All over the glorious USSA, raaacist Rethuglikkkans and Teabaggers are making ridiculous claims about Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.

Claims such as "MLK was a Republican!" and "MLK owned GUNS!" must be rebuked and shouted down immediately, comrades. Some of these >spit< teabaggers are even claiming that Republicans started the NAACP and that Democrats supported Jim Crow laws and segregation and were behind the KKK!

Current Truth™, of course, says otherwise. Everyone knows that the Rev. Martin Luther King Jr. was a staunch Democrat, and that he stood proud and tall for our glorious democracy, the United Soviet States of America, including calling for legalizing gay marriage!

Fortunately, even as I type this, Comrade People's President B. Husseinovich Obama is setting the record straight in a glorious speech!!

Lies, lies, and damned lies! Don't those Rethuglikkkans know that historical revision is solely reserved to further the Party's goals? The worst part is that they have hoodwinked the nation into thinking he was a Reverend. With help from our comrades in academia and the entertainment industry we can reveal the truth about Imam King.

Just as crimes aren't just crimes anymore, but instead regular crimes and hate crimes, facts are now also bifurcating . Some will remain just regular facts but others will now be labeled hate facts. Here are some examples:

MLK was a Republican.
MLK owned guns.
MLK "dated" hookers.
MLK was a plagiarizer.

Here are a few more:

It's been getting warmer since the last ice age.
Plants can't grow without sufficient CO2.
A man cannot be a woman, and vice versa.

Given that there is, as yet, no complete list of hate facts, maybe our comrades on the Cube can think of a few more.

MLK dined at Col. Sander's plantation.
Television is a communication miracle for imparting knowledge and enlightening the populace.
LSMFT.
Pepsi Cola hits the spot.
The purpose of Social Security is to protect the Plebians from their own economic folly, and put them at ease about the necessity to save and accumulate any personal wealth for their old age.
Schools are places where the young go to prepare for life.
"All the news should first be filtered through Us." Commissar Sam Donaldson.
Politics Is about Who gets what.

LMAO!! Limp-wristed President Mompants, long-gone anti-semite former president, FLATUS, and former Lechident himself, President Better Put Some Ice on That.

Oh - sorry - FORWARD!

With all this MLK stuff being milked for all it's worth by the regime, I am frustrated that I am all out of ideas to do with THIS. The photo is screaming something, I just can't put my finger on it.

I believe the screaming noise you hear is coming from the seams on those pants...

Tovarich Rock, of course you are actually referring to Trayvon Martin Luther King....da?

Ah, anotherr picture of the President picking his...nose.

"The hardest thing about understanding liberals is figuring out when it's clinical projection, when it's race baiting for profit, and when it's Saul Alinsky."

- R.O.C.K. in the USSA, 2013

Vladimir_Scratchanitch wrote:With all this MLK stuff being milked for all it's worth by the regime, I am frustrated that I am all out of ideas to do with THIS. The photo is screaming something, I just can't put my finger on it.

Comrade, I really don't think you'd want to put your finger (or anything else) on that.

Comrade Anyer Marx, I am so pleased with your most accurate photo of dear leader, 'leading from behind' (or is his behind leading???) in the Oral... Oval Office. Obviously he is full of much.... thinking, and such. Sorting all all the lies he's told.... he's heard from Rethuglicans.

As for Rethug Christie - YEAWEEEEE. That is one big hunka of whale! We are fortunate that he adores dear leader so much and has started the Michelle Obama Nutritional Authority All Lobster & Carrot diet.

Fraulein Frankenfeinstein wrote:As for Rethug Christie - YEAWEEEEE. That is one big hunka of whale! We are fortunate that he adores dear leader so much and has started the Michelle Obama Nutritional Authority All Lobster & Carrot diet.

Lobster, Carrot, and TAMALES, Comrade - Lobster, Carrot, and TAMALES.

Mucho graciaso, Comrade R.O.C.K. - I was unaware and uninformed that dear FLOTUSO liked the tamaleo's! (and some comrade will pay the price for not informing the Frau).

Having been informed and updated, I am not doubting that Mama Mo has deep affection and liking for Barack's tamaleo's...!