Fellow comrades! I present an update as to how our skools have progressed over the years to bring out young comrades to light.
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1. Teaching Math In 1950

A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is 4/5 of the price. What is his profit?

2. Teaching Math in 1960

A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is 4/5 of the price, or $80. What is his profit?

3. Teaching Math In 1970

A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is $80. Did he make a profit?

4. Teaching Math In 1980

A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is $80 and his profit is $20. Your assignment: Underline the number 20.

5. Teaching Math In 1990

A logger cuts down a beautiful forest because he is selfish and inconsiderate and cares nothing for the habitat of animals or the preservation of our woodlands. He does this so he can make a profit of $20. What do you think of this way of making a living? Topic for class participation after answering the question: How did the birds and squirrels feel as the logger cut down their homes? (There are no wrong answers.)

6. Teaching Math In 2006

Un hachero vende una carretada de maderapara $100. El costo de la producciones es $80.

¿Si,comrado. Es muy bueno preparar a los ninos para el orden mudial futuro,no?

Sec. Gen. LnT Hussein wrote:¿Si,comrado. Es muy bueno preparar a los ninos para el orden mudial futuro,no?

Sí, tengo razon.

Now just a Lenin Pickin' minute here! When did Lenin n Thingies get promoted to Secretary General?

Comrade_Elliott wrote:

Sec. Gen. LnT Hussein wrote:¿Si,comrado. Es muy bueno preparar a los ninos para el orden mudial futuro,no?

Sí, tengo razon.

Pero por supuesto estamos todo el igualmente correctos.

Btw...encontre' tu articulo muy divertido

Ivan Betinov wrote:Now just a Lenin Pickin' minute here! When did Lenin n Thingies get promoted to Secretary General?

Yeah,well...I promoted myself. After all, self-promotion is very progressive,Comrade SexyBrain.

As you can see though,I have demoted myself as well. I am following Pinkie's orders and calling myself by a name that reflects my submission to the Obamessiah.... You like?

I've ALWAYS been partial to Hussies...the more brazen, the better.

Well, at least someone around here listens to me and does whatever I say!

If only the rest of you were like Lenin n' Thingies (or Hussies n' Thingies), and listened to me and did everything I say, you wouldn't be forever shaking and soiling yourselves in fear of what I might say or do next with my shovel.

Honestly, what's so hard about that?

PINKIE HUSSEIN

Commissarka of Hussies, Vodka, Shovels, Beet of the Week Awards Program, HBO, and Guest Soaps
Best Producer of the Year, Marina Kay Cosmonautic Cosmetics
Master Planned Economics Instructor, Tank & Shovel Factory
Ranked #1 on Google for "Crimes Against Everything" Thread
Awarded the Order of Hillary
Awarded the Order of the Mime
Website jumpofftheledgeforpeace.org (blog updated hourly with new posts copied and pasted with MimeSwipe)
The Spring 2008 Collection of Pinkieware--Available Now!
Click here to download my favorite PinkieTunes!
Save Our Cube from Yahoogroupish List Nazis! Click Here to find out how you can help while adding frequent flyer miles to your favorite credit card!

"I like rich people. I like the way they live. I like the way I live when I'm with them." --Uncle Max in The Sound of Music.

Is it any wonder why I am an acolyte of the Pinkster?

Behold her glorious repertoire of progressive happenings&thingies. Read them and weep at the majesty,Oppressive Male Comrades! You can only hope to be as accomplished as Pinkie Hussein.
She is my People's Cube Idol...and I'm not that ashamed to admit it...maybe a little,not much.

Ivan Betinov wrote:I've ALWAYS been partial to Hussies...the more brazen, the better.

Yeah,yeah,yeah..I know, tramp in the bedroom...lady everywhere else....yep,men are predictable

My dear, at my age and appearance, I'll settle for "tramp" in all places and not quibble.

Oh, and Pinkie? Please read the definition of "Hussies" in the NWDHTTWA Column. I am not plumbed to be a Hussy, thus changing my name would only serve to confuse His Obamaness and might possibly lead to distracting him from the teleprompter with disaterous results.

I'm confused....

Betinov, Betty, did neither of you see the memo on the Ferengi thread?

ALL THIS SHAMELESS SELF-PROMOTION IS GETTING OUT OF HAND, COMRADES!

And it will cease at once. This sudden mushrooming of marshals and general secretaries and secretary generals and hats--HATS! Do we really want to revisit THAT again?--it's all too much, and very confusing. One cannot keep track of who is what.

Therefore, the only workable solution is for all of us to add Hussein to our names, as we are all Hussein and should be free to celebrate our Husseinhood.

But as it's such a hassle to change my name legally, and once I leave a Husseinless Pinkie behind I will never get her back (despite the fact it's such a strawberry-pink American girl name), I will settle for merely going back to my signature block and signing credit card receipts with "Pinkie Hussein."

Latest Current Truth for all Brides of Obamessiah: Hereafter we shall be known as HUSSIES!

Female comrades who have taken vows of poverty and obedience in the Holy Order of the Brides of Obamessiah, in which we seek to emulate the Sacred Feminine Michelle Magdalene by shedding our pantyhose, will be known as Hussies.

Comrades with outdoor plumbing (and by that I mean all comrades), will find some way to incorporate "Hussein" into their names, so as to display our solidarity with the Obamessiah, celebrate our collective Husseinhood, and show those fearmongering Republicans that they can't use the Obamessiah's middle name to smear him as yet another mythical Muslim terrorist. If they smear him, then let them smear us all! Let us all rejoice in being persecuted for our faith in the Obamessiah, for in the end ours will be the Husseindom!

Glory Hallelobama! (Or should that be Allahobama?)

PINKIE HUSSEIN

Commissarka of Hussies, Vodka, Shovels, Beet of the Week Awards Program, HBO, and Guest Soaps
Best Producer of the Year, Marina Kay Cosmonautic Cosmetics
Master Planned Economics Instructor, Tank & Shovel Factory
Ranked #1 on Google for "Crimes Against Everything" Thread
Awarded the Order of Hillary
Awarded the Order of the Mime
Website jumpofftheledgeforpeace.org (blog updated hourly with new posts copied and pasted with MimeSwipe)
The Spring 2008 Collection of Pinkieware--Available Now!
Click here to download my favorite PinkieTunes!
Save Our Cube from Yahoogroupish List Nazis! Click Here to find out how you can help while adding frequent flyer miles to your favorite credit card!

"I like rich people. I like the way they live. I like the way I live when I'm with them." --Uncle Max in The Sound of Music.

I still think "Ivan Betinov Hussein" sounds too graphic and disturbing. Although it does describe the media of late.

Ivan Betinov wrote:I still think "Ivan Betinov Hussein" sounds too graphic and disturbing. Although it does describe the media of late.

No,no,no....you can never be too graphic!! Besides,tending to the Obamessiah's....umm...well...obamerection is very progressive
We must all sacrifice for the greater good,comrade.


(And just to pre-empt Betty.......Ewwwwwwwwww!!!)

Darn it!!!

Hmmm, maybe a Comrade LoneRedhussein although I don't know what a red hussein looks like, I do not thing it would be agreeable with my ar-15. I must throw off the oppression of the Obamster and be myself...... wth that is

Whaa...?