Comrades, Elites and lowly proles:

I am once again, being your most loyal Frau, find myself obligated to disclose, announce and denounce that yet more of dear leaders Top Secret Secrets have been exposed to the burning light of destructive daylight. Some yet to be pointed to, an anti- Obama racist, has blathered his mouth about dear leader listening into to the conversations of our enemy, which is of course, necessary to protect the peoples!

These enemies would be: Tea peoples, racist white Conservatives, ex-military killers with their guns, NRA members supplying weaponry to wee tots, Rethuglicans and all other enemies of the Obama State, who and which must be monitored for the safety of all, as well as for the betterment of the betters. Dear leader must do this so that equality, fairness and safety can be redistributed to some!!

We cannot disregard the previously disregard but must go on full assault to win another "Victory of Silence"(bumper sticker will most likely be available at the Peoples Breast Exam & Quick Lube Center a week from next Tuesday)

We must deny as dear leader has denied! Dear leader spoke nothing, saw nothing and heard nothing! We, the peoples Peoples, must show that we no nothing with the best of those who know nothing! WE KNOW NOTHING.... and if we did, what difference does it make?!!

Carry on...

I would like to point out that this now widely disseminated (by evil and disgusting Teabaggers and Rethuglikkkans) photo of Dear Leader was taken while he was preparing for his weekly Jiffy-Lobo™...

I still say it and believe it to the bitter (clinger) end...

"NOBODY knows less about anything important than Barack Hussein Obama!"

FLOORWARD!

And as the shrugging fourth monkey said, "S**t happens".