Parisians to protest Olympic Games by defecating in the Seine

Our comrades in Paris have a plan to "mostly peacefully" protest the upcoming summer olympics.

Officials in San Fransisco are closely monitoring the situation and evaluating the benefits of hosting the 2028 olympics and offering all of San Fransisco Bay as a latrine because bigger is better and golly we can out-protest those Frenchies, and after all, nobody is more inclusive, or shower less than the French.

Am I missing something? What are they protesting? Then again, I can understand why the French have no need for clean water.

Why am I seeing John Cleese threatening to fart in their general direction?

Like Kim Jong Fun, Jackalopelipsky was totally unaware that defecating in the Seine was now a protest. What was it before the Olympics? This is perplexing to a mere jackalope.

Thank you Ivan for bringing this form of protest against tourism to 'pelipsky's attention. The Corps of Engineers tasked with San Fransisco Bay Latrine Sanitization Duty before Bay Area protests against Olympic tourism are going to need a lot of toothbrushes, microfiber cloths, with some multi-purpose cleaner spray bottles...and Red Dawn® liquid soap.

It seems dumb to let protestors against Olympic Tourism shit the San Franscico Bay area place up, but people are dumb, panicky, dangerous animals, and every comrade knows it.

"It seems dumb to let protestors against Olympic Tourism shit the San Franscico Bay area".....Well, shit flows downstream and it could be one of the big reasons.......