From Corinth, Texazistan to Norfolk, Virginia the GWONT Train has Police Departments cosplaying MTV, while on duty. It’s called a stress relieving opportunity for participating City Police Departments across the GWONTed plains of the USSA. The jackalope can’t say its stress levels are down as much as the comments about GWONT Train indicate. That in and of itself is extremely stressful on the jackalope pinning this tail on two cities.

But, this is jumping ahead, comrades.g

Important Facts about Corinth, Texazistan and Norfolk, Virginia

Corinth is a city in Denton County, Texas, United States; it is a part of the Dallas-Fort Worth metroplex. Its population was 22,634 at the 2020 census.

Norfolk is an independent city in Virginia, United States. As of the 2020 census, Norfolk had a population of 238,005, making it the third-most populous city in Virginia after neighboring Virginia Beach and Chesapeake, and the 96th-most populous city in the nation.

Can the jackalope make ‘the facts’ about these two cities in the jackalope’s story any more fonter?

Not much in common but the GWONT Train funk that’s getting spread, glory hallelujah!



And the people think this GWONT Train of The City’s Police cosplay production just took 4 minutes out of the Police Department Employees’ work day getting paid to assist people’s recovery from the ravages of CRIME!

GWONT Town Funk gonna do ya!

Be careful, comrades. What if Corinth, Texazistan’s Police Department challenges your City’s Police Department to a synch off, but fails to alert the public.

Most Equally Esteemed Comrade Jackalopelipsky,

Thank you for alerting us to the situation in Norfolk, Virginia.  The Police have apparently eliminated all crime in Norfolk.  This cannot stand.  We must redirect some specialist operatives to Norfolk to take advantage of the false sense of security now enjoyed by the Police Department.  We must coordinate the delivery of pallets of bricks ahead of time.  Lip Sync to THIS!

Most equal reporting Comrade!

Red Salmon

Most Equally Esteemed Comrade Jackalopelipsky,

Good thing you didn't let Edmund Wells write the subject line for this most equal posting.  

It's at 1:17

Red Salmon

Red Salmon wrote: ↑

7/14/2025, 10:38 am

Most Equally Esteemed Comrade Jackalopelipsky,

Good thing you didn't let Edmund Wells write the subject line for this most equal posting.  

It's at 1:17

Red Salmon

You are much too equal, Red Salmon.

There is so much exploding in the jackalope’s small taxidermist created head due to GWONT Train synchronized self esteem to hell that just pulled out of the Corinth, Texazistan Police Department under the loaded heading—“What Could Possibly Go Wrong?”

As a prisoner in the gulag of Texazistan - just saying “This feeling good about yourself as a GWONT syncher for work stress relief isn’t going to protect the collective ” got an additional 10 years tacked on the the jackalope’s initial 30 year sentence.
The box next to “Does not work well with others” was marked with big red X on the last evaluation of the jackalope’s recidivist’s mind.

The jackalope will never be released from this Texazistanian Gulag. E.v.a.h.

But maybe the jackalope is safer here inside the gulag than out there in the General Population where synchronized self indulgence is being railroaded into Police Departments across the GWONT’d Plain of the Motherland of the USSA. Here in gulag, self esteem in prison work is measured in a used up shovel. There is no whistling like prisoners building railroad bridges over rivers did in the past. A happy gulag prisoner is one that is up to something…not specified on Work Permit, which every comrade knows is going to get prisoner another 5 years added for performance purposes.

So, to all you comrades out there on the other side of Texazistan, if you walk into your Police Department, in need of assistance, but GWONT Train is filming, just be happy for the employees and hope they win Best In Show!

Trump crushes funky GWONT Train for the win.



More Trump needed in Police Departments across the GWONT’d plains of USSA.