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Comrade Hasan wrote:Ask and we'll give you the answer.

Well Comrade, you stuck your neck out.... Is the bailout necessary?

Consider your answer carefully.....

Komrades,

The glorious bailout was neccessary for Obamunism to come to fruition. Without it, confused kapitalists would be voting for a third Bush term, and the Great Leader would be selling his message of Hope alongside the traveling carnival that is circulating all 57 states as we speak!

Comrades! Workers and parasites of the glorious Soviet States of Amerika! Truly this bailout was necessary not only to prevent the progressive Democrat party from being exposed as economic meddlers who were sabotaging the system, but it was also needed so that our great and flawless bureaucracy could take control of the economy and begin the centralization needed to ensure that all Amerikans, no matter how old, or young, regardless of money, position, or need, will get the exact same treatment from banks, hospitals, secret police, and corrupt politicians! Er, excuse me, that last should be "progressive party elements." But no matter! Comrades! Friends and slaves of the dawning Socialist Amerika! We must count ourselves blessed by the Obamassiah that such a thing has occurred right when we needed it to cow the spineless voters who flip flop between parties depending on who has the better commercial! Without this bailout, McCain might very well have snookered them into believing that what America needs is not more government control to stifle creativity, production, and freedom, but instead would require the government to stop trying to dictate to money lenders that they must give loans to poor, drug-addicted persons who have never paid off a debt in their entire life, ever!

Truly, a glorious day! A Red Banner day for the proletariat! Let the vans roll and the Committee for State Security's Department of Homeland Security directorate begin to round up those who oppose such an illustrious and powerful new beginning for our attempts to crush individualism and freedom under the thumbs of totalitarian control!

The poliboro made it happen, therefore it was necessary. All this pseudo-intellectual rightist "knowing" and looking for "reasons" are a Distraction from the Real Issue ™.

Of course it was necessary! Surely you see that the proles must share in all aspects of their confinement. (Except for my hot tub, wodka, caviar and dacha full of imported Ukranian strippers... that the uh... Chosen One permists me because of my Peoples Academy doctorate... and a little trade thing I have worked out with the motor pool).

So far I have seen many comrades speaking out in favor of supporting the capitalist banking system that has helped to fund the rethuglican empire as if they had a personal stake in this recovery. Any more?