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Forget microaggressions, introducing NANOaggressions

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Comrades, we all know about microaggressions. These nefarious, seemingly innocent behaviors and words are all part of a grand right-wing effort to destroy the progressive utopia. In fact, we even know such things can be done unwittingly, which in turn requires a struggle session to identify and work through.

But the nanoaggression? Oh, this is a heroic new form of oppression just recently discovered by the Leon Trotsky Institute for Social Progress and Ice Pick Research.

A nanoaggression is such a subtle form of discrimination, harassment and privilege that it is all but impossible to observe, yet easy to experience. The cumulative effects of nanoaggressions will eventually wear out a victimized individual due to their nefarious and difficult to identify presence.

We might ask then, what are examples of nanoaggressions?

Well the correct answer is if you have to ask, you are an oppressor. If you are not a member of a victimized class of people, then you literally shed nanoaggressions the way a cat might shed hair in the summertime, and like that hair, it is an irritant that destroys the quality of life of those around you.

Remember, do not ask what a nanoaggression is, simply accept the fact you radiate them at all times, and take steps to reduce their transmission. And of course, if you have to ask how to do that, then well, that's also oppressive.

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There seems to be a marketing campaign for this idea on the interwebs:

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I checked the guy's blog - some of its visual agitation is very Cube-worthy!

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I denounce people for redistributing my ideas before I even had them!

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Colonel 7.62 wrote:I denounce people for redistributing my ideas before I even had them!
That's the downside of being the Commissar of Time existing in all temporal dimensions at once.

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Red Square wrote:That's the downside of being the Commissar of Time existing in all temporal dimensions at once.

If that's true, then he knows when we're going to reach Next Tuesday™, and I denounce him for not telling us.

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Imperatorskiy Pingvin wrote:
Red Square wrote:That's the downside of being the Commissar of Time existing in all temporal dimensions at once.

If that's true, then he knows when we're going to reach Next Tuesday™, and I denounce him for not telling us.

Comrade Pingvin, the exact date of Next Tuesday ™ is a closely guarded Party Secret ™

You must now have a self denunciation session to explore why you believe you are entitled to know when Next Tuesday ™ will take place, and how knowledge of that date will cause less enlightened members of the proletariat to cease engaging in heroic socialist struggle. If we all know the date, then we will cease to strive for it, and to work for the better world which will hearken its arrival


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Colonel 7.62 wrote: A nanoaggression is such a subtle form of discrimination, harassment and privilege that it is all but impossible to observe, yet easy to experience.
If you can't seem to wrap your mind around this subtlety, imagine a conservative taking a deep breath in Seattle, WA.

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Micro, nano.... if we are ever to fix this someone in the Government needs to decide are these English or Metric?

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I have long argued that America must switch to the metric system. Now it has become a must - without it, how can we korrektly measure micro- and nano-aggressions in order to convict thoughtcriminals while maintaining the veneer of justice for the proles?

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Dedhedvedev wrote:
Colonel 7.62 wrote: A nanoaggression is such a subtle form of discrimination, harassment and privilege that it is all but impossible to observe, yet easy to experience.
If you can't seem to wrap your mind around this subtlety, imagine a conservative taking a deep breath in Seattle, WA.
My dascha is in Olympia Collective, and I am currently undercover at The Evergreen State College.

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[quote="Comrade Svyet"]
"Yactoaggressions" anyone?[/quote]

No thanks. I'm good with Femtoaggressions.
No need to get ridiculous.

I propose a new government bureau to research and compile a complete and definitive scale of aggressions. It can range from mosquito bite (a picoagression) to a klerk at Staябuks forgetting to say "Have a nice day" (milliagression), getting mugged in The People's Utopia™ of Жcago (uniagression), the Nazi invasion of Poland, Krystal Nacht, etc. (kiloagression) and the Japanese genocidal attack of Nanking (mega-aggression).

This is very important! It will be used to determine reparations from the government to properly compensate us for our eternal victimhood.

- SK

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Watch this cis white male speak out against Mikroagression theory!


