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Party Announces Forthcoming Obamacare Composite Model

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Dear Comrades,

Sources within the White Fortress have informed numerous Party members that the young woman portrayed on the Obamacare website reflects Comrade Party Chairman and Future President Barack Barackovich Obama's preference for composite women (prior to his marriage to Comrade Chairwoman Michelle Fraserovna), and that the image is made up from nearly a dozen different photos of American women.

Her recent removal from the website is in preparation for another composite model. Whereas, the previous model was made up of images of Young Socialists of the age of indoctrination, the next image will include more experienced Party members.

Some officials within the Department of Mandatory Health and Compulsory Human Services have stated that agitational propaganda artists in the Department are now working with photos of Comrades Valerie Jarrett, Hillary Clinton, Kathleen Sebelius, Janet Napolitano, Anita Dunn, Elizabeth Warren, Eric Holder and George Stephanopoulos. Those who have seen the work so far have said that the new composite women will be even more attractive and inspiring than the previous younger composite model.

The use of composite models not only allows more people to relate to the models, who are indistinct in identity, but helps those with severe emotional problems to form attachments that they normally cannot form with other human beings. We must also remember the Party axiom that we are no one until we are everyone.

Composite models encompass all the workers and peasants of the USSA! Obamacare is real healthcare for real people!


Faithfully submitted to the Collective of the People's Cube,
Comrade Nomenklatura-climber
Dialectical Progressivism Translator

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Who is Kommisar of Platitudes and Emotional Slogans? I would file a motion that "Glitch Girl Is Me" be added to our t-shirt and bumper sticker line at the next committee moot.


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More precisely... WE ARE ALL OBAMA'S COMPOSITE GIRLFRIENDS NOW!

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We will get the same treatment as well... or, maybe not...
Red Square wrote:More precisely... WE ARE ALL OBAMA'S COMPOSITE GIRLFRIENDS NOW!

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If Obama had a daughter by a White-Hispanic, she'd look like Glitch Girl.

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Red Square wrote:More precisely... WE ARE ALL OBAMA'S COMPOSITE GIRLFRIENDS NOW!
In other words, we have all been collectively screwed?

(Oh, pardon me, I do not usually speak such words.)

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Red Square wrote:More precisely... WE ARE ALL OBAMA'S COMPOSITE GIRLFRIENDS NOW!
I am restraining myself greatly, lest I post a more accurate analogy...


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Comrades,

Forgive me if I've posted these images in reverse order. I find them difficult to distinguish.

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Comrade N-Climber:
Nomenklatura-climber wrote:

Some officials within the Department of Mandatory Health and Compulsory Human Services have stated that agitational propaganda artists in the Department are now working with photos of Comrades Valerie Jarrett, Hillary Clinton, Kathleen Sebelius, Janet Napolitano, Anita Dunn, Elizabeth Warren, Eric Holder and George Stephanopoulos.
The party has been desperately attempting to combine these images but the computer keeps printing out either Jimmy Carter or Rachel Maddow's picture both of which are too hideous to use in advertising........

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The ObamaCare composite model has finally come forward and is complaining that she's been mistreated, actually cyberbullied, by anonymous people who have nothing better to do than sit in front of their computers and make fun of her and ObamaCare.


 
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