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Gretchen Whitmer's New Look

4/14/2025, 2:03 pm
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Comrades, when Michigan Governor Gretchen Whitmer went to the White House, she was met by a pack of press paparazzi and it was not without reason because Gretch was debuting her new look.

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No fashionista, Whitmer surprised all with a new look that she could wear anywhere, any time, and still keep her reputation as a ruthless harridan with an unquenchable thirst for power.

Here are just a few examples...

What better place to learn new ways to horn in on power?
What better place to learn new ways to horn in on power?

For inspiration, nothing beats a true landmark on the landscape of despotism.
For inspiration, nothing beats a true landmark on the landscape of despotism.

Asking for hot tips on keeping citizens in line.
Asking for hot tips on keeping citizens in line.

She was just there for the fight (and the all-you-can-eat buffet afterward).
She was just there for the fight (and the all-you-can-eat buffet afterward).

An invitation only event.
An invitation only event.

You never know whom you'll meet when getting back to nature.
You never know whom you'll meet when getting back to nature.

At least her face was warm.
At least her face was warm.

Sea Cow meets manatee.
Sea Cow meets manatee.

No danger of falling, she packed parachutes inside her slacks alongside her outer thighs.
No danger of falling, she packed parachutes inside her slacks alongside her outer thighs.
  
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4/14/2025, 2:17 pm
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I was just thinking about her today. Remember back in 2020 when they arrested those four guys for letting the FBI coerce and entrap them in a conspiracy to kidnap her?

The press was going on and on how this was dangerous terrorism blah blah blah. Nothing even happened. It was a couple guys planning something that was ridiculous and was never going to work, really just goofballs blowing off steam. They were wrong, but in the end they got in trouble over it and nobody got hurt.

Now, let's talk about how the press feels about this Luigi Mangione guy who actually snuck up to someone on the street and murdered them in cold blood.

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2025 ... -mangione/

I really don't understand why the press is so disliked and distrusted. (I know it's a real stretch to call her a 'journalist' but it's not just her.  'Journalists' at CNN and MSNBC also love this perp.)
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4/14/2025, 2:32 pm
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Panem Et Circenses wrote: ↑
4/14/2025, 2:17 pm
 I was just thinking about her today. Remember back in 2020 when they arrested those four guys for letting the FBI coerce and entrap them in a conspiracy to kidnap her?
No comparison.  

Whitmer, political monster  ≠  Lorenz, dingbat
 
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4/14/2025, 11:52 pm
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Kamrades, I always thought this would be Gretchen Whitmer's new look...
 
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4/15/2025, 8:14 am
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Binder Boy vs. Cap'n Crunch.
Binder Boy vs. Cap'n Crunch.
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4/15/2025, 8:16 am
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Kommissar Uberdave wrote: ↑
4/14/2025, 11:52 pm
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Kamrades, I always thought this would be Gretchen Whitmer's new look...
That look could easily apply to Whitmer or Hochul.

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4/22/2025, 10:44 pm
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"That look could easily apply to Whitmer or Hochul..."

Korrekt again Komrade Kolonel! They come in so many varieties.

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