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Red Square Takes Pennsylvania By Storm!

2/5/2011, 11:41 am
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Comrades, it is with great joy that I report victory in Red Square's long march to capture the People's hearts and minds in Pennsylvania. He rode into town to throngs of cheering supporters and after a lite snack set right to work executing his brilliant battle plan of conquest.

As you can see the proletariat were eager to hear his words thanks to the efforts of our media tools who waged a relentless three day effort to incite the masses. The crowd was estimated to be in the hundreds.

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During the lecture many proles were moved to take notes and his speech was punctuated with cheers, laughter and applause as he spoke of the past glories of Socialism and the progressive world of next Tuesday to come. He concluded his speech to a rousing standing ovation.

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After his speech many questions were asked and it would have gone on all night but for the self serving needs of the Kulak landlord who demanded we vacate the premises. Even so the People refused to be bullied and lined up to purchase his ground breaking seminal work on Socialism.

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As you can see the People's Director was very successful in redistributing the wealth.

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Among the crowd were some of our loyal comrades. Here we see Red Wayne and his wife suitably attired in the uniform of the Collective.

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Afterward our little circle of agitators, provocateurs and conspirators retired to a secret location to drink to our success and listen to Red Square lay out his plans for future campaigns and the eventual subjugation and unification of the nation under his benevolent leadership. Here we see your faithful organizer receiving an award from the People's Director for service above and beyond the call of duty and Komrade Kofkey discussing the Spring offensive which is in the planning stages.

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RedWayne and his wife were also honored by the People's Director for wearing the uniform of the day in the spirit of the occasion and demonstrating their revolutionary zeal by clapping louder and longer than anyone else during the lecture.

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End of communique.

(Now get back to work, those beets won't dig themselves)
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2/5/2011, 12:00 pm
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All Hail the glorious works of Red Square!!

He is always doing so much of the busyness to progress the freedoms of the socialist state. He is also being of the good example to one such as me for having the healthy wealthy distribution into the pockets of my burkha.

It is good for us to see that he is not for being detered from spreading such good news of socialism even when so much of the ALGORE affect is happening. So much is the inspiration I must sing for joy!

LALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALA
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2/5/2011, 12:31 pm
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Rumor has it that this epic speech advancing The Progressive World of Next
Tuesday ™ among the kulaks will be nominated for a 2011 Nobel Prize KOSSIE AWARD!

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Your already a winner in our hearts Comrade of Comrades!

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2/5/2011, 1:30 pm
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"He rode into town to throngs..."

I must get my triplicate focals readjust.... I thought you had said he rode into town with a thong and I was shocked, I tell you, shocked! I had just vision of dearest Red Square in a red . . . but I digress. . . . What a glorious gather of proles that must have been. And everyone was looking so.... red, were they not?! Congratulations, glorious leader and may you kapitalist ventures go well (so you can redistribution to your loyal followers. cough cough) And I must should add on a personal note, that the Peoples Director is looking most well and appears to have recovered from his last drunken stupor celebratory better than any of us would have thought at the time. As for Komrade Kofkey, might I inquire, umm, cough, who's idea it was, to have said meeting inon the bed davenport boudoir?? Just curious.
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2/5/2011, 1:53 pm
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Yet another state joins The Peoples Cube Federation. Soon all 57 states will have joined. My envy of Comrades who were able to attend is exceeded only by the certainty with which I knew Red Square would pack the hall and receive a standing ovation. It's just a question of time until virtually every important establishment will boast, "Red Square was here."
A true Revolutionary:

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2/5/2011, 1:56 pm
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Comrade Whoopie's chronicling of the People's Director's message to the grateful citizens of the Lehigh Valley has been rebroadcast on their humble blog HERE.

Now the quest for a video broadcast on the People'sTube begins. If I must pry the video from their filthy money grubbing capitalist hands I will. The People shall prevail for the glory of the collective!
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2/5/2011, 2:30 pm
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Thank you RedWayne, I was going to inquire about the video of the event that was shot by the People's Documentary Film Service. I look forward to seeing it and of course, viewing by the Collective will be mandatory.
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2/5/2011, 2:48 pm
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Did anybody get a list of the Progressive luminaries that were in attendance for re-education?

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2/5/2011, 8:47 pm
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It is Reliably Rumored that even the corpse lifeless hulk resting form of Comrade Lenin sat up in his casket arose and clapped his hands in tribute to the Success Of This Glorious Revolutionary Evening!
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2/6/2011, 12:22 am
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Congratulations to Red Square on his glorious night of glory! Ordinarily I might say he should be ashamed of his success, and that as long as he's touring the country, he should be apologizing to everyone he meets for his exceptionalism, and even humble himself by bowing in the process.

