In a quite suburb just outside of Seattle Washington, a major accomplishment was achieved by thirty-nine-year-old transgender woman Deborah Biggby. While in the presence of a small gathering of officials and trans activists, Biggby, after an entire day worth of eating chicken wings, baked beans, and a 24 pack of Bud Light, set the record for the world's loudest queef that registered at 90 decibels, nearly equivalent to volume of a running chainsaw.

According to some of those present, the silence in the room just before the milestone was tense. An official from the Guinness Book of World Records sat slightly in front of Biggby, holding a microphone between the record-setter's legs waiting for the historical moment to break its way into the history books.

A queef is defined as an audible amount of air escaping from the vaginal cavity. In Biggby's case, however, she is a self-identified "non-op" transgender person, meaning that she does not wish to undergo transgender surgery. Due to this, some opponents cried foul over Biggby's accomplishments.

Despite the opposition, Biggby and her supporters hailed the event as one of the greatest achievements for womanhood in recent history comparing Biggby to Elizabeth Stanton and Susan B Anthony, who lead the women's rights movement in the late 19th century.

Biggby had difficulty holding back tears of joy as various leading members of the trans community congratulated her over a video conference with a plaque confirming Biggby as the record holder proudly displayed on the wall behind her.

Biggby has since been invited to various elementary schools in the State of Washington for a presentation and showing of a video recording of the record breaking event meant to motivate youth to follow their dreams and overcome barriers such as gender that was assigned at birth.

Biggby has stated that it has now become her pursuit in life to someday shatter her own record and demonstrate to children local and across the globe that anything can be accomplished with determination and perseverence.

Chedoh wrote: ↑

6/23/2023, 10:53 am

 

Queefs are no fun—you can't light them. Besides that, the award isn't fair because transwomen are men with fake beef curtains.
 

This news is so awesome Chedoh. 'pelipsky hopes this news gets fact checked multiple times. Everything is gwonting to hell in a breadbasket in the grocery stores of America, but stories like this means Chedoh is so flaming hot, even school children are beginning to use pronouns like USA!

Well then, did it pass the smell test?

trashmouth wrote: ↑

6/24/2023, 12:34 pm

Well then, did it pass the smell test?

Prob'ly not.