Washington, DC -- The Republican Party officially announced its "Hitler-Hitler" presidential ticket this week at their national convention.  The party nominated its presidential candidate for this election year as "Literal Hitler," who then promptly announced the Vice-Presidential nominee as "Hillbilly Hitler."

GOP insiders are optimistic that this "forceful duo" and their platform will easily win the election this fall, which some are seeing as a referendum on stability and decency.

Literal Hitler's Chief of Staff, Adolf Hitler, gave a brief press conference outlining the party's roadmap.  Mr. A. Hitler stated "The Republican National Committee (RNC) has adopted a completely new party platform focused on fascism and the destruction of democracy.  And also bigotry.  And Christian Nationalism.  And the destruction of the economy and the middle class.  And no more affordable health care for anyone.  We haven't even thought up all the great stuff we're going to wreck yet, but when we do we'll add it to the list."

Literal Hitler, sporting a new Make America Fascist Again ball cap, announced shortly afterwards, "On day 1, I intend to become a complete dictator and start imprisoning my enemies.  Well, those that I can't have executed.  Have a nice day, ladies of The View..."

Washington, DC -- The Republican Party has officially announced that starting after the convention, party officials' children will wear official party uniforms and will begin to sell Hitler Youth Cookies at every polling center. Party members are encouraged to submit cookie designs..... 

Awww, swastika-shaped sugar cookies, how nice!

Are you guys the advance team for the DNC?

You seem to have their strategy down pat.

If you need me to help, drop me a PM -- @I_REALLY_HATE_AMERICA,

Just meet us in tractor barn #7.

... and enjoy one of the cookies.

When do we get to rip those Gay wraps off our police cars, man?

jackalopelipsky wrote: ↑

7/18/2024, 10:05 am

When do we get to rip those Gay wraps off our police cars, man?

Ha, yes - not compatible with Nazism.

Neither is Islam, but there are still "LGBQ-whatevers for Palestine"... strange bedfellows, eh?

Panem Et Circenses wrote: ↑

7/18/2024, 10:14 am

jackalopelipsky wrote: ↑

7/18/2024, 10:05 am

When do we get to rip those Gay wraps off our police cars, man?

Ha, yes - not compatible with Nazism.

Neither is Islam, but there are still "LGBQ-whatevers for Palestine"... strange bedfellows, eh?

"Not compatible"..?  Ever heard of Ernst Röhm and his homosexual-packed Brownshirts of the SA? He was very close to Hitler.

"Neither is Islam"...? 


Funny how Leftists who scream the loudest about Conservatives being Nazis have been the biggest Nazis in the USSA since WWII.






 

Colonel Obyezyana wrote: ↑

7/18/2024, 1:51 pm

Panem Et Circenses wrote: ↑

7/18/2024, 10:14 am

jackalopelipsky wrote: ↑

7/18/2024, 10:05 am

When do we get to rip those Gay wraps off our police cars, man?

Ha, yes - not compatible with Nazism.

Neither is Islam, but there are still "LGBQ-whatevers for Palestine"... strange bedfellows, eh?

"Not compatible"..?  Ever heard of Ernst Röhm and his homosexual-packed Brownshirts of the SA? He was very close to Hitler.


"Neither is Islam"...? 





Funny how Leftists who scream the loudest about Conservatives being Nazis have been the biggest Nazis in the USSA since WWII.






 

But wait…does this mean the jackalope is to seek Party Council counsel before ripping the gay wraps off police cars? What kind of Nazi’s are we? It’s like that “To Tell The Truth” tv drama game. “Will the real Adolph Hitler please stand up?” Like PamAlinsky asked…Literal Hitler…Hillbilly Hitler….we elected Indiamerican Hitler, Abraham George, to lead the MAGA Hitlers of Texazistan.

Will the real Adolph Hitler please identify yourself?
Which side would Adolph Hitler support in the Nazi War of abortion? What kind of Nazi, are you, comrade?