But since The Current Truth--which I desperately Hope will Change after this weekend--is to "Be Like Reagan", I suppose he has no choice but to make a show of taking pride in his achievement, and bragging about it to us while doing the Snoopy dance.

Oh, will the commemoration of Reagan's centennial never end? I'm having to type this from deep inside a beet cellar because I'm afraid of all the Second Amendment wackos running around out there shooting off their guns in celebration.
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2/6/2011, 2:21 am
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They have guns Commissarka? That's terrible.

All hail the People's Director Red Square. Congratulations Comrade Director, you deserve it.
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2/6/2011, 6:00 am
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Mega Dittos! Er, um, I mean, I agree most equally with everything Grigori E.R. said! Image !!!
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2/6/2011, 6:39 am
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My comrades

Most of you would not know or remember, but it was me who encouraged Comrade Red^2 to embark on his authorly career.

And now I am bold enough to say, Comrade Red^2, you should run for public office.

In fact, I will send most of my necro-voters to vote for you in the 2012 elections.

Amandla!

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2/6/2011, 1:42 pm
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Our local bourgeois web based press, the decadent AOL/Time Warner "Patch", has twisted the Director's message in it's coverage:

HERE: https://nazareth.patch.com/articles/ex-soviet-writer-addresses-local-tea-party-3

Forgive me for linking to these destructive lies but their slander must be exposed!
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2/6/2011, 2:52 pm
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Ah yes, is glorious article Comrade RedWayne, like old Pravada used in outhouse, no?

Comrades, I find kapitalist lies about USA eduction system before our glorious progressive USSA educational agenda, we must dispel such historical propaganda and disperse People's Cube as new educational model -- It's for The Children™.....

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2/6/2011, 3:43 pm
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What a glorious sight. The masses of Pennsylvania will never be the same. With this kind of progress, the proles will be properly indoctrinated in no time. Congratulations to you, Whoopie, too.
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2/6/2011, 3:58 pm
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Since Red Square is Commander in Chief of the Continental Cube, he will no doubt become President of the United Peoples Cube.
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2/6/2011, 4:04 pm
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Thank you Leninka, that was sweet of you to say.

That newspaper missed Red Square's punchline, the one that got everyone laughing and clapping.

He had visited his children's school and saw posted on the bulletin board suggestions for changing the US Constitution that the kids had written in response to their studies of the Constitution.

When he confronted the teacher about indoctrinating the kids. She asked him if he didn't agree that it would be good to have the "right to a job" or the "right to free health care" in the Constitution.

He said "Maybe it would, but I doubt that these kids came up with that stuff themselves, I was 12 once myself and I know what was on my mind."

(hint: it wasn't politics)
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2/6/2011, 5:03 pm
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Comrade Whoopie wrote:
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When he confronted the teacher about indoctrinating the kids. She asked him if he didn't agree that it would be good to have the "right to a job" or the "right to free health care" in the Constitution.

He said "Maybe it would, but I doubt that these kids came up with that stuff themselves, I was 12 once myself and I know what was on my mind."

(hint: it wasn't politics)


My Pootie-Poo Putin told me that when he was 12, whenever he found himself thinking of the right to a job, he didn't expect (or want) help from the government because he knew the answer was at hand.

Now he's older and wise enough to have a Mistress.

--Putin's Mistress
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2/6/2011, 6:05 pm
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Comrades,

I find neo-kulak reactionary revision of Comrade Coombe's glorious article of event.

Some Teabagger Kapitalist wrote:Oleg Atbashian suggested that he doesn't think the United States is a socialist country, like his native Soviet Russia was for most of the last century.

"No reasonable man would say we're living under socialism," Atbashian, a former Soviet propaganda artist turned Brooklyn-based writer and humorist, told about 200 members of the Lehigh Valley Tea Party Friday night at the Chrin Community Center in Palmer Township.

However, he says he does see socialist trends in America. During his roughly hour-long speech, he drew many parallels between current day American culture and his past days in the Soviet Union. For example, he talked about how schools in the Soviet Union of the time gave children "three times" the knowledge that current day American public schools do, yet instilled similar socialist indoctrination as is being taught in our public schools today.

The audience jeered and applauded as he described one of his children taking part in a school project at a local public K-12 school in New York. A project where they had to name things they would change about the U.S. Constitution.

He had visited his children's school and saw posted on the bulletin board suggestions for changing the US Constitution that the kids had written in response to their studies of the Constitution.

When he confronted the teacher about indoctrinating the kids. She asked him if he didn't agree that it would be good to have the "right to a job" or the "right to free health care" in the Constitution.

