The altitude was to blame for Obama's bad debate performance


Glorious news. As our party has been in full panic/repair/
Other reasons I've gathered today:
-Poor Dear Leader was too tired from his presidential duties
-It was the moderator's fault
-Obama won the debate, Romney just doesn't look likable and isn't as cool
We need more excuses, comrades! So I've consulted our groupthink tank - what other


All the studies show Obama won the debate!


too much partying the night before and not enough debate prep!


Either understand now or in re-education camps.






Princess Nookie
Why must you ask, comrades? Surely, it was Bush's fault.Comrade Michael Moore insists it was Commander John Kerry's fault: "This is what happens when u pick John Kerry as your debate coach." Perhaps it was Bush impersonating Kerry by wearing a




Comrades, I am losing hope in Dear Leader.
I fear I may need to be re-educated. Where is the nearest gulag?




You know what's actually funny? We all know that B. Hussein Obama has been coddled all his life and is a full blown, to the point of mental illness, narcissist. He has surrounded himself with a "team" in DC of yes-men, who constantly tell him he's right, he's the best, etc. And he believes it.
People like that don't tolerate things like what happened last night well. We saw good indications of that when he started stammering. I think there's a good chance that he's going to be so wound up - and therefore so confused - by the third debate, maybe even the second, that he actually loses it in front of 50 million people. His bluff is finally being called, and I really don't think he's going to be able to handle it :)






Just close your eyes, Mr. President, and think of Ohio...







In this video we found him pulling out CHEAT NOTES!


NancyPeloski
Dirty, lying, cheating Mitt Romney is up to his tricks again!In this video we found him pulling out CHEAT NOTES!
Comrade, those weren't cheat notes, but PINK SLIPS for O'bama supporters VIA BAIN KKKAPITAL!!! He actually used... math to confuse Dear Leader about the dastardly 5TRIL TAX CUTS he's going to give all those "rich" people who still have jobs!
Luckily for us we have the Back-up Chair for Round #2.


Henceforth such wackos shall be known as SNOTRAGGERS!


Kommissar Schweinhund
I have both the reason and the solution to our dear leader's problems so that he can put that capitalist pig Romney in his proper place next time they meet.


Obama came in as a solid second place.
That's a silver medal in my book!