Sorry Mom, I'm Voting for Elizabeth Warren

My mom thinks Scott Brown is handsome, smart, and an all around Mr. Nice Guy. I think he's Satan sucking the life blood out of poor people, pouring acid on children's faces, and secretly suffocating grandma with a pillow in the wee hours of the morning -- that is, of course, after he takes away her Medicare and flushes her pills down the toilet. Luckily for me I have Elizabeth Warren to make things right:

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Nothing has my vote more than a wily-eyed batshit crazy progressive wymyn preaching the good word of her humble background. Sure, she lives in Cambridge, MA and is a professor at Harvard Law School -- but don't let that fool you, she grew up barely clinging to the middle class ( I heard she even went to Rutgers "School of Law", snort!) And look at those eyes, comrades! She burns with a deep-seated hatred for any and all who may have a few dollars more of the government's money.




I bet Warren pops a couple Thorazine pills and knocks it back with a shot of whiskey before standing on her soapbox and reminding us all how she works for the Little People™. What a wymyn! Oh, and her violent rhetoric straight talk about the middle class being "chipped at, hacked at, squeezed and hammered" is just the kind of talk this country needs right now. We need to remind the base how President Barry has taken a club to the knees of the petty bourgeoisie and get them back on the 2012 bandwagon. Between ourselves, comrades, I would let Elizabeth Warren step on my balls with clunky peasant shoes anytime she wanted -- that is how committed I am to her candidacy.



Warren for Senate 2012: Because It's The Government's Money, You Peasant!
 

That factory she's talking about?
Was that Solyndra and the other backward technology solar companies that all went into bankruptcy?

No? Maybe it was Fusion telecom out of Haiti that worked a sweatheart deal on rates.
http://online.wsj.com/article/SB1000142 ... 20154.html or browse for Clinton Haiti Czar.
 

So what does she think we owe when the police man rapes people instead of properly enforcing the law?
What does she think I owe for the prospective employee who shows up in pajamas and can't read or write?
What does she think we owe when the pothole in the road is so large that it causes a wreck that kills and permanently injures drivers?
What does she think we owe when the police won't patrol the industrial areas of town?
What does she think we owe when the snow plows or the garbage collectors go on strike?
What does she think we owe when the government won't protect our lawless AZ border?
 

What does she think of massive union corporations lobbying? What does she think about how they exploit workers by forcing them to pay dues ?
 

Oh sure, you can always find something wrong if you look hard enough.

Picky, picky, picky ...............

Thinking coupled with reason and wisdom are a dangerous combination, comrade.

So hit the " prog off " switch .......... for cry'n out loud ....... everybody's look'n !
 

Comrade Chairman Meow, are you sure she is not a right wing plant? She's kinda cute.
 

Reiuxcat

Comrade Chairman Meow, are you sure she is not a right wing plant? She's kinda cute.




Elizabeth the Marxist Baptist. Much better. :-)
 

Maybe it's my imagination, but Comrade Warren's frantic hand gestures resemble those of our beloved Saint Nanski? Maybe separated at birth?
 

Grigori E.R.

Maybe it's my imagination, but Comrade Warren's frantic hand gestures resemble those of our beloved Saint Nanski? Maybe separated at birth?
Either that or the Thorazine was wearing off.
 

It could be the flies; they CAN be a problem, you know.



 

It takes far stronger drugs than Thorazine. Now where was I? Oh, I've gotta tell you Comrades, that Lizzy Warren is one hot, socialist wymyns. She's a rising star, that's for sure. We'll have to keep a close eye on her.


 

This wymyn has validated herself and sealed the deal just by Blaming Bush™:

1) One trillion on tax cuts to the "rich". This is always Bush's Fault™ Tax cuts to the "rich"=Bush's Fault™.

2) Two trillion dollars on two wars. But not just your average everyday urban gangbanger-type war. Oh no! These two wars are Bush's Wars™; illegal wars that were unjustified actions of corporate greed on the side of the Millitary Industrial Complex™, Haliburton™, and the Religious Right™. And to top it all off, this is a credit card handed out to the unborn for the next seven generations! Thank you George W. Bush!

3) Another trillion for a Medicare drug program that's 40% more expensive because it's a giveaway to the "drug companies"! The fact that it's 40% MORE expensive isn't the issue. More expensive = Mo Bettah. To say it's a "giveaway" to the drug companies, and then Blame Bush™ provides the necessary thin veil that the government is spending 40% more. Mo is Bettah!

Four trillion dollars that can be blamed on Bush! Whether or not it can be justified is irrelevant. Because even irrelevancy can be Blamed on Bush™! This wymyn is the next Jan Schakowski!
 

"I grew up on the ragged edge of the Middle Class." Comrades, I cannot tell you how this affected me. Here I am, a limousine liberal, a champagne socialist, a parlor pink, and all of my life I have been terrified of actually dropping back into the middle class. After all, they're the nouveaux puissants. Which is not actually "pissants."

Get real. I come from a long line of progs. We're Texas Kennedys. We are grandees, entitled just by being. This is what we tell the lumpenproliteriat, that they're entitled just by being, but that's birdlime so we can screw them up and down six ways from Sunday. My family really is entitled. We've murdered all who do not agree.

And that's why I shall fight! fight! fight! to make sure that I manage to disrupt enough things to ensure that I never have to live on the ragged edge of the middle class like dear Lizzie and can instead utter blandishments and unctuous phrases which will beguile comrades like the Wall Street Protestors.

But you know, just entre nous, it might be nice to talk to an audience with an average IQ high enough that if it were the temperature of a Coke, you wouldn't drink it.
 

Is funny comrades? No?