Here we go again,

How can we stand by and let this girl like the millions of others who have played doctor, get away with such a hateful choice in gaming? The girl and a number of her friends, decided they would play doctor in the quad area of their apartment complex in full view of 100's of adults. Somewhere near the central iron holiday pole, Ashley apparently touched a 4 year old somewhere near his pee pee and now is finally being charged with aggravated rape, sexual assault, and inappropriate horseplay. Even though Ashley (age 9) was well versed from our public school's curriculum in condom use, anal sex, and doggy style love, Ashley crossed the line playing doctor and needs to be taken down.

10-Year-Old Girl Accused Of Raping 4-Year-Old During Game Of ‘Doctor'

Call me "old fashioned", but it's about time the government finally comes down hard on this soon-to-be serial rapist. I mean, when we played doctor, it was always where the adults couldn't see us. We got our sick jollies, and were on our way after a few minutes of felonious behavior. Thank Lenin we all grew out of it by age 7 or so, but not Ashley. This sick and depraved 9 year old needs to be the poster child for Dear Leader's fight for the rights of the community. Many Hollywood elites like lady Gaga, Lil Wayne, Miley Cyrus and others came out in support of the government's intricate involvement in the personal lives of grade schoolers.


According to one apartment dweller who called the police and who viewed the action, "Ashley is just no damn good." Another man who delivers pizzas there regularly said, "I knew there was something wrong with that sick animal, I just couldn't put my finger on it." According to police reports, 2 days after the perverted event unfolded, officers arrived at Ashley's apartment, but she wouldn't behave and do what she was told. The Houston police swiftly sprang into action, handcuffed Ashley, and threw her into the back of their squad car en route to the County jail for close to a week before bail was set.

Ashley's attorney, Quannel X, spoke briefly to reporters, "We will take this all the way to The Supreme Court if necessary. Ashley needs help, not the mandatory 20 to life." Ashley's parents couldn't be located for comment. What the hell is this world coming to? We don't need a trial, it's obvious she is guilty. I hope she rots in jail for the rest of her miserable life.

Yes, Comrade Walrus, what is this world coming to when one degenerate child is singled out over another for punishment. I'll bet Ashley is black! And I'll add this - the 4 year old boy was probably an incipient, white, pedophile flasher attempting to lure little Ashley under the porch. Ah, yes...I can remember that time whe...never mind. Anyway, both creatures should have been aborted in the first place and we wouldn't be dealing with this idiocy now! FORWARD! - without thought or regret!

You know it Comrade Squirrel. With an attorney who goes by the name Quannel X, I'm thinking you are on to something there with the racism angle. The aborted fetuses would have been a much wiser decision, just think, another Bradley Chelsea Manning show trial coming up. My guess is little Ashley will claim she's really a he, and the whole thing was a gay love triangle . . . case closed, no one guilty here.

Quannel X would do well to argue that the entire event was misinterpreted by the spying nosey observant neighbor. This was obviously not playing "doctor" because under ObummerTaxCare there will be no doctors. These The Children of the Kollektive™ must have been playing "TSA Airport Security," in which case, they should be applauded for engaging in games which demonstrate aspirations to join The Party™ as productive drones citizens. That they were groping playing in full view of the complex further supports the TSA role-playing scenario.

The unstated crime is the non-unionized and unlicensed private practice of medicine in direct violation of all that Dear Leader (PBUH) has mandated as counter to his glorious decree of reform in the Affordable Health Care Act. Does this child have parents that allow such? Where is her appointed state caretaker?

At least the three young-persons-of-yet-to-be-declared-gender are playing with an Official Obamacare Playset. Note the headband worn by the happy state-provided doctor.

Comrades, do you see where this sort of thing left unpunished goes....

I maybe forced to put on my Judging robe and make decision. . . . THIS IS A RIGHTWING CONSPIRACY TO INFECT THE CHILDREN.

We all know it is up to Liberals ONLY, like Teddy Kennedy, Anthony Weiner, Bill Clinton, Eliot Spitzer, Bob Filner and all the others, to be touching pee pees!!!! GUILTY!! Off to the Obama's Reeducation Camp Of Liberal Polices!!!

Comrade Fraulein, it would be glorious to see you in your robes again! I fact, it would be glorious to see you out of them too, but that's an entirely different story that doesn't belong in a thread about playing doctor. Or maybe it does. Hmmm.

At any rate, something must be done - whether these children were playing Doctor or TSA Airport Security, I believe it's clear that they weren't full licensed and accredited by the federal government to do so. Show Trial!!

R.O.C.K. in the USSA wrote:Comrade Fraulein, it would be glorious to see you in your robes again! I fact, it would be glorious to see you out of them too, but that's an entirely different story that doesn't belong in a thread about playing doctor. Or maybe it does. Hmmm.

Dear Comrade R.O.C.K., the Fraulein has so many, many duties redistributing The Peoples Wealth to the more worthy, it is impossible to find time for Judging. I on occasion, due force myself to join the Upper- hierarchy to look down upon... to Judge those who need judging.

I will promise to do more of my judgely duties, as time permits -- Obama knows there are many IRS victimsscandals who need to be jailed.

Here is my most recent, updated accurate photo as I was about to go about Judging.

Is the above image the one that inspired the "paper bag" series of jokes when I was a pup? (apologies to those not understanding my reference - it's prudent that I withold further clarification)

Comrade Squirrel,


For the life of me I can't figure out the paper bag reference. Since we grew up stinking drunk on vodka 24/7, I'm trying to pull an image from the memory banks which required a bag? Oh wait, there was that one time when the vodka hadn't fully kicked in yet.....I see your point!

Red Walrus wrote:Comrade Squirrel,


For the life of me I can't figure out the paper bag reference. Since we grew up stinking drunk on vodka 24/7, I'm trying to pull an image from the memory banks which required a bag? Oh wait, there was that one time when the vodka hadn't fully kicked in yet.....I see your point!

Comrade Walrus,

You've sustained moderate loss of RAM due to vodka overdose...Your memory banks have dredged up an image requiring a 9 x 12 drop cloth.

My goodness Comrade Squirrel, the 9'x12' would of came in handy. Thank Lenin the boys and I had our reserve vodka and a 5 gallon bucket of flour.