He said "Maybe it would, but I doubt that these kids came up with that stuff themselves, I was 12 once myself and I know what was on my mind."

As Mr. Atbashian drew other interesting parallels between the Soviet system of the time and modern America, at some points he seemed nostalgic for his Soviet past.

He pointedly talked about -- "depravity in the media," "new age religions," "union strikes" -- that weren't allowed in communist Russia but exist in America today.

"What was not tolerated [there] is promoted here," he said. "I still love it here," Atbashian added later. "Don't get me wrong."

Another parallel he reported was how the American media reporting on the salaries of CEO's and actors is in some ways akin to the former Soviet government wanting people to inform on their neighbors.

Meanwhile, the local Tea Party group members say their media campaign is still on track with a "We're Still Watching" billboard, targeted at intrusive government and negligent politicians [and useful idiot journalists of the Fourth Estate/Fifth Column], ready to go up over Route 22 on Monday.
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2/6/2011, 11:46 pm
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Very interesting Rooster. The link provided by RedWayne was also written by this Coombe fellow and reads as follows:

His audience jeered as he described one of his children taking part in a school project -- this was after he'd moved his family from Russian to New York in the 1990s -- where they had to name things they would change about the U.S. Constitution.

The suggestions included things about the right to health care, the right to work. Atbashian took issue with this, telling the principal "We had all those things in the Soviet constitution and it didn't do any good."

And while Atbashian clearly had no love for the old Soviet system, he seemed to almost compliment it for doing certain things better.

For example, he argued that schools in the Soviet Union gave children "three times" the knowledge that American public schools do. And he pointed to certain things -- "depravity in the media," "new age religions," "union strikes" -- that weren't allowed in communist Russia but exist in America.

As it turns out your link is to a comment posted later by Tom Coombes in which he responds to a reader "RaelUPCC" who took him to task for truncating his report of what Oleg had said. In fact his revised article uses my exact wording as if he copied and pasted it from these very pages. Most interesting indeed. His first version seems to suggest that the crowd jeered Oleg for confronting the teacher and even the revised article still seems to imply that Oleg has some lingering fondness for the Soviet system.

(Good work Rooster, you have exposed a plagiarist thought criminal)
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2/7/2011, 12:06 am
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Comrade Whoopie wrote: He said "Maybe it would, but I doubt that these kids came up with that stuff themselves, I was 12 once myself and I know what was on my mind."



LOL, at what age ISN'T that on the minds of you men?
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2/7/2011, 12:19 am
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Pinkie I'm a little surprised. As I drove the People's Director back to his room we discussed what your reaction to his blatant display of capitalism would be. I suggested that you might give him his first shovel whack, to which he responded "Don't forget, you're my whacking boy."
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2/7/2011, 4:08 am
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Oh yeah, Pinkie's one to talk, uh huh... it's just men... we think we will have to review the archives for Pinkie's thoughtcrimes.

PREPARE THE KRACKEN!!!
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2/7/2011, 3:26 pm
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Review the archives all you want, you pompous, perfidious piece of pathetic poultry! If we had to determine the shortest, thinnest book in the People's Progressive Library, I daresay it would be a tossup between Crimes George W. Bush Never Committed; Inside the Brain of Sarah Palin; and The Thoughtcrimes of Commissarka Pinkie.

And might I remind all of you that it was I, yes, I, Pinkie, who was quick to bestow upon Red Square my prestigious Beet of the Week Award for that which later became Shakedown Socialism! Because I care, and when I care, I raise awareness of how much I care.

What about the rest of you? How much did YOU care? What praises did you pile upon him then? What hosannas did you heap upon him then? What were any of you doing then?

Anything?

Anything at all?
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2/7/2011, 5:44 pm
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Congratulations to our most esteemed cube-meister, Red Square.


(beautiful alliteration, Pinkie...i missed you most of all)
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2/8/2011, 1:38 am
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"[highlight=#ffff99]you pompous, perfidious piece of pathetic poultry![/highlight]"????? Oh my, oh my!

Scene:
Bent over with head down low (out of whacking range), Grigori is sneaking out the back entrance.

Click, click click;"Hello? Lev? Yeah it's Grigori. Hey, fire up the GulfStream. It's time to go home. I don't know...............Uh, huh.OK...........well, the Commissarka's on a tear and it's time to go. Oh and tell Pasha to bring the limo round."

Parting thought about Red Square:
"Some men say they are great.
Some men just ARE."
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2/8/2011, 5:10 am
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It was with great sadness that I could not be inside during our Glorious Leader and Guiding Light Red Square's address to the masses.

