A new reality show is sweeping the nation, starring Hillary as Mme. Thénardier and the American people as a basket of deplorables. (The author of the image is unknown, h/t to Banafsheh for sharing it).

The theatrical trailer below comes from our friend and former Cubist Mr. Pinko, now of PolitOpinion.com.


 

Theme music for the show comes from our very own Groucho Marxist:

People's Karaoke: Deplorable



We're Deplorable
That's what we are
We're Deplorable
Tho' near or far
The thought of president Hillary
It does horrible things to me
Never I thought someone such a whore

We're Deplorable in every way
And forever more, that's how we'll stay
That's why Hillary, it's incredible
That someone who is so deplorable
Thinks that we are so deplorable too

We're Deplorable in every way
And forever more, that's how we'll stay
That's why Hillary, it's incredible
That someone who is so deplorable
Thinks that we are so deplorable too
 

Viva la révolution! (with basket O' deplorables)


 

 

Minitrue

Now I finally understand the meaning of Hillary's campaign logo


And one for the more fashion-conscious progressives who'd rather do their revolutions in style.


 

Minitrue

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I've seen this one make the rounds a couple times. With how much Clinton Cash she takes from the Saudis, and how much she's buddy-buddy with the muzzies I'd say this is a more accurate logo:



 

 

You're despicable, you're deplorable
I'm wild over despicable, deplorable you
You're punchable, so crunchable
And that's why I want you dead like I do
My heart's afire with hate's desire
And someday I hope that my dreams will come true
If it's permissible, it will be blissable,
To beat you, despicable, deplorable you.


On a side note, could this be the oldest song ever added to the People's Karaoke jukebox?
 

Comrade Stierlitz

You're despicable, you're deplorable
I'm wild over despicable, deplorable you
So that's where TIm Minchin got the idea for his "Inflatable You."


 

Comrade Stierlitz

You're despicable, you're deplorable
I'm wild over despicable, deplorable you
You're punchable, so crunchable
And that's why I want you dead like I do
My heart's afire with hate's desire
And someday I hope that my dreams will come true
If it's permissible, it will be blissable,
To beat you, despicable, deplorable you.


On a side note, could this be the oldest song ever added to the People's Karaoke jukebox?

That music puts me in the mood to watch the original King Kong movie!
 

#deplorablepride
 

 

Red Square

Comrade Stierlitz

You're despicable, you're deplorable
I'm wild over despicable, deplorable you
So that's where TIm Minchin got the idea for his "Inflatable You."
Absolutely deplorably hilarious! BwaaHaaHaa!
 

Red Square

Minitrue

Now I finally understand the meaning of Hillary's campaign logo


And one for the more fashion-conscious progressives who'd rather do their revolutions in style.



As Ann of the Thousand Days asked of her executioner, "I'm glad to die so my daughter can be Queen! But, does it hurt?"
 

Red Square

Theme music for the show comes from our very own Groucho Marxist:

People's Karaoke: Deplorable



We're Deplorable
That's what we are
We're Deplorable
Tho' near or far
The thought of president Hillary
It does horrible things to me
Never I thought someone such a whore

We're Deplorable in every way
And forever more, that's how we'll stay
That's why Hillary, it's incredible
That someone who is so deplorable
Thinks that we are so deplorable too

We're Deplorable in every way
And forever more, that's how we'll stay
That's why Hillary, it's incredible
That someone who is so deplorable
Thinks that we are so deplorable too

Groucho Marxist,
Once again you show us we are in the company of a master!
Awesome! Brilliant! Indefatigable! That's what you are!
 

OK, this is a long vid but relevant if you care to watch:


 

 

Here I was, just getting good at being a "bitter clinger" and now I have to start all over again...
 

Ivan the Stakhanovets

Here I was, just getting good at being a "bitter clinger" and now I have to start all over again...

Cheer up Ivan! Aspire to becoming the best "Deplorable Bitter Clinger" in the commune!
 

Best? NEVER!

I will however be the most EQUAL of all of my contemporaries...

and better than you and yours

so there
 

Ivan the Stakhanovets

Best? NEVER!

I will however be the most EQUAL of all of my contemporaries...

and better than you and yours

so there

Yeah! You tell 'em, Honey!
 

By popular demand, now in the People's Cube store:

Les Deplorables: now on shirts, posters, mugs, etc.

 

Comrade Red,
I dunno, maybe it's just my internet connection but, everything looks different! Not the same as it was last night. I already restarted. I'll do it again.

All periphery columns are missing. You know, the ones on either side of the Cube's format.

Are we being invaded?

For example, I can't go to The Mother Page or any other page. It does not appear as an option.
 

Pamalinsky

Comrade Red,
I dunno, maybe it's just my internet connection but, everything looks different! Not the same as it was last night. I already restarted. I'll do it again.

All periphery columns are missing. You know, the ones on either side of the Cube's format.

Are we being invaded?

For example, I can't go to The Mother Page or any other page. It does not appear as an option.

I'm not having the same problem. Probably isn't your connection. Try clearing your cache, there are plenty of tutorials for the browser you're using on the internet. Just search "How to clear cache on [Insert Browser Here]". I've had problems with the cache in the past, back when Youtube was in flash and not HTML5 like it is now sometimes the videos would not play at all and you'd have to go and clear your cache to make them play. And if you're wondering what the cache is, it's basically a place where your browser stores frequently-visited pages so they load faster and use less bandwidth. Browsers have gotten better so they don't have near as many problems as they used to, but nothing is perfect.

And then, there's always reloading the page a few times to see if the problem solves itself. And, of course, there's the immortal "Did you try turning it off and on?"