In a stunning development, the National Security Agency (NSA) reports that PRISM, the secret spy program that monitors all internet activity in the US and the world and stores all the data in acres and acres of massive super-cooled buildings somewhere in the desert, has uncovered an active ongoing plot by the NSA to use the PRISM program to monitor, spy on, and collect all the internet activity in the US.

The NSA is concerned that the newly discovered NSA PRISM program is to be used to launch an attack against the NSA and potentially undercut the efficiency of its PRISM program.

"This PRISM program shows just how important it is for our national defense to have the PRISM program," stated the NSA director.

"Without the PRISM program the NSA never would've been able to discover that the NSA has been actively plotting to attack the NSA with this scandal. This proves how effective the program is and why it's so vital for national defense," he said.

Official reports indicate that PRISM intercepted internet chatter about the PRISM scandal on various websites and e-mails, which it effectively stored, cataloged, interpreted, "rang the alarm in the night," and gave us timely warning of the threat to the NSA PRISM program.

"Incompetence of a few rogue agents are to blame for the news being leaked," the NSA director explained.

An internal investigation into the attack is underway.

Learn more at The Current Truth Network.

It's always wheels within wheels within wheels with spook organizations, Comrade.

Yes, I believe the Comrade has caught some of the mystery of our greatness.

Our NSA hard at work!

Another internal source has leaked the super-secret NSA PRISM logo. For pyramid eyes only.

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"Without the PRISM program the NSA never would've been able to discover that the NSA has been actively plotting to attack the NSA with this scandal. This proves how effective the program is and why it's so vital for national defense. PRISM intercepted internet chatter about the PRISM scandal on various websites and e-mails, which it effectively stored, cataloged, interpreted, 'rang the alarm in the night', and gave us timely warning of the threat to the NSA PRISM program.

Maybe it's the beet vodka but my head is spinning.

Thank goodness they're on our side!

Comrades, Sorry that I have been away but for the past few days, months, years.... time seems to have no more meaning..... But I have been evaluating countless hours of video of my self from hidden cameras I installed in my home to make sure I am not up to anything. Maybe a more effective means would be to just watch my mirror from here on out?

Chedoh wrote:Comrades, Sorry that I have been away but for the past few days, months, years.... time seems to have no more meaning..... But I have been evaluating countless hours of video of my self from hidden cameras I installed in my home to make sure I am not up to anything. Maybe a more effective means would be to just watch my mirror from here on out?

Welcome back Comrade Chedoh. Let me assure you that you look the same in real life as you do on our cameras. Your evenings are at times more interesting than is publicly known and we do advise that you cut down on those Belly-Buster Burgers. We know you would not want all of us to incur unnecessary health care expense on your behalf.

ThePeoplesComrade wrote:Let me assure you that you look the same in real life as you do on our cameras.

Wait a minute. THAT was HIM?!?

ThePeoplesComrade wrote: We know you would not want all of us to incur unnecessary health care expense on your behalf.

Comrade Comrade,
Comrade Chedoh's health care It is not a cost on 'us', it is from the government, therefore it is free.
The biggest question for me is how did Comrade Chedoh acquire these extra rations of 'Belly-Buster Burgers'?

What if I don't want to be seen?

My Our Glorious Heroic Peoples Revolutionary Kollectiv Absolutely Reassures Every Member Of Our Glorious Heroic Peoples Revolutionary Soviet that "No Such Roundabout Data Transfer Can POSSIBLY Occur!" [except by the Explicit Authorization of Our Betters Leaders in The Kremlin Our Heroic National Government! Which would Absolutely NOT Be Given (except under The Most Dangerous Possibly Dangerous The Most Some Possibly Unpleasant Embarrassing Circumstances!!!)]

This is nothing new. Big Kitty has been watching you for years.


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Accoustic_kitty

Chairman Meow,

Here is some additional information regarding Big Kitty. Finally an answer to those strange, inexplicable tail positions with which we are so familiar.

Dear Comrade Captain Craptek, this one resembles a pistol. Please delete this offensive representation immediately.

The Politburo has prepared a press release stating that this issue will be dealt with by creating another agency to deflect any and all future criticism of the mission and existence of the NSA. This is the official launch day of the new Collective Confusion Agency, which is a misnomer to Confuse the Collective, as it will be in truth, a confusion collection agency. The Chairman agrees that since the NSA has been overdoing it for so long, the data is unfathomable, and therefor Confusion is what's been Collected. So what is problem? Da; nyet? Collective has also been Confused for so long, every Comrade should have earned his and her MBA, (Masters of Bureaucratic Administration), by now.
So let's keep it up Comrades! Get back out there and Collect much more Confusion. Is what the People's Party thrives on, da?
After all; NSA is really just another high school clique on steroids.