As tasked with protection of the revolution through our People's Navy Forces to repel and attack all reichwing counter-revolutionary forces. I was outside ensuring that the Tea-Party counter protesters, who were starting to gather outside could never come within one mile of our Glorious Leader and be able to heckle or disturb his words of wisdom to the common masses.

It is unfortunate that I had to get a little rough with this one Tea-party hoodlum though, as she was the most hellbent in trying to crash the speech and lecture.

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The People's Navy will always protect our Revolution and our Glorious Leader Red Square!!!!!
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2/8/2011, 5:29 am
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Excellent work Commodore! And a vicious Tea Partier indeed... I would hate to see what the little Neo-Kulak is hiding behind her back.

As for you Pinkie.... Ahrrrrrm...

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2/8/2011, 7:20 pm
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Ooooooooh...Rooster...you gonna get it, now!! Pinkie gonna pluck you sumpin' fierce!!!! ( I am lookin' forward to this!!)
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2/8/2011, 9:13 pm
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Now that you mention plucking, LnT, I've always wanted a red feather boa to go with my red headscarf.

And it's been quite a while since I've whacked anyone with my shovel . . .
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2/9/2011, 12:53 am
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Thank you comrades for pointing me to the perfidious easton.patch.com site where Comrade Geeting, a true believer and employee of Soro's "Open Society" has engaged the capitalist fools. I have engaged Comrade Geeting in combat so he can further educate the masses with his glorious vision of a future world where the state is free to take care of our every need!
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2/9/2011, 1:54 am
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Excellent work Comrade! Pretending to be a tea bagger, very clever Comrade! When you find those Neo-Kulaks Tea Baggers not supporting our brothers at the Patch let us know, they will go directly on Dear Leader Obama's list! Oh I remember the days of Stalin's glorious list. One could count thousands of necro-proxy votes a night, a prole would mouth off about Dear Leader or The Great Soviet and THWHACK! job done, pictures erased, never happened. I think I'm getting a tear..... Pinkie, Pinkie, tissue... please....
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2/9/2011, 9:24 am
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Excellent work Commodore! And a vicious Tea Partier indeed... I would hate to see what the little Neo-Kulak is hiding behind her back.

Red,

Trust me on this one you don't want the know what that little heathen kapitlissssst had behind her back. By the way do you have a few ice cubes I could borrow?

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2/9/2011, 8:54 pm
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Comrade Snoog that's outrageous! Sue! Sue! Sue! That knuckle dragging tea partier little girl, I say. Ah look... here comes Flat Fatima to help you out with that ice...

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2/10/2011, 5:33 am
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Commissarka Pinkie wrote:......But since The Current Truth--which I desperately Hope will Change after this weekend--is to "Be Like Reagan"...

Oh, will the commemoration of Reagan's centennial never end? I'm having to type this from deep inside a beet cellar because I'm afraid of all the Second Amendment wackos running around out there shooting off their guns in celebration.

Ronald Reagan's vision was the past truth, is the current truth and will be the future truth. Visited the Reagan Library last Sunday for his 100th. Wish we could clone him. In a desperate move by the dems, they are trying to strike a resonant tone with folks by making the baseless statement that Obama is Reagan-like.

You can come out of the beet cellar as I have cleaned and put my guns away.
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2/19/2011, 4:10 pm
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Finally, by popular demand, the video of the glorious conquest:

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2/19/2011, 5:36 pm
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Oleg, We who are in the limited-government/strong-defense tea-party end of the political spectrum regularly remind ourselves how extraordinaly lucky we are to be living in America, and in the same vein, I (like others who know you) also feel extraordinarily lucky to have had the great fortune to become entitled to call you my friend. I say this not to embarrass you, and I know that everyone in the Cube already understands the value of your contribution to America and the cause of liberty. Yet I share what I know to be a frustration among the members of the Cube-- the sad fact that at this point in time, far too few Americans have had a similar opportunity to get to know you.


Thus, I make a suggestion to my fellow Cubists that we all follow the advice I gave in a column I wrote about your book last year: We should buy copies of the book and give them to people we know who are not ideologically blind leftists but rather people who are simply too politically uninformed to understand what's at stake. That's the process by which I described his book as one that could help save America-- the sheer cleverness of it (including the optical illusion theme on the cover) will seduce them into reading it and learning from it.

--KOOK
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2/20/2011, 8:20 am
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I may be a KOOK, but it seems to me that The Word (but not "The Word" of which Pelosi claims to be fondest) is getting out and without a teleprompter and without any assistance from the State-Run Media.
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2/21/2011, 1:02 am
So when will comrade red come to reeducate the progressives in our glorious people's demokratik republik of SF?
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