Tehran, Iran -- The Supreme Leader of Iran has declared "Opposite Day" after Iranian media and military commanders made several statements that seemed out of step with what is widely considered 'reality.'  The Iranian regime offered no further guidance, but it was assumed the following statements are covered in the 'Opposite Day" fatwa.

• There was little damage to three nuclear facilities struck by the US this week
  
• Iran will ‘annihilate’ the US and Israel
  
• No Israel-Iran ceasefire deal has been agreed to
  
• Iran will close the Strait of Hormuz
  

An Israeli spokesman, after being informed of their neighbor's declaration of Opposite Day, decided to act in accordance.  "Ah, yes.  Well, in that case: We look forward to a continuing peaceful relationship with Iran, as we have had for so many decades now."

Panem Et Circenses wrote: ↑

6/25/2025, 10:52 am

Tehran, Iran -- The Supreme Leader of Iran has declared "Opposite Day" after Iranian media and military commanders made several statements that seemed out of step with what is widely considered 'reality.'  The Iranian regime offered no further guidance, but it was assumed the following statements are covered in the 'Opposite Day" fatwa.

• There was little damage to three nuclear facilities struck by the US this week
  
• Iran will ‘annihilate’ the US and Israel
  
• No Israel-Iran ceasefire deal has been agreed to
  
• Iran will close the Strait of Hormuz
  

An Israeli spokesman, after being informed of their neighbor's declaration of Opposite Day, decided to act in accordance.  "Ah, yes.  Well, in that case: We look forward to a continuing peaceful relationship with Iran, as we have had for so many decades now."

Iran's reaction to your post:


Translation: "O falithful one, Allah will reward you for your honesty."
 

Er, maybe it's Opposite Week.

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2025/0 ... er-israel/

Most Equally Esteemed Comrade P.E.C.,

Snatching several GBU-57 MOPs from the belly of an airborne B-2 and harmlessly detonating them deep underground will certainly become the stuff of legends.  

Perhaps the epic battle could be described metaphorically thus:  Iran punched the USSA in the fist with their face repeatedly.  Iran might have even poked the USSA in the finger with their eye. Hard to tell really as the fight was over in short order.  

Good thing the Ayatollah cleared that up for everyone.  Some might have interpreted the facts differently.  Drawn the wrong conclusion.  Just to clarify, why was the Ayatollah in hiding while leading Iran to this great victory?  

Red Salmon

Red Salmon wrote: ↑

6/26/2025, 10:23 am

Snatching several GBU-57 MOPs from the belly of an airborne B-2 and harmlessly detonating them deep underground will certainly become the stuff of legends.  

Indeed.

 

Iran states they have destroyed 14 GBU-57 warheads and dares America to send more

Red Salmon wrote: ↑

6/26/2025, 10:23 am

Most Equally Esteemed Comrade P.E.C.,

Snatching several GBU-57 MOPs from the belly of an airborne B-2 and harmlessly detonating them deep underground will certainly become the stuff of legends.  

Perhaps the epic battle could be described metaphorically thus:  Iran punched the USSA in the fist with their face repeatedly.  Iran might have even poked the USSA in the finger with their eye. Hard to tell really as the fight was over in short order.  

Good thing the Ayatollah cleared that up for everyone.  Some might have interpreted the facts differently.  Drawn the wrong conclusion.  Just to clarify, why was the Ayatollah in hiding while leading Iran to this great victory?  

Red Salmon

You scooped the Bee,

https://babylonbee.com/news/ayatollah-c ... facilities