No more Republican Subordinations!
Especially for the Needs of the Few?
Karl...are you listening?

A Gormon Revival!

Theocritus...some entitled entitlement thoughts?

Barack hasn't even descended from Olympus yet, but Al Gore has the best "Commie Quote" of the DNC....and year.

Al Gore was the belle of the ball, Laika – but the Messiah was the main event. Chris Matthews went so far as calling him “Caesar Africanus” (is that racist???). I soiled myself three times in the first 15 seconds upon seeing the Messiah emerge from his radiant temple of light.

Spectacular.

“Caesar Africanus” (is that racist???).

No. That's a salad made with Arugula.

How about the "Parade of Generals"? All introduced with their former ranks as if the word "retired" didn't exist.

Over Hill
Over dale
We will lick Obama's tail
As our bullshit comes spewing along.

Barack's the way, my boys
Barack's the way
Terrorists from foreign shores
we surrender today!

From Barack's Temple of Doom and Gloom
For the whores of the DNC
We will pimp our honor shamelessly
So the whole nation could see

I am considering a law suit against Bush, I was so thrilled when the Messiah came out of the Temple I fainted and crushed my Side kick.

I feel that Bush is responsible because he did not force a disclaimer before the Messiah appeared that viewing him could cause you to feel faint and fall and crush your side kick!!!

I'm a lifelong Republican but I just can't believe how low this web-site goes. That corporate fascist Bush has ruined America. And now you make fun of Obama? We need hope. We need change. No more war for oil. No more imperialism. I am ashamed of my once great Party. As a lifelong Republican I implore you - don't vote for Bush in 2008!

LifelongRepublican wrote:I'm a lifelong Republican but I just can't believe how low this web-site goes. That corporate fascist Bush has ruined America. And now you make fun of Obama? We need hope. We need change. No more war for oil. No more imperialism. I am ashamed of my once great Party. As a lifelong Republican I implore you - don't vote for Bush in 2008!

You claim to be a Republican, yet in your short comment you indicate that you have bought into no less than four leftist clichés. I can only conclude that you are a liar, an idiot, or both.

Not to mention a real "lifelong Republican" who's truly disenchanted with this "once" great party wouldn't mindlessly spew the most basic leftist talking points off bumper stickers and protest signs.

This is just a leftist troll showing off his brand new talking Mime doll. Must've gotten it from one of the vendors at last night's coronation.

Pull the doll's string: "That corporate fascist Bush has ruined America."

Pull the string again: "We need hope. We need change."

Pull again: "No more war for oil."

Again: "No more imperialism."

What an exciting new toy!

LifelongRepublican, if you can't make a better case than this, then you were never a Republican to begin with. Maybe your parents were Republicans, or maybe you voted for Reagan in '84 because only people in Minnesota voted for the other guy (sorry, Comrade Elliott), but regardless of what the left insists, such factors do not make you a lifelong Republican.

LifelongRepublican, other than sounding like a Klinton Kampaign Speech, or a fan of Comrade Biden, you do not appear to be what you are claiming. You could even be a disciple of the Evil Empress attempting to subvert the Messiah.

For this I will ignore you for now, I will remind you the trunk of my ZIL can be used to take you to the Gulag when ever we decide.

Matter of fact why don't you report to your local train station, remember, bring your shovel.

I think I've figured out the problem: a typographical error left out the word "People's" between "Lifelong" and "Republican."

No more imperialism.

Hail Caesar Africanus! (Chris "Tingles up my skirt" Matthews called him that.)

LifelongRepublican wrote:"or maybe you voted for Reagan in '84" - C. Pinkie

Pinkie, I've never been able to bring myself to vote for any of the candidates in the republican party. They're always so mean and narrow minded.

Wow! I've never heard that one before! ZING! Another original thought from the Left!

Got anymore "issues" to debate with us? How about "When Bush lied, people died"?

Anything, LifelongLiberalWearingAnIll-FittingConservativeToupee?

Anything?

Anything at all?

UPDATE: He/she apparently deleted their post while I was responding to it. Must've been the sight of my shovel.

LifelongRepublican wrote: I implore you - don't vote for Bush in 2008!

Yes, you've convinced me! I WILL NOT be voting for Bush in 2008!

Comrades, I think that this is something that we can all get behind. I call on you all to follow the lead of the LifeLongPeople'sRepublican and swear upon the Holy Goran, Stalin's Mustache, and Lenin's left testicle to not vote for Bush in 2008!

If Life Long Mime is astounded by how low we can go, I say we can only credit it to the People's Shovel and the many proles and ThoughtCriminals™ that man it daily!

If LLR is astounded by how low we can go, I guess he did not watch the DNC steal Empress Hillary's trophy out from under her pantsuit.

Comrades. LifeLong is the Limbaugh seminar caller, not the Mime.
If the Mime would have dropped by he would have left some Mime scat (aka spamming link).
Besides, I do not detect MimeSwipe™ either. Not one copy and pasted sentence.

Oh, we knew it was not the mime, it was just a name that came to mind. Life Long Seminar Caller just doesn't have that zing. Life Long Kool Aid Drinker?