Obama Was Not Born In U.S.



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In Mother Russia, positive identification is obtained by examination of the ears.
Although, in this case, it would be very time consuming, it is possible. The photos on the right have bigger ears, but not by much.






General Confusion
Correct identification is necessary to separate out the false positives to identify the real Dear Leader.Um, I think I get it...We need a true negative! Right? Ha! No false positives here! Bingo! We got ourselves a true negative!
Yay! Onward and downward, Comrades! For the good of "the people," of course.