In memory of John Gruber Brown, fiery-eyed pro-slavery to the State catalyst of the civil war that finally enshrined the promise of the Progressive plantation. Even in untimely accidental death he served the State with heroic distinction!



He was truly our most expendable apparatchik.

Jonathan Gruber's finding out what it means to live in his ideal world where political expediency trumps everything. With friends like democrats who needs enemies? RIP Gruber. They hardly knew ye.

Queen Nansky like John Gruber Brown and demonstrate nice karate chops at same time:


Proud of deception over evil rethuglicans. Pay John Gruber Brown almost $400K of Other Peoples Money as gratitude. Now Fearless Leader BO say John Gruber Brown not part of. This comrade very confused.

Must go back to shovel and dig.

What's in a name? Gruber - Grouper - both have big mouths and Nansky never heard of either one of them. Good thing amnesia is covered under O'Care.

Captain Craptek wrote:What's in a name? Gruber - Grouper - both have big mouths and Nansky never heard of either one of them. Good thing amnesia is covered under O'Care.

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So are mental disorders.........

Who are you comrades talking about? I've never heard of him.

Unless he's on some MTV reality show or he posted a selfie of his bare butt on Twitter, then I don't know who he is or why I should even care.

Comrades, please note,
The Commisarka knows who I am, though I have never appeared on a reality show or posted a photograph of my butt (bare or otherwise) on Twitter. Our relationship is purely professional, I grow and ferment beets, she swings the shovel.

Thanks.

Commissarka Pinkie wrote:Who are you comrades talking about? I've never heard of him.

Unless he's on some MTV reality show or he posted a selfie of his bare butt on Twitter, then I don't know who he is or why I should even care.

Commissarka Pinkie, Jonathon Gruber Brown is a fictional character who was, thankfully, symbolically executed by The Party™ hierarchy, once his 'death' became politically expedient and necessary for propaganda purposes.

He never existed and, as such, nothing he ever said was of any import. His ignominious 'death' was all part of advancing the narrative.

Let not your heart be troubled. The Party™ is in control.

We've already started airbrushing him out of all the Party's " Who's Who " photos.



" Alas ... poor Gruber ..... we've............. never heard of him. "

Nothing to see here

John Gruber Brown died that Healthcare might be free!
John Gruber Brown died that Healthcare might be free!
John Gruber Brown died that Healthcare might be free!
His lies go marching on!

Jake Tapper is a very very bad man. I hope Obama Grubers him good and hard. Whatever that's supposed to mean. It sounds sick and painful; Grubered. Is getting Grubered a physical act? Actually it sounds like prison sex. Probably right up Obama's alley, come to think of it. Might be the only good thing in Obama's future, getting Grubered.

I think that being "Grubered" means that somebody carried out an extortion threat. I'm thinking that the Grubmeister decided that he wasn't being paid handsomely enough and so released, over a period of weeks, embarrassing evidence of the administration's deceit. Gruber is, essentially, insignificant and will be forgotten in a couple of years, but he'll be very rich. Not a bad gig, really.

Yes, well if you ask me, Dear Leader (AP&PBUH) has allowed his minions to commit the colossal error of NOT "erasing" the "hired help" after they've helped to formulate a diabolical plan. Standard protocol in the Saddam administration (I as rewarded handsomely for that innovation)

I TOLD the Secret Service to put down plastic in the Oval Office on Gruber's last visit and lend me a suppressed Glock.

They claimed they could not. Because of "budget cuts" they could not afford the plastic, or the bullet!

Damned RethugliKKKans! How are we supposed to govern effectively without proper funding!

Which reminds me...

We in the Inner Party are kurrently working on an historically diabolical plan. I possess a komission to recruit some of the "new blood" -- as it were -- who have recently joined the Cube to collaborate on this most auspicious endeavor.

Those interested will find the compensation package most remunerating, say six-digits, possibly seven or more with an Ivy League degree?

Those interested, please step into my office..... Oh, please... do not concern yourselves with the plastic sheeting on the floor. I have painters coming round this afternoon to add another coat.

You may fill out these confession application forms, and we will start right away.

What? Oh please do not bother with all the fine print, dear boy! It is all standard boiler plate stuff, wot? You know: non-disclosures, permissions for credit and background checks, rights to first born, etc. etc. Seriously, just sign at the bottom so that we can get started.... That's a good man!

He will be missed.