Obama Was Not Born In U.S.

Proof: Family photos.



And on Page 2...


 

What exciting and striking photos of Commissar Beloved Leader! (Ummm, please remind me - which images exactly are Dear Leader and which are His family members?)
 

Comrade Apparatchik,

In Mother Russia, positive identification is obtained by examination of the ears.
Although, in this case, it would be very time consuming, it is possible. The photos on the right have bigger ears, but not by much.
 

And this should concern me because?
 

Correct identification is necessary to separate out the false positives to identify the real Dear Leader.
 

General Confusion

Correct identification is necessary to separate out the false positives to identify the real Dear Leader.
Um, I think I get it...We need a true negative! Right? Ha! No false positives here! Bingo! We got ourselves a true negative!

Yay! Onward and downward, Comrades! For the good of "the people," of course.