Happy Father's Day to all the champion equal sires of the Kollecktive!

Comrade Red Square encourages fathers to tell Dad Jokes today but didn't say where, so here are a few...

Happy Father’s Day, Citizen-Comrades!

Today we honor the brave men who still identify as "Dad"—despite overwhelming pressure from the Ministry of Gender Fluidity and the Department of Emotional Re-Education.

These heroic figures once roamed freely—mowing lawns without permits, opening jars unaided, and teaching children how to question authority before it got you put on a list.

Let us celebrate the last surviving practitioners of toxic responsibility, cis-heteronormative wisdom, and manual labor without a feelings circle.

So fire up your grill (while it’s still legal), adjust that thermostat like a free man, and remember: Anyone can be a parent—but only a subversive relic of the pre-woke era dares to be a father.

And finally: He who controls the remote, controls the narrative.

Glory to the Fathers.
Stay strong. Stay sane. And keep the receipts.

Donated meme:

Oh, how bourgeois.