamed' can be called ‘Alden Stansfield.'

Citizens are also requested to denounce white neighbors that harbor unacceptable and offensive opinions, so that they can be detained and potentially used in this project for the betterment of all our dark and Muslim workers and peasants.

It is important that Muslims and non-whites feel at home in the glorious Workers' Paradise of the USSA, as they help us achieve economic centralization and equal distribution of wealth.

Comrades, denounce white neighbors for retraining into terrorist subversives! Help us make our enemy list racially balanced!


Faithfully submitted to the Collective of the People's Cube,
Comrade Nomenklatura-climber
Dialectical Progressivism Translator

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I NOMINATE SARAH PALIN!! No one is more deserving to be on Most Wanted White Persons list than this evil, white cracker Christian!

PRAISE OBAMA AND HIS SUBVERSIVE IDEOLOGY!!

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I'm recommending that FDA mandate indelible brown dye in all food until equality is permanently achieved!

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Just have the media call them white. It worked for Zimmerman.

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Isn't this our current Public Enemy Number One?[attachment=0]paula-deen.jpg[/attachment]


 
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