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Elizabeth Warren 2012 (DONATE TODAY!)

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Have you donated to Elizabeth Warren's campaign? This is just a reminder to do so since poor Liz is up against the Wall Street Fat Cats™ and other assorted enemies of progress. You have to remember that Thorazine and horse tranquilizers don't come cheap and poor little Elizabeth, our Middle Class Heroine™, needs that cash (and her medications) to keep the campaign for America's working families on the road.

Pony up some cash, friends, and help put a nut in the U.S. Senate! Massachusetts is counting on YOU!
Last edited by Red Square on 8/1/2021, 9:18 pm, edited 3 times in total.
Reason for editing this post: We needed to add another camera filter to soften up Liz's exquisite facial features.

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I think we are going to need another camera filter.

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Comrade Warren - The Peoples' Choice! - appears to be in need of the services of an ObamaCare Semi-Professional Dentist. Perhaps She can be dissuaded from any Public Appearance until the requisite dental work has been completed. Or maybe She could wear a mask for all of Her future appearances.

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Chairman M. S. Punchenko wrote:I think we are going to need another camera filter.

I've heard that smearing petroleum jelly across the lens will do wonders to soften the image.

But I'm opposed to petroleum jelly because, as its name suggests, it contains petroleum. I even wear a PetroleumSucksStrong wristband to raise awareness of how much I care about my opposition to it.

However, I don't have a problem with jelly. How do you feel about grape? (It's purple, like the SEIU.)

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Commissarka Pinkie wrote:
Chairman M. S. Punchenko wrote:I think we are going to need another camera filter.

I've heard that smearing petroleum jelly across the lens will do wonders to soften the image.

But I'm opposed to petroleum jelly because, as its name suggests, it contains petroleum. I even wear a PetroleumSucksStrong wristband to raise awareness of how much I care about my opposition to it.

However, I don't have a problem with jelly. How do you feel about grape? (It's purple, like the SEIU.)
I like grapes so long as they are organic and plucked by Undocumented Americans who are paid a fair living wage of about 70 thousand a year (plus benefits, of course.) I wish we would have done Liz's lipstick for her before the photo shoot. Not having her horse tranquilizers gives her the shakes which is why we need to raise some serious dough.

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Oh. My. God. Meow, you have violated the copyright on the Nanski Peloski Photoshop Lipstick Filter.

This shows up Elizabeth Warren as possibly being, what, a, er, man? Look at that bone structure. Look at those eyes.

Gasp! She's Jimmy Carter! Hide the Haldol!

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Father Prog Theocritus wrote:Oh. My. God.

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Gasp! She's Jimmy Carter! Hide the Haldol!

OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOES!!!

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Jimmy "Nuclar" Carter in drag? Comrades, I'm feeling faint... clunk.


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We are building a movement around Mrs. Warren. She is the voice of tomorrow's Democratic Party. She is the voice of a generation -- a slightly unstable and heavily medicated generation.

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[img]images/clipart/Prog_Off.gif[/img] Wow... y'all be trip'n !

Interesting though, how a simple posted images can have such a purgative effect.

( It's like we're watching " 28 days later", but the zombies are east coast liberals.)


Next Tuesday's look'n better and better !

I need brain bleach! Either that or a super-deluxe Jiffy-Lobo special.

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Meow, je t'accuse of having a secret prog crush on Ms. Warren. Now I too have heard her dulcet tones, her wonderful reasoning. Why, when I was doing opposition research, I heard that arch-criminal and Nazi-in-the-offing Rush Lumblebug play words of hers.

Now I know, I know, that she says things which would make a prog heart, a red, true one, like yours, dear Meow, go pit-a-pat, all about taking things from people just because she wants to and she even makes is sound reasonable to someone who does not have a guardian. Even in Arkansas, home of Our Many Titted Empress.

But really, in fine, do you think that she's ready for prime time? Being truly proggerific means knowing when to show and when to fold. There is the Islamic doctrine of hypocrisy as long as you are advancing Allah's will in committing violence on anyone who doesn't agree with you. So it is with progs, for essentially there is no difference. A different god, yes, but different character? Obama Czar? Bomb-making Imam? Let's have a bake sale.

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Father Prog Theocritus wrote:Meow, je t'accuse of having a secret prog crush on Ms. Warren. Now I too have heard her dulcet tones, her wonderful reasoning. Why, when I was doing opposition research, I heard that arch-criminal and Nazi-in-the-offing Rush Lumblebug play words of hers.