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Red Square wrote:I have long argued that America must switch to the metric system. Now it has become a must - without it, how can we korrektly measure micro- and nano-aggressions in order to convict thoughtcriminals while maintaining the veneer of justice for the proles?

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Every day, I look into the faces of people who in their childhood were exposed to rulers with standard measurements. The scars of nanoaggressions are etched into their faces - especially women and minorities. Even the term "standard" which implies some things can be wrong is a nanoaggression. Fight nanoaggressions. You are loved. You are wonderful. You don't have to meet a "standard" to be you.


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Micro, nano, tomato, tomahto ... it is sufficient that I am offended. Attempting to measure my degree of offendedness is simply more oppression. Which offends me.

I have heard that "oppression" used to mean physical beatings, starvings, internments, torture, forced labor, killings, and suchlike. Now we are enlightened and know better. Oppression is whatever I feel offended by. (If you dispute this, I will be offended.)

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And here we have Conservative Elites trying to make Microagressing the defenseless in our Great Society a toy! Notice the action figures' offensive bulging muscles and overt manliness. Also, you can see from the body positioning that the poor young men forced to play with these are trained to be aggressive. BAN-ers UNITE!!

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Colonel 7.62 wrote:My dascha is in Olympia Collective, and I am currently undercover at The Evergreen State College.
Kolonel, Kolonel! Me too! Me too! (But don't tell anyone!)

Maybe when the Black-Trans-Disabled™ students return like the vultures swallows in the fall, we can meet beneath the Clock-Tower™ overlooking Red Square™ and share a celebratory micro-brewed beet-vodka toasting the newly mandated indoctrination sessions, where we will learn to recognize milla-aggressions to the nth degree!

p.s. We won't tell any of the others, but we both know that it has been Next Tuesday™ here since the Glorious Revolution of 1967!

Basking in Next Tuesday™realized!
(Wait, was that another Police Chief resigning?)
Your Komrade,
Grendelssohnovovich
TESC

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Grendelssohnovovich wrote:
Colonel 7.62 wrote:My dascha is in Olympia Collective, and I am currently undercover at The Evergreen State College.
Kolonel, Kolonel! Me too! Me too! (But don't tell anyone!)

Maybe when the Black-Trans-Disabled™ students return like the vultures swallows in the fall, we can meet beneath the Clock-Tower™ overlooking Red Square™ and share a celebratory micro-brewed beet-vodka toasting the newly mandated indoctrination sessions, where we will learn to recognize milla-aggressions to the nth degree!

p.s. We won't tell any of the others, but we both know that it has been Next Tuesday™ here since the Glorious Revolution of 1967!

Basking in Next Tuesday™realized!
(Wait, was that another Police Chief resigning?)
Your Komrade,
Grendelssohnovovich
TESC
Most equal comrade. This sounds like a heroic revolutionary plan, although I am currently present now, as I am not taking a decadent vacation. And yes, another neo-fascist pig has removed herself from the collective. (I'm having coffee with her tomorrow)

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The top image with a link to this thread is today's featured cartoon in the American Thinker, with over 90 comments.

https://www.americanthinker.com/cartoon ... 13_39.html

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Normal-size chairs are a microaggression, school warns

  • The New School in New York has published an extensive guide on “microaggressions” to warn students that such behavior can be “as damaging as ‘explicit' aggression.”
  • “Monuments, artwork, or portraiture in public spaces that are predominantly (often exclusively) white cisgender men and women,” for instance, are deemed "environmental microaggressions"
  • Professors who fail to ask students for their preferred pronouns, or who assign too many readings by "white cisgender men," are likewise considered guilty of micro-aggressing against students.

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Profs discover 5 new types of 'invisibility microaggressions'

  • In a recent study, two professors discovered a phenomenon they are calling "invisibility microaggressions," which occur when there are very few minorities in a given situation, even when nobody has personally offended anyone else.
  • To combat this new type of microaggression, they suggest deliberately honoring women of color with high-profile awards and requiring "multicultural competency" trainings for university staff.

In related news:

Invisible Woman Has Joined Marvel Heroes!

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Perhaps the title of the article should have been "Professors demand the return of 'Token Black' Status"


 
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