Your glorious Incarnadine Trapezoidal Leader and People's Director has been invited to speak the Current Truth to oppressed residents of Lehigh Valley this Friday, Feb.4 2011. Those who live in the vicinities are required to attend the agitation and propaganda session at 7pm (bring your own beets). We will tell you what to think. See directions below.

The visit has been preceded by three consecutive radio interviews on a local Clear Channel radio station, WAEB AM790, with Bobby Gunther Walsh, on Monday, Tuesday, and Wednesday (tomorrow) at 8:45am.

See the announcement here -

LEHIGH VALLEY PROJECT 9-12 TEA PARTY GROUP

The local Tea Party blog also has a good announcement - https://lvtp912.blogspot.com/2011/01/fe ... oviet.html


Date and Time
Friday, Feb 4th
7:00PM

Location
Charles Chrin Community Center of Palmer Township
4100 Green Pond Rd
Easton, PA 18045
610-252-2098

How to find us
"Enter through building on Rte. 22 side and turn left at first corridor. Our room is about half way down on the left hand side."

Price
$1.00 per person to pay for the room

Glorious! Don't forget to take your papers with you...

Glorious congratulations are in order, comrade. I am certain that your definitive musings regarding everything from the well deserved Dear-Leadercare healthcare waivers afforded our heroic Union leaders and close Politico's of Dear Leader to the out-group homogeneity bias that burns this country like a furious and fiery jock itch will be most worthy of attending. It is indeed a proud and momentous occasion. YA pozdravlyayu vas!

Unfortunately, as I live in the Peoples Яepublic of Кalifornia, I will not be able to attend.

Thanks for the memories, Rooster! For those not familiar with the Mother tongue, it says:

I told you everything was cheap and the USSR and state-subsidized! And sexy to boot! Perhaps nostalgic progressives could be aroused by this packaging design if we start manufacturing it here, no?

Hmmm, well as long as attendance is mandatory I guess I'll have to be there.

(heh, photos will be taken for the purpose of extortion)

What?!? The title said "Soviet Papers", that's it I am going to sue the Factory of Rubber Goods for aggravational organ disorder!

Yeah, that paper wrapping is so sexy, "Hey Natasha, right there next to the paper bag... yeah that's it... now the paper bag please."

"Hmmmmm... hmmm... hm.. hmmmm..."

Local snow removal corps will keep me here Red. I'll have to hear it from the local Progressive Media outlet.

I would love to go to Pa. unfortunately there is 6 ft. of snow on top of the only exit. What really worries me is I only have a few dozen cigars left.


I neither confirm or deny the existence of a bunker.

Is that a rolled-up red headscarf on the table below the phone? And whose shovel is that racked so neatly by the bunker bunk? NO, PINKIE, NO! NOT WITH MAKSIM! YOU KNOW HOW IT IS WITH ARTISTS!!

Put a lid on it, Betinov (oh wait, you already have one). At least now I know why Maksim is a Superkommissar. Hubba hubba!

He is, the most interesting man in the world.

(Stay thirsty my friend)

I don't know which response is more disturbing....

I'm with the brain...

I can't help it, comrades. I have a thing for men in uniform--oddly enough, the same thing Valerie Jarrett has for men in uniform.

Speaking of which, Maksim dahlink--be a dear and bring me a fresh glass of vodka, won't you?

Red Square wrote:We will tell you what to think.

We need that comrade. Here in Pennsylvania we bitterly cling to our guns and groundhog superstitions instead of listening to our enlightened leaders. Re-education we need, yes.

Friday I hope to strap on my budenovka and brave the elements to listen to you utter the Current Truth. Out decadent inner capitalist needs the purging that you can provide.

And linking to our poor unworthy blog has sent our visit hits soaring into the low double digits! We shall be eternally grateful.

I shall now report to the Karl Marx treatment center for further re-education.

Excellent! Another prole to re-educate....
Welcome Message To New Thoughtcriminals
Orientation Training For New Thoughtcriminals

Pinkie! Put down the vodka we have guests. Whoopie wipe that beet pie off your face.

What? Oh, o.k. but only for this special occasion.... brb...

Welcome RedWayne, I look forward to meeting you.

Rooster, that's not beet pie, it's lipstick. You know how Pinkie gets when she's been drinking.

(ducking just in time as a shovel whizzes past his head)

Comrade Whoopie,

Care and feeding of Red Square:

Skip the vodka and make sure you have a bottle of Brandy on hand, and at all costs, make sure you keep him away from any casinos. Oh, and keep plenty of ashtrays around the house. He paces while he smokes.

No, I'm kidding--about the pacing, that is.

Welcome RedWayne.

For a Prog, this is like a call to Mecca to hear the Word of the Prophet.
I am on my way Peoples Director! Peace be upon him.
Nothing will stop me from attaining my next level of Chakra.
I hope it has a happy ending.

Thanks Leninka, I knew I forgot something, the brandy. I got the rest of the stuff on his list though...beer, snacks, 20 cartons of Marlboros, morphine, a tall blonde "escort" with big hooters...

Actually my place is some distance out of the way from where he'll be speaking so I put him up in a motel closer to the venue.

It is most unfortunate that all countries are not equal. We Canukistanians just can't win for losing. <<sigh>> One day .. when the world of next Tuesday arrives... all countries will be equal and we too will have Squares of the Red persuasion to speak to us.

In the mean time, I have been assured that I do not have to think anyway; no matter what The Party ™ tells me to think about not thinking.

Dearest Comrades,——

What wonders I have seen, and what marvelous things I have heard, I cannot relate in this brief Note; I have seized but a few moments to tell you only that I call you to memory often, and as often wish that you could be by my side.

The People's Director is the most remarkable man I have ever met. I have been most of the day in his society; nor can I conceive a more profitable manner of spending my time: For his conversation is an academy of philosophy, and I willingly make myself his disciple. I tell you only the truth, dearest comrades, when I say, that the wonders I have seen are as nothing to the wonders I have heard. And were you by my side I could tell you of other wonders as well: wonders which may not be named in this post, but might only be whispered in confidence, with the door bolted against interruption. Dearest comrades! Forgive me the obscurity in which I veil my thoughts, and know that I would be candid, were candor consistent with prudence.

Now I must go: For this evening Red Square dines with us, and a few others whose names you might know from the blog. With haste, but with undiminished affection, I am, &c.

Comrade Whoopie

(special thanks to Dr. Boli for helping me compose this)

Comrade Whoopie wrote:Dearest Comrades,——

What wonders I have seen, and what marvelous things I have heard...

The People's Director is the most remarkable man I have ever met...

We poor humble Pennsylvanians breathlessly await his address to the masses tonight!

Leninka wrote:Comrade Whoopie,

Care and feeding of Red Square:

Skip the vodka and make sure you have a bottle of Brandy on hand, and at all costs, make sure you keep him away from any casinos. Oh, and keep plenty of ashtrays around the house. He paces while he smokes.

Comrade Leninka knows of what she speaks......