Just when we thought the Dictator-in-Chief could not be more outrageous, he has exceeded our worst nightmares with his imperialistic designs.  It's time to protest.  It's time to make a statement.  It's time to purchase your "Gulf of America" apparel.

What better way to Resist™ than with your spiffy Gulf of America t-shirt, hoodie, coffee mug, or sticker while sneering contemptuously?  Enjoy the rush of self-satisfied intellectual superiority knowing that your MAGA neighbors are too dense to comprehend your sophisticated sarcasm.

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Yours in the Struggle for the Greater Good™,

Komissar al-Blogunov

Thank you to the dozens, hundreds, thousands of comrades who have purchased their ironic protest apparel to show their solidarity with the Toiling Masses™.

We have this testimonial from a satisfied angry customer:

Dear Komissar,

Thank Lenin for your amazing t-shirt!  I'm now angrier than ever and I can enjoy the natural high of making the world a better place by wearing my historic Gulf of America t-shirt while screaming profanities at my MAGA neighbors.  Of course, they're too stupid to understand the irony.  This means I get the added satisfaction of shaking my head and face-palming about their ignorance to my progressive friends.  I haven't been this happy to be continuously outraged since 2016!  I'm only 40 and too young to work, so I'm going to ask my mom to buy more of these sick shirts for my friends.

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Google Maps has capitulated to the demands of the fascist Trump administration without a fight.  If Google won't stand up for the oppressed, we will.  If Google won't stand up for marginalized bodies of water, we will.  If Google won't defend the victims of cultural appropriation, we will.

So purchase your Gulf of America Ironic Protest Apparel, and report to Tractor Barn #2.

We will march to the Google headquarters in Mountain View, California, and stage a massive sit-in.  When the techies at Google learn to fear the People's Cube™ more than they fear the Trumpsters, then we will see progress.

Need motivation?  Look at this image and seethe with anger over this latest outrage:

Angry now?  Then let's take action for the Gulf.  For the planet.  For the Children™!