Comrades.

Not unlike Duncan, Oklahoma, where unsupervised animals are roaming the streets aimlessly, attacking people indiscriminately and without provocation, we now have another such example in the glorious People's City of Detroit.

Bloomberg reports that about 50,000 dogs have taken to the streets of Detroit....

"One officer in the Police Department's skeleton animal-control unit recalled a pack splashing away in a basement that flooded when thieves ripped out water pipes. “The dogs were having a pool party,” said Lapez Moore, 30. “We went in and fished them out.”

A dog-gone pool party, comrades. Can you believe it? And I was not even invited. I have heard it through credible sources at MSNBC that none other than The People's very own Laika The Space Dog may have been the host of this wet orgy of animalistic fun, but that rumor has yet to be validated.

The feral dogs have taken to the streets to flee from the Squatch Cat of Detroit.
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nat ... e/2694721/

El Presidente wrote:
Comrades.

Not unlike Duncan, Oklahoma, where unsupervised animals are roaming the streets aimlessly, attacking people indiscriminately and without provocation, we now have another such example in the glorious People's City of Detroit.

Bloomberg reports that about 50,000 dogs have taken to the streets of Detroit....

"One officer in the Police Department's skeleton animal skeleton-control unit recalled a pack splashing away in a basement that flooded when thieves ripped out water pipes. “The dogs were having a pool party,” said Lapez Moore, 30. “We went in and fished them out.”

A dog-gone pool party, comrades. Can you believe it? And I was not even invited. I have heard it through credible sources at MSNBC that none other than The People's very own Laika The Space Dog may have been the host of this wet orgy of animalistic fun, but that rumor has yet to be validated.

Comrade El Presidente,

I have corrected the typo in your story and provided proof of animal skeleton control when properly executed.

Comrade Craptek, have you been on diet? You must eat more beets.

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Photo snapped one second too soon... thank Lenin!

R.I.P. El Presidente

That is so wrong, Putout.

Obviously Leader Obama is not the only one fond of dog meat.