Glorious posters to support Venezuela's Democratic Socialism

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American workers and peasants! A danger is creeping over the beloved socialist government in Venezuela. A Yankee imperialist coup is about to overthrow their heroic leader, who has a unanimous support of all progressive celebrities and Democratic Socialists in the U.S. It compels us to produce these Party-approved slogans and visual agitation, to be printed in thousands of copies, displayed and chanted enthusiastically at Party-organized spontaneous rallies in your neighborhoods, schools, factories, and collective farms.

Comrades! Struggle to keep the countries of winning democratic socialism pure! Do not allow capitalism to destroy their hard-earned, hard-fought economic equality!

Who are we to impose our Western imperialist values on these suffering minorities? Their glorious Marxist leaders have all been democratically and unanimously elected by 150% of the people, with a 100% turnout. Remind yourselves that they are on the right side of history, and the Glorious Progressive World of Next Tuesday is just around the corner. It's simply taking a little longer than we had anticipated a hundred years ago.




KORREKTION: It appears that our agitprop artist has made a typo, misspelling "pure" as "poor." A swift investigation by a tribunal has determined that the error occurred while the artist, who is not a native English speaker, was taking our directions over an audio receiver. Rest assured that the guilty have been punished and the artist will never paint again on account of having his fingers broken during the necessary interrogation.

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Always just a little longer…

No worries, I will patiently wait until it finally comes!!

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Let's give credit where credit is due. North Korean artists have learned to publish gay porn disguised as patriotic visual agitation and propaganda.


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Our Venezuela poster is in today's American Thinker, with lots of comments: ... _1_41.html

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Venezuelan diet. Lose weight now, ask me how!

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Red Square wrote:It's simply taking a little longer than we had anticipated a hundred years ago.
Yes, that and the environmental disaster that's supposed to end life as we know it in "ten years." I'm in a purging mood, so who's to blame?

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Just so long as you don't binge on purging, you should be okay. You might want to stretch first, just to be safe.

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Democratic Socialism will cure ALL of society's ills. All the Venezuelan government has to do is throw more money at the problem. Just ask the Democratic Party here in the USSA! They've spent about $40 trillion since the mid-1960s and have "almost" cured poverty here in the USSA. All they need to do is throw another $30 trillion at the problem and poverty will be a thing of the past, as will capitalism.