North Texas Republican files long-shot bill to dissolve city of Austin

Glorious news, Comrades!  If this law passes, the City of Austin will become an independent district that will look, vote, and smell much like the District of Columbia!

Ponder the benefits!  Busses of immigrants new voters no longer need to waste time travelling clear to DC to be dropped off, they need be bussed only as far as the District of Austin, then busses get turned back to the border and can make 4 round trips for the same cost! Even the Rethugglikkans have to admire the efficiency and cost savings!  Perhaps if we stack up enough new voters whose names end in a "Z" or a vowel, Beto can finally win an election!

Austin's new refugees from San Francisco have already laid the groundwork of public policy, street residency, gutter plumbing, narcotics distribution and sexual alternatives, and there's already a new TESLA plant east of town, just off the turnpike.  Welfare in Austin is rampant and available, the climate, culture, and language is relatively familar to our new comrades from the South; our new merchants of human trafficking, deviance, and fentanyl sales will fit right in with the culture at the University, Hippie Hollow, and 6th Street.  All of this "progress," indeed everything is redistributed paid for by property taxes and Big Oil (through the Permanent University Fund)!

Pay no attention to the (R) behind the name of the bill's sponsor, he's working for the good of the Party™ !

Viva Texazistan!

Tractor Barn Ivan, don’t forget the ability to shoplift up to $50.00 per store incentive. Maybe City Council has raised the get out of jail free limit to cover inflationary costs. With gang pooling, those Prime Cut Briskets, are a steal.

I have often thought of ceding my dacha in Bernmontistan in order to allowing it seceding to Canada. Or Russia. Not much difference nowadays.

The taxes will consume it in a few years anyhow. I have a tractor barn but it is not as plush as #2. It actually has electricity (for now).

Ivan the Stakhanovets wrote: ↑

11/21/2022, 2:00 pm

North Texas Republican files long-shot bill to dissolve city of Austin

Glorious news, Comrades!  If this law passes, the City of Austin will become an independent district that will look, vote, and smell much like the District of Columbia!

Seems to me there's got to be a cheaper, more effective way to deal with Austin.

The things going on in Austinabad...

Bill Would Eliminate Potential Defense for Poker Rooms ---such as the private game room potentially located in Tractor Barn #2.

Texas Representative Gene Wu (D-Houston) has introduced a new bill in the Texas House of Representatives that would eliminate many of the defenses that these membership poker rooms have used. The bill, House Bill 732, is looking to close the loopholes that these businesses have used to circumvent Texas’ anti-gambling laws. These changes would be significant as it eliminates a defense that these rooms have used in the past to stay open.

Maybe you can declare Tractor Barn #2, a residence.


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