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Prommunism: Students vote for communism-themed prom

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School students in Albuquerque, NM, must be spending way too much time on the People's Cube. But if they don't, they probably should. Either way, in a 'life imitates the People's Cube' moment, they voted to have a communism-themed prom. I imagine it's a BYOB event (bring your own beets) and collective dances with shovels, as DJ Rock in the U.S.S.A. rocks the crowd and Commissarka Pinkie judges the performance and whacks the losers.

Seniors vote for Communism-themed prom

ALBUQUERQUE (KRQE) – They're calling it “prom-munism.” Seniors at an Albuquerque school want their prom to have a Communism theme. Seniors at Cottonwood Classical Preparatory School near I-25 and Paseo del Norte voted online this week for the theme of their prom this year. “They wanted prom-munism, so that's what got voted for the most,” said senior Sarah Zachary.
In related news, California students have voted to ban the American flag so as to make their school a more "culturally inclusive" place.

If anyone still doubted the purpose of our public education system, it's now clear that it's programmed to raise compliant workers and peasants for the coming Glorious Progressive World of Next Tuesday. Comrade Bill Ayers's "social justice in the classroom" approach keeps producing such non-religious miracles on a daily basis.

And is there a better conclusion to such an educational process than a prom-munist party dance? Party like it's 1917, comrades!

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That's right! And the musical line-up is all the big hits by Comrade Otis and the Soviet Socialist Marching Harmonica Army Band. Everyone's favorite.

Be there or be shot.

I am understanding that band for occasion has already been booked! (Was later released on bail after being prohibited to play.)

Replacement is famous USSA Air Force marching band.

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They need the appropriate wear. Not this fancy capitalist dresses and tuxes, oh, no! No! No! Only common cloths for our comrades. Each wear shall need to be approved by our government before displaying.

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How long will they stand in line to get their date a ration at the punchbowl?If all are workers, will someone be sacrificed being singled out as no longer equal and be named Prommunist Czar/Czarina? How could their parents bear such shame?

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There will be no prom king and queen. That is elitist and imperial. Instead, the Glorious Leader of the Prom will rig the elektions to assume the position. He will then have all threats other kontenders for the position arrested, put on show trials, and eksekuted behind the skool gymnasium. All attendees of the prom will be handed shovels and led out to the football field to plant beets, dig tank traps, and shovel out mass graves. The skool grounds will be surrounded by an elektrified fence, guard towers, and seach lights. Anyone caught trying to leave the prom will be shot.

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It never ceases to amaze me how we have such a growing number of "cocktail communists" in this country. By that I mean, jackasses who enjoy all of the benefits of living in a free, capitalist society, yet are bought into the wonders and glory of communism. Seems like the ones with great fame and fortune (e.g. the Hollywood elites) have the largest investment and never hesitate to tell us at every opportunity how America must become a communist paradise like Cuba, Venezuela, etc. These useful idiots will be the some of the first to be sent to the gulags once Amerika is "fundamentally transformed."

With regard to publik skools and universities, if you can, don't send your kids to them, particularly if you live in a large Demokrat-kontrolled metro area. The best bet is to home school or send them to private schools. If you have no choice but to enroll them in publik skools then make sure you get heavily involved in their edjumacation. Ask a lot of questions, review their studies with them, get to know the teachers and administration, and take a stand if you have to.

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Sounds like glorious fun, will they have a "How many students can fit into a Trabant and Voga Gaz 21 contest? No doubt that the Czar/Czarina will be paraded around in a stunning ZiL 117....I can hardly control my stomping Cossack boots.....

As to the ban the flag in the collective school system in Kkkalifornia, no doubt that the representative who proposed this concept is new to this country and perhaps had no idea that the removal of the flag would offend so many people and create a national outrage. If someone would have taken the time to explain to this person that the U.S. flag is not only a symbol of racism, genocide, homophobia and the destruction of abortion clinics but also symbol of the generous support for Tea Baggers, Republicans, and Bush's evil oil buddies, he might have done this much sooner.This is a classic example to prove beyond the shadow of doubt that if proud America-hating socialist can't enlighten a nation, and be treated fairly and equally by everyone right up until the moment the bombs go off, what chance to we have to win love and friendship around the world..

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Komrade Glorious Co-Leader Mooch said it best:


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Comrades!

We seem to have a shortage of Trabants.
Ladas are in demand too.
While The Party is pleased with this shortage, it has become necessary to halt production.

Comrade Students are encouraged to use beet farm tractors.

Those caught in bourgeoisie, so-called "limosine" will be shot on sight.

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I do hope they are planning a show trial and execution of the most conservative "educators", as an example to others.

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And so, comrades, what happens when staunch party loyalists encounter Amerikkan rock and roll? Is this how we are to raise our young beet sprouts?

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If only Skynard had played the accordion...

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Ivan, that was beautiful. Even the dogs are crying.


 
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