It all comes together...

Comrades, our contacts at the distillery have identified an anomaly that may require data from surveillance... Comrade Che-doh resurfaces, and yet Krasnodar is nowhere to be seen...confessions may be phoned in...

Yes comrades, my period of "Self-observance" may be over... But now I wonder what I meant by that. At least there is a endless supply of tax payer money to assist me in my research. For the record those "Belly-Busters" were for the purpose of getting inside the mind of a rethuglican ghoul to better understand our enemy. Or was it? This message will be stored in my evidence database of myself. I've been data-mining me for a while, think I may be on to something.

The People should be mindful of what happens when those decide data requires crunching.

[color=#C0392B]Chedoh[/color] wrote:Yes comrades, my period of "Self-observance" may be over...

We've been observing you for a while...

How was the exercise yard?

When Che-doh crunches the numbers for his own datamining, are they baked to a delicate crunch, or quick fried to a crackly crunch? I need a jiffy lobo and a ration of vodka, this sobriety stuff is getting scary...

[color=#C0392B]Tovarichi[/color] soberly wrote:When Chedoh crunches the numbers for his own datamining, are they baked to a delicate crunch, or quick fried to a crackly crunch?

Chedoh wrote:Yes comrades, my period of "Self-observance" may be over... But now I wonder what I meant by that. At least there is a endless supply of tax payer money to assist me in my research. For the record those "Belly-Busters" were for the purpose of getting inside the mind of a rethuglican ghoul to better understand our enemy. Or was it? This message will be stored in my evidence database of myself. I've been data-mining me for a while, think I may be on to something.

Daisy,,,,,,Daisy...............giv...e....................................................

Captain Craptek wrote:Daisy,,,,,,Daisy...............giv...e....................................................

I'll take "Hal's Last Words" for $200, Alex.

Comrades, with NSA and PRISM Dear Communist Leader Obama will finally be able to ferret out the last vestiges of Americans who still cling to the anachronistic Constituion and the God-given freedoms it is supposed to protect. Soon these counter-revolutionaries will be hereded into FEMA camps! :-)

Comrades, since I'm new to this forum I wish one of you fellow Socialist Travelers will instruct me on how to put my picture with my user name, thanks. crazy-bizarre-Russia-24

Comrades, Josef Stalin would have been green with envy of the spy technigues that Obama has it his disposal. If the glorius Motherland had PRISM then the Soviet Union would still be here today. I need help comrades. I would like to post my picture with my username. Could someone instruct me how to do it.

Vladimir Puddin' wrote:I need help comrades. I would like to post my picture with my username.

The Party's invisible hand has just made your avatar miraculously appear in all your posts.

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Now you will have to learn to upload the images to the Cube instead of linking them from other sites.

Comrade Putout wrote:

[color=#C0392B]Chedoh[/color] wrote:Yes comrades, my period of "Self-observance" may be over...

We've been observing you for a while...

How was the exercise yard?

chedoh-in-prison.jpg

Comrade Putout,

I am seriously hoping that is NOT what I think it is on Comrade Chedoh's plate.

[color=#C0392B]Captain Craptek[/color] asked a most prudent question when he wrote:
Comrade Putout,

I am seriously hoping that is NOT what I think it is on Comrade Chedoh's plate.

Crappy you have made a discovery that will rock the gulag!

We tell everyone they are eating bear - the other white meat - and display this manipulated image in the mess hall...



But in reality it is as you have guessed...


So sleep tight tonight my dear Crappy and remember mommy loves you very much even though I tried to send you back to you father (The Sperm Donor) on more than one occasion.

(I did punch some holes in the lid!)



Vladimir Puddin' - welcome and aren't you the cutest little thing!


Well all right!
(Crappy you have a PM!)

just beat cat to death with shovel. No more spying on comrade cone.

Don't start a shovel fight ...[attachment=0]Shovel2.jpg[/attachment]... that you cannot win, Comrade!

Now in The Washington Times:

PRISM: NSA spying foils NSA plot to attack NSA

King of Islam O'Bama is pissed because Putin won't return the Transparency Leaker. During PBS special on Mt. Rushmore, O'Bama gets idea to invite Putin to see Mt. KissMyAssMore.