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Thanks for glorious news, Comrade Colonel! People's State-Run Dry Goods Store #86 has been giving me the "Supply Chain Issues" runaround for weeks when inquiring about such products!

By the way, why do you need SPONSOR? Are you in receipt of ill-gotten gains that need redistribution? if so, Do you have sufficient warm clothing? Just asking, for a friend...

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Ivan the Stakhanovets wrote:
2/21/2022, 11:02 pm
...why do you need SPONSOR?
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If Zampolit makes announcement, the science is settled. Advertising is then superfluous, except to know what is not in stock....

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Ivan the Stakhanovets wrote:
2/22/2022, 10:53 am
If Zampolit makes announcement, the science is settled. Advertising is then superfluous, except to know what is not in stock....
Everybody knows nothing's in stock until last Friday of the month when a whole month's quotas is filled in one day. Advertising simply helps move unwanted products excess inventory.



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‘pelipsky’s 18 wheeler is hooked on Trailer, Colonel O. The People’s Dry Goods delivery will make quota, for sure.

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jackalopelipsky wrote:
2/23/2022, 10:05 am
‘pelipsky’s 18 wheeler is hooked on Trailer, Colonel O. The People’s Dry Goods delivery will make quota, for sure.

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Headline on Capitalist American TV Show yesterday -

PUTIN CALLS THE WEST'S BLUFF!

Comrades, I think it unlikely but still distinctly possible that some of you may have missed "cold open" on - pffffft - capitalist American TV Show the Steve Bannon War Room -



Opening of otherwise disgusting capitalist show gloriously presents how far we have come in taking down not just smart-ass USA but western civilization itself! Is wonder to behold for first 6 minutes.

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R.O.C.K. in the USSA wrote:
2/25/2022, 12:48 pm
Comrades, I think it unlikely but still distinctly possible that some of you may have missed "cold open" on - pffffft - capitalist American TV Show the Steve Bannon War Room
Perhaps you'd care to explain why YOU were there.
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R.O.C.K. Comrade, ‘pelipsky’s mythical mind was electric voltage shocked, shocked! ‘pelipsky tells you, to be told by MSMDNC that attacking USSA’s President is a GLOBAL WAR against the USSA, itself. A GLOBAL WAR!!

The electric burn marks on ‘pelipsky’s head are so seared, fur may never return to luxurious glory.

shocking forelock tug,
‘pelipsky

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Colonel O, Direcktor of Headline revisionism into Current Truth, so there actually exists a Rule of Law?

As re-education specialist, ‘pelipsky must construct curriculum development ASAP. Otherwise, NewsMax will be held unaccountable for zero rule of law thinking about Tucker Carson.

Either Rule of Law is fixed, or all propaganda busts out on The Collective. That would be a bad lawless event!

!!!!

The Rule of Law must be fixed!

re-education forelock tug,
‘pelipsky

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Colonel Obyezyana wrote:
2/25/2022, 2:03 pm
Perhaps you'd care to explain why YOU were there.
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Comrade Colonel, while I - as always - admire your disloyalty to -spit- capitalist USSA and its various lackeys such as this Bannon, I am nevertheless shocked at your questioning of my presence on -spit- capitalist so-called "War" Room!

It is painful to be sure, but SOMEone must have bravery to observe enemy in their lair.

 

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R.O.C.K. in the USSA wrote:
2/27/2022, 12:08 pm
Comrade Colonel, while I - as always - admire your disloyalty to -spit- capitalist USSA
When the revolution goes sideways, counterrevolution is in order.
(and stop spitting in here: we just had the floor mopped)
 

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jackalopelipsky wrote:
2/27/2022, 11:31 am
so there actually exists a Rule of Law?
Of course, but it doesn't work if not followed or enforced.
 

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Colonel Obyezyana wrote:
2/27/2022, 1:10 pm
jackalopelipsky wrote:
2/27/2022, 11:31 am
so there actually exists a Rule of Law?
Of course, but it doesn't work if not followed or enforced.
 

You are so right. In ‘pelipsky’s on Russian Asset agitated life, it’s been continuous re-educative warning, “Hey, Collective, there are some rules around here that no comrade is paying attention to.”

At Post Sanity, Tucker would wear a Kafka Trapper hat (available at TPC People’s Store) and allow NewsMax to contribute to Kyle Rittenhouse’s “Media Accountably Program.”

Rule of Law is fixed at Post Sanity.

Re-education forelock tug,
‘pelipsky


 
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