Mick Jagger Changes Lyrics to Promote Algae for Fuel

Inspired by President Obama's vision of future cars getting three thousand miles to a gallon on gas made from algae, sympathetic rock and roller Mick Jagger has changed the lyrics to one of his most famous songs, Angie.

The People's Cube has obtained exclusive rights to publish the new copy prior to a formal recording session for the masses:



Algae
(Formally known as "Angie")

Algae, Algae, you're not the scum that you appear
Algae, Algae, soon you'll be able to drive me from here

Your not just scum in the moat
Soon you'll power my car and the boat
All we have to do is refine
But Algae, Algae
some still think you're just still slime
Algae, you're beautiful, don't give those folks the time
Algae, and remember everything is on the taxpayers dime

Used to think you scummed up the fish tank
But now you're money in the bank
Let me sing it from here
Algae, Algae
soon our energy troubles will disappear

Oh, Algae from the pond, the frogs will miss you when you're gone
They'll have sadness in their eyes
But Algae, Algae
ain't it time to say goodbye

You're not just scum in the moat
Soon you'll power my car and the boat
All we have to do is refine
And Algae, Algae
everything is on the tax payer dime
 

Great reporting, Commodore! Hope you don't mind me adding an illustration to your post. It has been lovingly created by our Department of Visual Agitation.

To be precise, it was made in North Korea where we currently outsource our projects due to favorable economic climate created by cheap slave labor. Our socialist comrades there beat America in preparing educated workforce and then they put that workforce in hard labor camps where it toils for the common good fulfilling our orders. What's not to like?