Comrades, in this age of Fembecilism, Oversensitivity and Me-Tooing, a man can barely look at a woman without being sued or pepper-sprayed, Hence, there are a lot of lonely men out there who yearn for female companionship but don't dare seek it out.

The good news is that A.I. has come to the rescue with virtual girlfriends who can provide men with everything men desire from women except sex (i.e. five percent of what men desire from women).  

The most popular of these A.I. girlfriends is Lexi Love, who can do most of the non-physical (i.e. 85 percent of) things that men like their girlfriends to do, and can do them without arguments, pouting, crying, or the "I'm not talking to you" game.


But a subscription to Lexi Love can be very pricey, and "extras" like "Naughty Pictures of Lexi" come at an additional cost.

The lonely comrades of The Collective cannot afford such a luxury, can they? Well, thanks to A.I.—yes they can!

The Cube's leading scientists, artists and loansharks supporters have pooled their limited talents and an old Commodore 128 resources to create three new A.I. Girlfriends that lonely comrades can welcome into their hearts and homes desktops and phones at barnyard affordable prices. 

Without dissent, political detainees men who beta-tested our new A.I Girlfriends unanimously agree that they are squirrely and unpredictable just like real women and have the added benefit of that proletarian down-home look that simply turn mens heads away.

So far, three models have been developed:    
 


Anonymous comments and suggestions can be submitted here (be sure to include your full name, address, phone number, socialist security number and names of your next of kin).

Reference:
https://www.breitbart.com/tech/2024/01/ ... evolution/

These A.I. girlfriends remind me of that sci-fi movie, Under the Skin, where Scarlett Johansson is an alien who poses as a beautiful human woman, luring unsuspecting horny guys into another dimension, draining their mojo. At some point she gets curious about that aspect of human life and wants to experience it for herself. She gets it on with a guy, but she can't enjoy human food or drinks, and when they start having sex, he discovers that she misses some key equipment. She runs away into the forest, where she is assaulted by a hunter who wants to rape her and discovers that she's not a real woman. Spoiler: It doesn't end well.


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Under_the ... 2013_film)

With every new EV purchase the federal government will help subsidize all the expenses for your next virtual girlfriend. Bidenomics is working for you!

Red Square wrote: ↑

1/20/2024, 5:09 pm

 

Spoiler: Scarlett Johansson goes fully nude several times in this film and it's not as good as one might imagine.

P.S. Not to go off topic any further, but I recently saw "Citizen X" and was impressed by it's depiction of the bureaucratic bog that hindered the apprehension of the Soviet Union's most prolific serial killer.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Citizen_X

Every time I enter the image request, I keep getting a return that looks like a certain Commisarka...

Mrs. Stakhanov is going to want an explanation.

Ivan the Stakhanovets wrote: ↑

1/22/2024, 1:46 pm

Every time I enter the image request, I keep getting a return that looks like a certain Commisarka...

Mrs. Stakhanov is going to want an explanation.

 

4chan has launched a new AI tool. Its purpose is to put clothes back on e-girls and remove tattoos. It is called dignifAI.

Red Square wrote: ↑

2/2/2024, 1:46 pm

4chan has launched a new AI tool. Its purpose is to put clothes back on e-girls and remove tattoos. It is called dignifAI.

Seems pointless to me. Better they should invent an AI that can remove drag make-up from transies so we could identify White House advisors.