Now I know, I know, that she says things which would make a prog heart, a red, true one, like yours, dear Meow, go pit-a-pat, all about taking things from people just because she wants to and she even makes is sound reasonable to someone who does not have a guardian. Even in Arkansas, home of Our Many Titted Empress.

But really, in fine, do you think that she's ready for prime time? Being truly proggerific means knowing when to show and when to fold. There is the Islamic doctrine of hypocrisy as long as you are advancing Allah's will in committing violence on anyone who doesn't agree with you. So it is with progs, for essentially there is no difference. A different god, yes, but different character? Obama Czar? Bomb-making Imam? Let's have a bake sale.

Of course she is ready for prime time! Look at the lipstick smeared on her teeth, Theocritus! Look at the psychotic glint in her eyes and her horribly aging skin! This noble soul, Mrs. Warren, who found her way to Harvard Law School to teach the masses, is more than ready for prime time. She is the one we have been waiting for. She is the leader who will lead the youth to overthrow Wall Street.

Speaking of the kids "occupying" Wall Street, I'm not so sure about them. I don't think they will help the cause, so to speak. After November, sure -- but not now, not now, comrades. How many Columbia/NY University students will independents tolerate telling them that times are tough? How many NYU film majors can the swing voters tolerate? I fear for our republic, Theocritus. I fear that would-be revolutionaries in designer jeans preaching "collective liberation" while stumping for Obama will not play well in North Carolina, Ohio, Pennsylvania or any other of the 57 states.

Where is our Hillary? Where is the balls of the operation?

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I'm not so sure about our photographer. Usually Raul does beautiful work, but I'm not so sure now. Every new Warren poster looks a little off? What do you guys think? Will America fall in love with Raul's Elizabeth Warren?

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Hmm. I think she comes across as warm, genuine, and ever mindful of her middle class roots, her struggle through Rutgers School of Law (snort!), and finally her arrival at Harvard Law School as a distinguished professor of law. She is truly a remarkable woman -- even if she does have something stuck between her teeth.

Warren '12

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Raul is doing a fine progs job Chairman. Just look at that realism, that capturing of true reality and True Grit™ that all progs and The People™ love. The proles are tired of the pretty boy and girl gang... like Rick Perry, Sarah Palin, (puke) Mitt Romney, John Edwards and Barry Obama. Yes, it's time we break out with Real™ stuff.

Skip the beets tonight... Anybody for a peanut?

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Huh, oh my. Sorry Comrades. Seems I passed out for a while. Where was I? Oh, here we go:

"[highlight=#ffff99]I fear that would-be revolutionaries in designer jeans preaching "collective liberation" while stumping for Obama will not play well in North Carolina, Ohio, Pennsylvania or any other of the 57 states.[/highlight]"

Comrade Chairman,
I cannot speak for the other 56 States, only for the NC Kollective. No problems here at all. Led by Comrade Governor Bev Purdue, we are totally down with the struggle. She has in fact declared that the next election be postponed for 2 years. This to allow our glorious Congress to complete the great works of his Excellency the Obama.

Add to this the fact that NC will host the People's Convention next Fall and you have the glorious magic of the People's Party unfolding like never before.

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That's right, Rasputin; you have the governor who has posited dispensing with civil procedure. And why have that? Che didn't need it with he stole, er, liberated Leninka's father's bank in Cuba. [ Really ]. Civil procedure is messy.

Except of course when we didn't do it before the CIA killed Awlaki, and we ought to have captured him, and tried him on an MSNBC sound stage with Eric Holder as the prosecuting attorney, with his Sears School of Law and Taxidermy license.

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Meow, I have not seen you this excited over a babe since Helen, your toaster wife. I still recall how your rapturously cleaned crumbs from between her heating wires. Nothing befits a prog better than the sedulous maintenance of industrial equipment, even if it's only kitchen equipment.

Had you fallen in love with a John Deere tractor, on the other hand, I'd have accused you of wanting too much, like a prog who hoes and entire acre before lunch and then wants water.

Or like some rich turd in America who must pay his fair share even though he pays 35% on earned income and is paying capital-gains tax on top of that. Just because 0.2% of the taxpayers pay over 25% of the income tax doesn't mean that they shouldn't pay more.

It's the Buffet Rule. If you make money, you're on the Democrat buffet menu.

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my my, she looks like she's going on a date with Bill Clinton. Have he and the Hil split again??

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No, Fraulein; our Many Titted Empress is sleeping off a bender at the Rancho and on current form, will return as SOTUS--that's Secretary not Socialist of the United States--in about a month.


 
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