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NOTE: All four of the above stories are true. Every day it's getting harder to write satire.

From a classic art film.

Colonel Obyezyana wrote: ↑

6/20/2022, 1:46 pm

We're all in it together.

 

Ellsworth Toohey wrote: ↑

6/20/2022, 2:15 pm

Thank you, Ellsworth. Corrected TPN posted.

It's easy to get those classic art films mixed up.

Art just ain’t what it used to be, is it comrades?

The Texazistan Rethuglican Platform was the best thing to happen at Convention. The speeches by our betters, who showed up, as Gov. Abbott and ‘pelipsky’s own representative were AWOL, were unbelievable! Senator John Cornyn, who confirmed ANTIFA as new security force of The Constitution, called his Rethuglican constituents a mob in need of a Red Flag. Like ‘pelipsky said, all the speechification by Texazistan’s betters were truly unbelievable!

The ignorant, red flag mob wrote a great platform for our betters of incumbency to follow.