It doesn't matter who Pennsylvanian's vote for because the Democrats there have perfected the art of the steal.

A case in point: a mentally incapacitated man with poor judgement and who had little to recommend him won a Pennsylvania U.S. Senate seat over a charismatic and articulate celebrity physician.

This speaks not only to sketchy election practices in Pennsylvania, but also the ruthlessness of a political party that would rather install a pliable ham sandwich into the Senate than allow a competent candidate to be elected.

Stroke victim John Fetterman, who chose two convicted cop killers as his guests at last week's State of the Union, had another medical episode soon after. He's said that his hearing is such that all speech sounds to him like the adults in a Charlie Brown cartoon. 

Fetterman meets the constitutional requirements to be a Senator (a U.S. Citizen over the age of 35), but that's about all. Even a ham sandwich meets half those requirements.

Common sense among voters should have prevented his election but didn't, which implies that there was more vote manipulation than common sense in Pennsylvania, where ballot harvesting and mail-in voting has been disenfranchising legitimate votes for years.

And it also implies that Democrats were so intent on maintaining their Senate majority that they cold-heartedly ignored Fetterman's serious health problems. After all, once elected, he can easily be replaced without another election.

This has to stop, and Fetterman should be recognized as the poster boy for election reform in Pennsylvania and elsewhere.  

 

 

Wait, ‘pelipsky always heard a Fetterman was made with Spam…like the good Spam tourists in Cuba get when they order a Fetterman Sandwich.

jackalopelipsky wrote: ↑

2/11/2023, 3:10 pm

Wait, ‘pelipsky always heard a Fetterman was made with Spam…like the good Spam tourists in Cuba get when they order a Fetterman Sandwich.

Thank you for that unfettered observation.
 

The junior Senator from Pennsylvania looks like a grown up Bat Boy.

Marooned wrote: ↑

2/11/2023, 6:51 pm

The junior Senator from Pennsylvania looks like a grown up Bat Boy.

Must you be so cruel? At least Bat Boy didn't campaign in sweats and a hoodie.

 

Related:
https://pjmedia.com/news-and-politics/r ... t-n1669820

The Cuban Tourist Senate is still waiting for the Fetterman Spam Sandwich it ordered last November.

Fetterman’s win in November gave his party the cushion it needs for him to take time to recover, both from his depression and from last year’s stroke that preceded it, without disrupting Senate business. It’s a far cry from last year’s 50-50 Senate, where one extended absence could have derailed things.

https://www.politico.com/news/2023/02/2 ... n-00084671

The only thing that derailed, happened in East Palestine, Ohio, where non Cuban tourist Trump supporters live. While those non Cuban tourists can just be happy with non tourist Cuban spam, the Cuban tourista voters of Pennsylvania ordered Fetterman Sandwich will not be ready for serving until next Tuesday.

Colonel Obyezyana wrote: ↑

2/11/2023, 11:17 am

 He's said that his hearing is such that all speech sounds to him like the adults in a Charlie Brown cartoon. 



This has to stop, and Fetterman should be recognized as the poster boy for election reform in Pennsylvania and elsewhere.  

To be honest Col. O, every time anyone from the Dimokraut party starts talking I hear the same thing..................................





Perhaps poster boy Fetterman should be next on the milk carton.

Milk carton Fetterman, indeed, CIZ! Nothing like abandoning a depressed spam sandwich at his lowest functioning ability.

jackalopelipsky wrote: ↑

3/2/2023, 10:46 am

Milk carton Fetterman, indeed, CIZ! Nothing like abandoning a depressed spam sandwich at his lowest functioning ability.

No kidding J. Did Gisele Fetterman learn nothing from the Hildabeast?


On a separate note, I could never abandon a spam on Hawaiian roll, piled high with ramps and topped off with squeeze butter, sandwich.

For the rest of the story............


 

Cuban Tourist Comrades of Pennsylvania , relax yourselves as Walter Reed National Military Medical Center has released POL photographs of your Spam Senator Fetterman. The human spam sandwich appears to look at some serious legislative sh*t on your behalf.

proof of life and age requirement are all that Fetterman’s voters required to make their decision. So, nothing’s really changed for them.

https://www.binghamtonhomepage.com/penn ... al-center/

How much does it cost a Ham Sandwich to influence the Kosher (and/or Halal) votes in the population of constituents?

Just asking for a friend...

Ivan the Stakhanovets wrote: ↑

3/7/2023, 2:03 pm

How much does it cost a Ham Sandwich to influence the Kosher (and/or Halal) votes in the population of constituents?

Just asking for a friend...

'pelipsky knows that intersectual vote for a Fetterman ham sandwich, over a Medical Doctor, for conscience of The Motherland, vote was out there. So, now we’re just discussing the money, right? Tractor Barn Ivan?

Those checkbooks were out, the signers just needed to know the right contacts to buy a Ham Sandwich for Pennsylvanians, and The Collective, too, because the Medical Doctor was an idiot, who was probably as republican in values as Trump. The Fetterman was the best alternative to Trump. All they needed to know, was: "How many votes can be fed by a Fetterman?"

Now that we have proof of life, soon, we will have proof of Senate Votes.

Colonel Obyezyana wrote: ↑

3/7/2023, 3:46 pm

Fetterman is the celebrity face for upcoming commercial ad campaign for McJackalopelipsky’s NEW Happy Meal menu item: the Fetterham Subwich! Watch for Fetterham Happy Meals at your neighborhood McJackalopelipsky’s.

 

jackalopelipsky wrote: ↑

3/7/2023, 6:13 pm

...your neighborhood McJackalopelipsky’s.

Everybody loves Jacky P's.
 

Today’s Fetterman spam sandwich is better than ever. Let Fetterman’s staff at McPelipsky’s prepare legislation and vote a Fetterman for you!

https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2023/0 ... ost-stroke

Let's hope Fetterman lab grown clone #2 can sing and dance better than lab grown Fetterman #1.





 

Clara Illbustyourballs Zetkin wrote: ↑

3/15/2023, 8:31 am

Let's hope Fetterman lab grown clone #2 can sing and dance better than lab grown Fetterman #1.

That segment is a classic. Spotted this for sale in the video section of a big-box store recently. ($48.00)