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WANTED: a list of 100% of all scientists with 97% checked

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An open letter to anyone that has the list of 100% of scientists with 97% of them indicated in some way:


Dear whoever has this list of 100% of scientists that everyone is referring to:

We at The People's Cube would very much like to post the list of 100% of scientists in the world, with 97% of them saying that the science is settled and there should be no further debate.

Many have been referring to this statistic as an intimate personal knowledge. This personal knowledge could only come from someone somewhere in possession of a list of all the scientists of the world.

From the President of the United States on down, and just recently the head of The Sierra Club making this statement, all progressives are in agreement with it. Therefore, they must know it as fact and not as a purported statement of fact. To know something is true is different than simply parroting what someone else has said. Otherwise it isn't knowledge, it is just blowing smoke out of your hind quarters.

The trouble is, the more the statistic is cited, the more people want to see the facts that back it up. The only fact that backs up the "97% of scientists" statement is a list of all scientists in the world with an asterisk or some such device next to the names of those who believe that there should be no debate.

We at The People's Cube implore anyone who has the list of 100% of scientists to send it to The People's Cube so we can post it here as a public service.

This way, when people are in an argument with deniers they can easily reference this list. Only such statistic can be cited as real knowledge. Don't send us a reference to a study. The actual list of all scientists is what we need.

This will help the Party to win the battle for socialism and Next Tuesday. Er, I mean... save the planet. Please, whoever is holding this list please send it here for posting at The People's Cube because we are tired of receiving daily emails telling us we are just blowing smoke out of our hind quarters.

Thank you.


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Here's your answer KMTC.
At that link you will find the following paragraph:

"...although the survey was sent to over 10,000 scientists, there were actually only 79 responses from climatologists, so the 97% figure represented just 75 individuals. And what was not reported in the paper or in any of the ensuing publicity was that many participants were appalled by the survey and recorded their feelings at the time, calling it simplistic and biased, and suggesting that it was an attempt to provide support for a predetermined view."

So, there you have it. The science is settled. 97% Nonsensus. Everone knows that this is the proper way to use the scientific method to prove a hypothesis.

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Mr. Mair is - in effect - taking the 5th.

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Mr Mair was quite clear, I believe. He believes whatever the scientists tell his staff members that he is supposed to believe and he refuses to question their, obviously, superior grasp of the Facts™. The man is a model citizen and People's Servant™ from the World of Next Tuesday™.

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I've been scratching myself trying to think of the best way to produce this list and think I know how. Simply go to https://www.petitionproject.org/, print out a list of the 31,487 heretic scientists who don't believe in the current TRUTH concerning alleged global warning and man's contribution to same, then print out a list of all scientists and simply compare the two. Those scientists who have not signed the petition must be the 97%. Easy peasy puddin in pie.

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The Sierra Club Head mistakenly kept clinging to the assertion of "consensus" among "97%" of "climate scientists," when, instead he should have asserted that the most reliable evidence is in the form of "Global Warming Models" (sometimes also called "Climate Change Models"):

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Al Gore standing beside three skiers on a ski-slope during the record-breaking pre-Thanksgiving snow-blizzards in the Fall of 2014 offers the scientific explanation:

"Anyone but a blind Global-Warming Denier can see that our Climate Models provide indisputable scientific proof that what the Deniers call "the Pre-Thanksgiving Polar Vortex of 2014" is instead what scientists call "Hot Snow" caused by Man-Made Global Warming."

--KOOK

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Make public the list of the 97%? Have you lost your effing mind? KTMC, you're a disgrace to the shovel in your hands! Gimme that!

WHACK!!!

Give a weapon as destructive as that (the list, not the shovel) to the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy? Don't you know what they would do with that list?

Exxon Mobil and the Koch Brothers will pay teabaggers to dress up in Brooks Brothers suits just like they did for the 2009 Obamacare townhalls, and picket the scientists' homes! They'll harass them! Throw eggs at their windows! Wrap toilet paper around their cars! Leave flaming cowpies on their doorsteps, then ring the doorbell and run away. Cripes! And just in time for Halloween, too, so they can use that for cover.

But they won't be satisfied with that. Next, the NRA (which ought to be defunded and I plan to raise awareness of that as soon as I find the appropriate filter to slap over my avatar) will send its army of gun crazy bitter clingers to track down everyone on the list and shoot them DEAD!

Then those crazy rightwingers will claim that zero percent of scientists believe the science is settled--leaving us with 100 percent of all surviving scientists in the pay of Exxon Mobil and the Koch Brothers and even the NRA!

Thereby setting back our whole--ahem--movement...45 years!

Then they'll expect everyone to believe we have almost half a century to save the planet, when in fact, we still have, as always, only ten years left--if that many!

They are either just that stupid...or just that evil because they want everyone to die, and quickly!

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Commissarka Pinkie, you are correkt, as always.

But I must say that I like Comrade Kook's explanation of our "climate models," which everyone knows are infallible -- as everyone (well, every real straight man or lesbian woman, anyway) can now see with his (her, its, + the other 45 genders) own eyes.

Captain Craptek wrote:Mr. Mair is - in effect - taking the 5th.

A fifth of Old Overcoat, no doubt.

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Lev Termen wrote:
Captain Craptek wrote:Mr. Mair is - in effect - taking the 5th.

A fifth of Old Overcoat, no doubt.

Yes - and without offering to pay for it!

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Actually, the 97% signed in as John, as in "John Doe" and the other three percent signed in as Jonie, as in "Jonie Doe." There were only 79 "scientists" in this "random" poll, a true random sample!

The other 31,847 actual scientists are simply designated as deniers. Problem solved!


 
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