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Occupussies Need Magic Organic Bean$!

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Motto: "WANT IS WEALTH
POVERTY IS PROSPERITY
SQUALOR IS LUXURY"


Since the “Occupussies” have no idea how economies work, and only understand the “science” of Anthropogenic Global Warming, our next wealth redistribution scheme plan will be easy to implement.

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That's right, tovariches! Magic Organic Gaia-Friendly Bean$. In their own recyclable pot. I have already sold several thousand of them to our “Parasites on Parade” Whining Smelly Hypocritical Adult Babies Pot Smoking Beer Guzzling Flatulent Reeking Stoners Sh!t-In Schmoozers Ignorant Products of Indoctrination Fabulous Freedom Protestors, explaining as I wave my arms, pointing at the local shops, "How do you suppose all these Evil KKKapitOlists got their money and their stuff?

They grew Magic Beans. Money doesn't grow on trees, it grows from beans! That's why it's green! But these Magic Organic Gaia-Friendly Money-Making Bean$ are better than the Evil KKKapitOlist Money-Making Beans, 'cause they're Magic Organic Gaia-Friendly Bean$! Plant these Magic Organic Gaia-Friendly Bean$ in their Gaia-Friendly Recycled pseudo-plastic pot (What's that? No, Baby Huey, you can't smoke these pots) and leave them next to you as you Occupy Wall Street!

The best part is… You make your own fertilizer! The Power to make Bean Buck$ lies Within You! Feed them! Pet them! Pray to them! Just make sure to lift up your best prayers to Dear 0'Leader. Then in the spring, you can transfer them to your favorite fecund body-part, and watch the money grow! Peel it from your ‘Pit!" (Brad Pitt was there and perked up at that.) "Pocket it from your Pee-Pee! Liberate it from your Labia! Pass it from your A- No, we won't go there! Then you can get newer, better, shinier, sparklier, noisier iPhones and iPads! Oh, did you Google that the New iPhone 5 and the New iPad 3 will be here just in time for your Crop of Ca$h? You can go to your local Occupied Apple Store and pick them up FOR FREE if you have Magic Organic Money-Making Gaia-Friendly Bean Buck$!"

It's truly terrific, tovariches! Our Flea Partiers thoroughly Indoctrinated Useful Idiots Superbly Educated Brave Freedom Protesters believe the schtick know the science is real! After all, I made a video using The Voice Of Authority™ and showed them. They don't all have cash (not that that's worth much anymore anyway, but keep those printing presses churning it out), but they almost all have iPods, iPhones, laptops, iPads, and various and sundry other Tech Toys – or at least Starbucks lattes and Che Gourmet pizzas. (Spieling and shilling for The Kollektiv make me thirsty and hungry.) The booty is bounteous! Viva The 99%™!

Oh – All proceeds not eaten go to The Kollektiv, of course.

An added bonus: By the time the beans supposedly produce the cash, not only will We be completely impregnable and unreachable by the proles within our Secret Bunker (reference Krasnodar's post elsewhere on the site), but our Kollektiv will be so flush with stuff that The Progressive World Of Next Tuesday™ will Spontaneously Generate with the Age of Aquarius in Harmonic Convergence!

Actually, Our Impregnable Secret Bunker is in no danger from the Occupussy sheeple Protestors because my spiel contained an escape clause: If the Magic Organic Money-Making Gaia-Friendly Bean Buck$ don't grow , it's because the Occupussies don't have ($hhhh)it in them to make Bean Buck$! And as we all know (for we have made them so), they're too dumb and disorganized loyal and peaceful to come after us anyway.

Grok it, Brothers and Sisters!

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Must. Acquire. Magic Organic Gaia-Friendly Beans.


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Careful comrades, this prole has a pair handcuffs AND HE KNOWS HOW TO USE THEM!!!

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Speaking of what's going down, this piece of work will probably need a second flush.

( I bet the cops are having anxiety attacks after watching this guy's video..... YIKES ! )


[img]images/clipart/Prog_On.gif[/img] How marvelous ! A true liberal revolutionary spirit !

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Red Rooster:

This is a blatant plagiarization of the video I sent to Hillary Duff and Wanda Sykes about what would happen to them if they ever again step into one of my private conversations to give me a political correctness lecture. So far it's been very effective, and I expect that this socialist revolutionary's video will have a similar effect on the Oakland Police thugs. They will be cowering in their donut shops.

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Somebody should be there with a video camera when this guy tries to slap those 'cuffs
on a New York City cop.

Now that would be what I'd call entertainment !

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This just in – Word is that the Magic Organic Gaia-Friendly Bean$ are a very hot item and Occupussies are starting small turf wars over them as they are stolen and stolen back in a repeating frenzied cycle, ad nauseum.

Poop is what puts the "ick" in organic.

Imagine the possibilities that Comrade Alinsky could have achieved with these Magic Beans. Saul Alinsky 1964 Chicago Shit-In

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An " Organically - Grown " label assures the consumer that their food is fertilized with UNPROCESSED, NATURAL CRAP from farm workers instead of the regular steer manure and nutrient chemicals that regular prole food is grown with.


" Don't think green......THINK BROWN !" or perhaps " Get down with the brown"Something like that.

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Because our beloved administration is up to their eyeballs in it.

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Krasnodar! I do believe you've been peeking and poking at the Dear 0'Leader Teleprompter talking points and briefings! Both "Don't think green......THINK BROWN !" and "Get down with the brown" are precisely the slogans being sh!t-kicked around the Crap White House, to replace "We Can't Wait!™". They're being sent up by Administration organic-gas inflated trial balloon tomorrow.

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byteshredder wrote:Imagine the possibilities that Comrade Alinsky could have achieved with these Magic Beans. Saul Alinsky 1964 Chicago Shit-In
ByteShredder - No BS! It's said that comrade Alinsky was a real gas windbag. His stench was stronger than that of TWO merely mortal men.


 
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